Online Mafia War: Vongola Days.

Disclaimer: Do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Enough said. This is of course, taken place in an alternative universe. Please read Online Mafia War: Blind Date, especially the important announcement to understand.


Chapter One: Katekyo Ondo.

Katekyo Ondo is a popular online game where all the players had to do was fighting while the song was playing and stopped when the music stopped. Like a twisted stop-dance. All weapons are allowed. Rumors have it that the Arcobaleno Gang was the one who made the game.


Taken place the night Hibari and Nagi had their first…date.

(Hibari: *appears out of nowhere* it's not a date!)

Watching as random mix of music and characters dancing/fighting around on her monitor screen, Nagi shakes her head in disbelief. And here she thought she was weird.

Chrome96: Ano, boss?

Lucky_Bond27: Yes, Chrome-chan?

Chrome96: why are we playing Katekyo Ondo?

Lucky_Bond27: Because we got banned by the moderators from the other online games and this is the only online game that hasn't banned us yet?

Yamzilla80: Haa, haa. At least we still can play as a group, right?

Smoking_Bomb59: Che, speak for yourself, Yagyuu-baka. I'm happy enough to play the game alone with Juudaime.

Smoking_Bomb59: Right, Juudaime?

Lucky_Bond27: Gokudera-kun… don't be harsh to them.

Smoking_Bomb59: Fine! Just because Juudaime says so.

Lambo the Great: Yare, yare. This game is too childish for Lambo-san. Can I go?

Smoking_Bomb59: Where are you going, *bleep* Ahoushi?

Smoking_Bomb59: we're going to play this whether you liking or not.

Lucky_Bond27: Aah, Gokudera-kun! Let's not get banned in this game! No cursing!

Smoking_Bomb59: Like I *bleep* care about those *bleep**bleep* moderators!

Lucky_Bond27: Please, Gokudera-kun!

Smoking_Bomb27: Fine.

Namibird18: Are we going play or not? I have better things to do…

Yamzilla80: Like dating Akesaka-san?

Lambo the Great: LMAO

Lambo the Great: Kyouya and Nagi sitting on a tree~

Lambo the Great: First they were kissing, and then they got married and then come Hibirds in a carriage!

Pineapple_Prince69: Noo!

Pineapple_Prince69: MY INNOCENT NAGI IN THE CLUTCHES OF...OF...OF THAT SKYLARK!

Pineapple_Prince69: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pineapple_Prince69: NAGI! DON'T DATE THAT GREASEBALL OF A SKYLARK!

Namibird18: OI!

Namibird18: Who are you calling a greaseball?

Namibird18: You damn Pineapple head!

Smoking_Bomb59: Cuz-con much?

Yamzilla80: Cuz-con?

Smoking_Bomb59: You know, overprotective over the cousin. Like a warped version of sis-con?

Smoking_Bomb59: Like turf-head.

BoxingToTheExtreme: Kyoko is EXTREMELY the BEST AND THE PRETTIEST AMONG EVERONE, KORA!

BoxingToTheExtreme: More importantly, SAWADA, STAY AWAY FROM HER!

Lucky_Bond27: !

Lucky_Bond27: Onii-san…

Lambo the Great: LOL

Namibird18: Then? Where are those Herbivores I'm supposed to bite to death tonight?

Lucky_Bond27: Umm. Not sure.

Lucky_Bond27: please do keep the fighting PG-13, Hibari-san.

WhiteOrchid100 and SkyPrincess01 are online.

WhiteOrchid100: SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

WhiteOrchid100: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lucky_Bond27: ARGH!

Lucky_Bond27: NOT AGAIN!


Sawada Tsunayoshi, aka Tsuna, aka Lucky_Bond27 gave up and bang his head on the nearest hard object he can find (his desk). Raising his head to stare back at the screen, he bit back another whimper as he watched Vongola Decimo gang and the Millefiore wreaking havoc in the virtual room.

Dodging from a flying lampshade (Tsuna learned not to ask where those stuffs did come from); the Vongola Decimo looked for his archenemy. He saw Hibari's character literally biting Pineapple_Prince69's hands off. Oh dear.

