337Ask The Princesses!
Samusaran101: Oh… my… GOD.
Brian: (looks up)
Samusaran101: It has been EIGHTEEN YEARS since I have updated ATP.
Daisy: … should I call the therapist?
Goombella: Not yet… but keep your cell close by. Shit could get crazy.
Peach: Um… that's not really how math works, dear, but-
Samusaran101: No… it's the truth. I counted the days… the dreaded days… I've kept the entire world waiting…
Pauline: You mean not even one hundred and fifty people waiting, dumbass.
Samusaran101: (hits Pauline in the face with a frying pan)
Pauline: (passed out)
Samusaran101: The ENTIRE WORLD waiting… for eighteen years.
PCOA: … I thought you said you were thirteen…
Samusaran101: No… I'm eighty-two.
Goombella: … get the phone, Daisy.
Daisy: I'm on it.
Samusaran101: Oh my garsh… this can't be happening… now everyone is going to come up to me, slap with across the face with a goldfish, and say, "101, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
PCOA: Uh, no, they're not. No person would ever-
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: (slaps Samusaran101 in the face with a goldfish) 101, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Daisy: Ooh, mentally challenged teenage want-to-be-human fights! My favorite! (gets popcorn)
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! TO THE WORLD?!
Pauline: (stumbles up) O-once again… not e-even one hundred a-and fifty people…
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: Shut up, Pauline, nobody cares what you think.
Pauline: -_-
Samusaran101: I have no words of how sorry I am, Lumanii… but I do have one thing.
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: What is it? What could possibly make up for what you have done to your people, Samusaran101? WHAT?!
Samusaran101: (solemnly holds up a taco)
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: … what?
Samusaran101: I can only give you an apology… with a gift.
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: A beef taco with extra hot chili taco sauce, lettuce, sour cream, tomato, asparagus, cat pee, shredded fingernails, broken Jeff The Killer teeth, pig feet, dog shit, dirty socks, rat remains, dwarf semen, mouse tails, scorpion claws, broken glass, armpit hairs, dry skin, purple foam shapes that I stole from my mom's Preschool classroom, and thin-sliced cheddar cheese?
Samusaran101: Yes.
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: But… but those are your favorite…
Samusaran101: They are… but I will let you have it! PLEASE FORGIVE ME, BEST FRIEND! I LOVE YOU! HASHTAG NOT IN THE LESBIAN WAY! BUT ALSO HASHTAG GAY RIGHTS!
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: I FORGIVE YOU, BEST FRIEND HASHTAG NOT IN THE LESBIAN WAY AND ALSO HASHTAG GAY RIGHTS! I had no idea that you would ever have the kindness to show me your forgiveness by giving me, out of the pure goodness of your heart, a beef taco with extra hot chili taco sauce, lettuce, sour cream, tomato, asparagus, cat pee, shredded fingernails, broken Jeff The Killer teeth, pig feet, dog shit, dirty socks, rat remains, dwarf semen, mouse tails, scorpion claws, broken glass, armpit hairs, dry skin, purple foam shapes that you stole from your mom's preschool classroom, and thin-sliced cheddar cheese! YOU'RE THE BEST! (hugs and then eats taco)
Peach: (vomits in a bucket)
Brian: (looks sick)
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: But why you no update? What happened?
Samusaran101: Oh, I'll tell you what happened… CUE THE MUSIC!
Dimentio56: … nope.
Samusaran101: (points machine gun at Dimentio56) I SAID CUE THE GODDAMN MUSIC!
Dimentio56: Oh, God… FINE! (turns on sad music)
(lights shut off and lightning crackles in the background)
Samusaran101: (turns around dramatically with flashlight pointed at her face) It started long ago… eighteen years in the past…
PCOA: You mean a few months ago in the pa-
Samusaran101: (throws a frying pan at PCOA)
PCOA: (knocked out)
Samusaran101: It all started with news from my parents… that my family was going… ON A CRUISE.
(another lightning crackle)
Brian: … cool.
Samusaran101: Oh, yes. Cool. It's very cool to stuff your face, get seasick, and vomit into the beautiful baby blue water with everyone staring at you, Brian.
Brian: …
Samusaran101: … actually, all sarcasm aside, that part WAS pretty cool…
Brian: O_O
SuperGuest: (bursts into the room and slaps Samusaran101 with a fish) 101, WHAT THE… THE…
Jordan: Say it…
Jason: You got this!
