The glorious band of the motherland was doing wonderful music for big Russian parade coming up. They were all wearing Ushankas, and singing of glorious Russia. Then they said to Comrade Kon, "Comrade Kon, your head is missing." And then his head was gone, surely stolen by evil capitalist pigs! Comrade Kon then said, "For Russia, I go get Red Army to help! I will return comrades!". Then, Comrade Laney said, "Comrade Corey, this is much frightful for me, give me kiss now!". But he said, "I have died Comrade Laney, for Motherland!" But then she sighted horrible capitalist skeleton! "I must now leave!" she said! But she encountered him again! And he was all Vodka! Vodka everywhere! And then she was drunk!