A/N: THE FEMINERDY POTATO IS OFFICIALLY ACTIVE AGAIN.

Welllll, I WISH I owned Disney (Then I'd cancel half the shows they've got nowadays) or Doctor Who (RUN, ROSE TYLER!) buuuut I don't. I'm just a little fanfiction author who operates from her computer.

Remember, if you end up not properly feeding my plot bunny, she ends up churning out fics of Four in a miniskirt! Or maybe Enjolras in a lacy petticoat! She runs off reviews. :33


"My friends need to be punished." Lilo shook the jar up and down, frowning at the dolls inside it.

"Hello!" The man walked in and smiled at her before turning to Nani. "John Smith, social worker." He waved something in front of her before going to kneel down next to Lilo. "Practical voodoo. Very useful at times." Lilo just nodded before reaching out for a crayon. "This is you." She quickly drew him, a simple, grinning figure on the paper. "This is your goodness level." Lilo swiftly shaded him in, filling in all but his toes. "It's unusually high, for one who has seen most of the universe destroyed at least once."

"How did you know about that?" The man's eyebrows raised in a surprised manner.

"You're lonely." He watched the red crayon move across the page again, her drawing a tiny broken heart and adding another. "Because everyone leaves. Who are you?"

"I'm The Doctor." He smiled at her again as he ran a hand through his unruly hair.

"Are you here to examine my brain?" She stared at him, suddenly distrustful.

"No, I'm not here to examine your brain. I'm here to help. Close your eyes." Lilo did so, tensing up slightly as The Doctor's fingers touched her temples.

"You're lonely, too." he whispered. "I'm sorry about your parents."

"What are you doing? How do you know that?" Nani sounded worried and scared and awestruck at the same time.

"Trust me. I'm The Doctor." he whispered. "Pudge."

"What about him?" Lilo replied, opening her eyes.

"You care about him, don't you?" The Doctor asked knowingly.

"Yes." She looked at him quietly, studying his face and smiling at him.

"Very well." The Doctor rose, smiling at Lilo before turning to Nani. "You're doing excellent. Might I interest your sister in an adventure?" Lilo's eyes widened before she nodded at Nani, the biggest smile Nani had seen in awhile on her face.

"Who are you?"

"I'm not going to answer that again. Are you two coming with me, or no?"

Nani took a deep breath before answering. "Where are we going?"

"Excellent. Allons-y!" The Doctor ran out of the house, practically flying to a blue box that was sitting on the grass of their front yard. "This is the TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space." They were soon gone, floating through space with Lilo running around inside. "It's bigger on the outside!" She giggled, holding her arms out like an airplane. "Are we flying?"

"You could say that." The Doctor replied, smiling at her. He could tell that this child would grow up to be a great person.