Tskune's Wake

Everyone was around the casket crying their eyes out, none so more than Moka Akashiya, Kurumu Kurono, Mizore Shirayuki, Yukari Sendo, Ruby Tojo, and Kokoa Shuzen. Why were they crying? Well, their beloved Tskune was dead! How had this happened? Well…

Flashback;

"Hey Moka, good morning!" yelled Tskune

"M-Morning Tskune" replied Moka with a light blush on her cheeks.

"Tskune, good morning!" Yelled kurumu, as she stuffed his head into her chest.

"Morn- MMF! MMMFFFFF!"

Suddenly an ice kunai shot out and hit Kurumu in the head. "Back off big boobs, he's mine." Drawled Mizore.

"No, he and Moka are mine!" Yelled Yukari as she snuck up behind Moka and began groping her.

"Y-Yukari, knock it off! Besides, Tskune's mine!"

Thus began their ritual fight over the boy of their dreams, only to look down and see that Tskune had been caught in the crossfire and was now bleeding heavily.

"AAH, Tskune!"

At the Hospital:

Ruby Tojo was beside herself as she prepared to give the girls the bad news. "Girls.."

"Yes Ruby? Is Tskune going to be OK?"

Ruby shook her head violently as she cried. "No, 'sob' Funeral services will be held in two days.

Flashback end.

As the funeral presided, Keito, the tsuchigomu second-in-command of the student safety commission, walked up and snidely said: Figure that you bitches would eventually kill that dumbass someday."

With tensions running high the girls attacked Keito, setting off the biggest fight that the school had ever seen. As this fight was going, Gin ducked a bottle of alchohol that was thrown at him by a drunk Saizo, which landed in Tskune's open casket, splashing him with sake and waking him up.

As Tskune rose from the coffin, everyone froze, all eyes on him. Tskune rubbed his eyes, blinking away the sleep, took one good look around him and bellowed in his loudest and most angry voice possible: "THUNDERING JESUS, DO YOU ALL THINK I'M FUCKING DEAD!?"

With that breaking the silence, the girls rushed Tskune peppering him with kisses and hugs, much to his delight and the other boy's charign. Eventually the headmaster came up to the coffin and said that Tskune had two days' worth of detention for missing classes. Tskune looked up and yelled: "NOOOOOOO!"