New storeeeeee timeeeeee! This story mostly follows The Rum Tum Tugger and Bombalurina, right after she becomes pregnant with their kittens. This is a really short chapter. Sorry! Happy reading!


Part 1: Curious Cats

"AURGH! OMIGOD!" she screamed. "YES! Yes!"

She let out a few more screams, and he let go. He removed his teeth from her neck, and collapsed.

Etcetera inhaled deeply. "Wow." She said. "Wow. Wow. Wow."

The Rum Tum Tugger lay next to her, panting. "I must leave," he whispered.

"WAIT!" The kitten screamed. "Will I…Will I see you again?"

"You're only 8 months old…"

"TO HELL WITH MY AGE!" she screeched. Tugger seemed to jump. Etcetera quieted down.

"You. Are."

She paused. She crawled up to his face. "Amazing. I have never felt…"

She paused again. "I think I need to lie down for a minute…" She collapsed, panting along with him…

Tugger gathered his strength, and got on his feet. "Goodbye, Etcetera."

He bent down, and licked her face. She started giggling. "Bye-bye, Tugger."

He left her as she continued to laugh hysterically…

As he walked towards his owner's house, he saw Bombalurina. "Hey, Tiger," she started.


She followed him. "Going somewhere?"



"What do you want?"

"What? Nothing!"

"Why are you following me?"

"You're quite a talker tonight, aren't you? I don't blame you…I get like that too whenever I mate."

"You've never mated!"

"I did, when I was younger. Never worked, thank Bastet. I would never make a good mother."

"Don't get any ideas…"

"Of course not! I wouldn't want you to do it twice on the same night! That would be pathetic, even for you."

"What are you saying?"

"I'm saying you're a demon. Etcetera is just a kitty-"

"She wanted me to-"


"Why does this concern you?!"

"I CARE about her…unlike SOME CATS!"

There was a long, uncomfortable pause.

"Do you hate me?"

"WHAT in HELL are you saying?!"

"Do you hate me?"

Another pause.

"At the moment…yes."

"Good. Then avoid me. I don't want anything to do with dames like you."

He started to run away.

"Oh, I KNOW what you want to do with dames like me! You want to waste your life mating with us! …AND MISTOFFELEES!"

He stopped. "In my life, I want to see the sights."

"Please. To you, sights are our breasts!"

"Well, what do you want me to do, Bombi? Give up mating forever?"

"I never said that."

"So I can do it, then?"

"…I never said that…"

"Then what are you saying?"

"To pick on someone your own size…"

He closed his eyes. "I'm going home…"

"Don't you get it?! I WANT SOMETHING WITH YOU, You IDIOT!"

"You want something with me? Why didn't you just LEAD with that?"

Another pause.

"What?! You…You should hate me now! I'm just as bad as you are!"

"You were worried about Etcetera…"


He pinned her down. "Forget it. Stop worrying. Stop talking…"

"No! Not now…please!"

He didn't listen. The only thing on his mind was giving her what she wanted.