"No, no, no! Don't you dare Sirius!" Remus cried, backing away from Sirius.

"Oh come on Moony, it's just a bit of fun." Sirius grinned with a mad glint in his eyes.

"No, not for me it's not! Don't you dare!" Remus warned.

"Or else what?" Sirius said still moving forwards.

"O-or… Or no sex for a week! No- two weeks!"

"Come now, Remus. We both know you don't mean that." Sirius smirked.

"Damned dog." Remus muttered making Sirius's smile grow. "Look just don't Sirius! I mean it!"

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how tempting this is." Sirius chuckled and dived forwards, pinning Remus to the bed and tickling him mercilessly.

"N-no- hahaahahaha! S-sirius! St- stahahaha! Stop it! Hahahaha! P-p-please! No- ahahahaha!" Remus cried out in laughed, desperately trying to wiggle away from Sirius's skilled hands.

"Say the magic words." Sirius smirked.

"Sirius!"

"Say it Moony!" He sang, letting up a little so Remus could say the 'magic word'.

"Padfoot is the sexiest wizard that ever has been and ever will be and Padfoot is the most adorable puppy in the whole of time and space!" Remus said quickly to stop the tickling.

"I was gunna say 'Mayonnaise' but I'll except that answer too." Sirius chuckled, leaning down and kissing Remus.

"Urgh! Will you two please stop! I'm trying to study!" James protested from across the room.

"Yeah right." The two love-pups murmured, waving away his comment because they knew he was just teasing, and went back to kissing.