Taylor: Go on, girl!
SuperGuest: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Everyone: (claps loudly)
Peach: Did SuperGuest just… SWEAR?!
Daisy: (faints)
Samusaran101: EVERYONE, CALM DOWN! PLEASE LOWER ALL OF YOUR FISH TO THE FLOOR!
BKB: (bursts into the room holding an eel)
Dimentio56: Oh, Jesus Christ…
Rosalina: EVERYONE PLEASE DROP THE FISH! Stars have mercy!
Soliddude1175: But… I brought a tuna shipped in from Pennsylvania with a strawberry-covered glaze…
Jason: TOO BAD!
Soliddude1175: … what the hell did you just say?
Jason: STAY AWAY FROM MY FUTURE WIFE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Jordan: What did you just call her?!
SuperGuest: (facepalm)
Soliddude1175: Wait… I thought we were friends now….
Jason: Oh, yeah… crap. That's not fun. Tht's not fun at all.
Soliddude1175: (rolls his eyes)
Rosalina: (walks into the room) Dimentio56, I got that orange Luma that you… wait a second. What is going on?
(Anakin and Sakura burst in with fish)
Dimentio56: (covers face)
Samusaran101: WILL SOMEONE JUST LET ME FINISH MY GODDAMN STORY?!
BKB: NO!
Anakin: WHY HAS THERE BEEN NO UPDATE FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Pauline: Kill me now.
Peach: Whenever you're feeling suicidal, dear, let me know. I have a lot of knives back at the castle you could use to end your worthless, fashion-free life. (giggles)
Pauline: … Shut up, bitch.
SuperGuest: Anyway, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: WHY YOU NO UPDATE?!
Anakin: I HAVE A GIANT HUGE-ASS SALMON AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT, SAMUSARAN101!
Samusaran101: BACK TO THE STORY! SO! I WAS ON THE CRUISE WITH MY FAMILY AND-
PCOA: Why are you so loud?
Samusaran101: (hits PCOA in the face with a frying pan again)
PCOA: (unconscious)
Samusaran101: … SO! I was on the cruise with my family and it was great! We all really had a good time.
(FLASHBACK)
Samusaran101: (throwing up into the water)
(END OF FLASHBACK)
Samusaran101: Yes, I vomited into that Atlantic Ocean water that day… it was not very pleasant. But the water was beautiful! At least I had a nice view.
Brian: (holding back puke)
BKB: Here's a bucket, man. (pats him on the back)
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: BKB! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH BRIAN?!
BKB: WHAT?! NO!
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
BKB: FIRST OF ALL, YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU! SECOND OF ALL, I'M NOT GAY! THIRD OF ALL, BRIAN ALREADY HAS A-
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: (tackles BKB)
BKB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Samusaran101: (laughing hysterically)
Rosalina: (sighs) Why am I even here?
Pauline: Honestly, I don't even know. Hit the bricks, bitch.
Rosalina: …
Samusaran101: ANYWHO… the next thing that happened was… my family computer broke, and when we finally got a new one, it didn't have Microsoft Word, so I tried downloading a version of it and it messed up the computer and made it work like shit. We had no Internet for eighteen years…. and then we finally got the paid version. The end.
Brian: …
Samusaran101: And here we are.
Brian: … wow.
Sakura: … can we burn her to death now?
Daisy: Get the matches.
Elijah: (walks in holding a huge carp)
Dimentio56: Oh, goddamn it.
Samusaran101: (strokes invisible beard) Hmm… I have an idea… how about you guys can leave really disgusting things for me to do down in the comments, and I'll do them as a sign of forgiveness.
SuperGuest: … like make out with Justin Bieber?
Taylor: Sign me up for that!
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: (jaw drop)
Samusaran101: Well… maybe not THAT disgusting…
BKB: Eat a Goomba?
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: Not eat tacos for the rest of your life?
Daisy: Make a sex tape with Farrah Abraham?
Samusaran101: … so, let's start with the questions!
(FORMAT THAT CERTAINLY ISN'T NEW ANYMORE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SITTING ON MY ASS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR TWO MONTHS WAITING FOR A NEW COMPUTER TIME!)
"Damn, it's been awhile…" Pauline stated.