Yamzilla80 meanwhile was trying to slice AoiHana06 while she was trying to drown Lambo the Great. BoxingToTheExtreme meanwhile was providing cover Chrome96, who was casting a Level B illusion spell at Daisy04 and Kikyo99.

There. Byakuran was strangling poor Gokudera's character, not noticing Tsuna taking aim for his sacred technique: X-Cannon.


Byakuran was crackling evilly as he watched his character strangled Smoking_Bomb59. He had hacked into the online game system so the moderators couldn't put a stop on the battle. So this time, they can all fight for their heart content.

WhiteOrchid100: Die you pesky firecracker pest!

Lucky_Bond27: Not on my watch!

WhiteOrchid turned just in time to see a stream of pure sky flames aiming at him, others diving for cover. Byakuran's poor character quickly disappeared into a bright explosion of colors.

WhiteOrchid100: Not again!

The smoke and statics clears away to reveal a huge crater at the middle of the room. WhiteOrchid was spewing smoke and sparking electricity. Noticing the dire situation, LightingMaster57 tugged SkyPrincess01 away, immediately logging off, leaving the others to Vongola Decimo tender mercies.

Lucky_Bond27: because of you Millefiore, we are banned from all online game.

Lucky_Bond27: I have enough.

Lucky_Bond27: Guys, restrains are off. Clean all this and send them all to infinity infirmary.


Nagi's portable speakers rattled as the loud cheering and surprisingly a suitable fast-paced pop song remix echoed as they clashed into battle. Wondering for the umpteenth time whether she should just switch her speaker off to save her poor hearing, the purplenette finally plugged her headphone on when her cousin yelled his fury when Namibird18 send him off to online infirmary.

Chrome96: Hibari-kun, please, not my cousin. I can still hear him yelling from next door.

Namibird18: it's his fault.

Namibird18: No one invited to join our gaming session.

Chrome96: True. But he's still screaming.

Namibird18: You can come and stay at my house if you want.

Chrome96: …

Chrome96: was that a preposition, Hibari-kun?

Lambo the Great: Kyouya and Nagi sitting on a tree~

Namibird18: Chotto matte.

Nagi watched as Namibird18 wrapped his chains around Lambo the Great and slam him into the nearest wall, barely missing AoiHana06 and BoxingToTheExtreme.

Namibird18: That's for butting into people's private conversation.

Namibird18: now, where was I?

Moderator1: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Everyone suddenly stopped fighting,weapons, hands and magic spells screeched into a halt as a huge projection of a gun-toting three-headed chimera avatar appeared at the middle of the battleground. Apparently after two hours of decoding and cursing, the moderators were able to break into Byakuran's sphere of internet isolation (with the help of a certain red-haired bespectacled genius who created the said sphere in the first place), judging from the horrifying expression the avatar had, they were certainly not happy with the online carnage.

Moderator1: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! KORA!

Moderator2: CANT YOU DAMNED SHITHEADS SETTLE THIS OUTSIDE INTERNET?

Moderator3: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH ALL THIS IS GOING TO COST, MUU!

Moderator2: ALL OF YOU ARE BANNED!

Moderator2: FOR GOOD, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! YOU HEAR ME?! FOR GOOD!

Moderator1: KORA! IF WE SEE YOU GUYS FIGHT AGAIN ONLINE, WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO DESTROY YOU GUYS, KORA!

Moderator3: And put a voodoo curse on all of you so all of you will lose their hair!

Moderator3: and forever plagued by rabid fangirls!

Moderator1: … that was so random, Mammon, kora.

Moderator2: whatever.

Moderator2: ALL OF YOU! HAND OVER ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNT, FAGGOTS! NOW!

Moderator2: WE'RE WIPING IT CLEAN!


That night, several people (especially a certain deranged..ehem..mad genius albino) wept as their hard-earned accounts were wiped clean. oh well, at least they didn't reset their skill set and status parameter.

"Oh well, we lived to fight another day!" Byakuran bellowed just to have a huge pillowed tossed onto his head by his pissed, sleep-deprived roommate.


Done with chapter one. Chapter two will be done and posted at midnight (Brunei times.)

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