"May God bless us for small mercies…" Peach sighed. "But now it is back… the terrible saga has returned… Ask The Princesses! Starring me!"
Pauline snorted. "Yes, starring you. The only thing YOU could ever star in is porn."
"I've been really off track these past few months…" Daisy admitted. "I've only been arrested TWICE this week."
"Only twice?" Goombella asked suspiciously.
"Yep." Agreed Daisy.
"DON'T STOP BELIEVING!" Samusaran101 bellowed at the top of her lungs. "HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING! STREETLIGHTS, PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! DON'T STOP BELIEVING! HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-"
"101! Focus!" Dimentio56 snapped.
"… you don't like Steve Perry?!" Samusaran101 cried.
"He's fine! I just-"
"BECAUSE HE'S GREEK?!"
"WHAT?! NO! I WOULD JUST APPRECIATE IF YOU DIDN'T SING HIS SONGS!"
"Dimentio56 is a racist! OFFENSIVE!" Samusaran101 shook her head disapprovingly. "God! Some people have a heart here, you know. THIS ONE IS FOR MY PEOPLE UP OR DOWN IN GREECE, I'M NOT REALLY SURE! YOU GUYS ROCK! STOP LISTENING TO DIMENTIO56! DON'T STOP BELIEVING!"
Dimentio56 covered his face.
"FOLLOWING, FOLLOWING, FOLLOWING TO YOU!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan sang loudly.
"Oh, kill me now." Dimentio56 muttered.
"That could be arranged." Pauline took out a switchblade.
"… you don't like Adam Levine?!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan exclaimed.
"Once again, he is fine!" Dimentio56 said angrily. "I just don't-"
"BECAUSE HE'S A JEW?!"
"BRIAN'S JEWISH!" Samusaran101 declared. "ARE YOU INSULTING MY ONE TRUE LOVE BESIDES ALAN RICKMAN AND JANE LYNCH?!"
"Jane Lynch?" PCOA asked skeptically.
"Yep!" Samusaran101 said happily.
"..."
"That's it. I'm done."Dimentio56 turned around and left the room.
Khaos walked in. "He'll be back." He reved a chainsaw.
"… you." Peach whispered angrily.
"You." Khaos said back coldly.
"Want to settle this once and for all?" Peach held up an umbrella and a frying pan.
"It would be my honor, Princess." Khaos drew a sword.
"Let's do this," growled Peach.
(Khaos and Peach tackle each other)
"Cat fight! Cool!" Elijah cheered.
Sakura scowled. "Stupid humans."
Rolling Lumanii-Chan passed Elijah some popcorn.
"First questions, anyone?" PCOA asked awkwardly.
Rosalina, do you know about the 7 star children?
-Guest
"… no." Rosalina said simply.
"Wow… something even prissy-know-it-all doesn't know." Pauline sneered. "Damn, that Guest must be smart.
"NEXT!" PCOA announced.
"… why do you get to say 'next'?" Jason asked suspiciously.
"You got a problem, man?" PCOA questioned, raising his eyebrows.
"Yeah, I've got a problem. I think everyone should be able to say next. This is America!"
"All I heard was blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, crap, blah, blah, crap, crap, blah, everyone, blah, blah, crap, blah, blah, crap, crap, crap, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, America."
"…"
"Give me one up top, bro." Pauline high-fived PCOA. "That was hardcore."
PCOA grinned. "I know, right? Next!"
"Asshole," grumbled Jason, crossing his arms with a scowl on his face.
Peach: Stupid pink slut! Get a makeover, ugly. You no-good boyfriend stealer!
Daisy: I'm your biggest fan! I adore your tomboyish self! Apple pie for you.
Pauline: (hands over prank materials to play on Peach) Have a good day!
Rosalina: You rock! You know… I was wondering, why are you in space in the first place?
-Guest
"YOU PIECE OF METAL BULLSHIT!"
"YOU STUPID PINK WHORE!"
Pauline yelled, "HEY, PINK GIRL, THERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU!"
Peach and Khaos stopped fighting and Peach sighed in defeat and walked over. "What does it say?"
"It says what every person in this room is thinking," Elijah said helpfully.
Samusaran101 nodded thoughtfully. "True…"
Peach's jaw dropped as she read the question. "WHAT?! I am GORGEOUS, you Guest fiend! I'd like to see what you look like! You're probably as ugly and small-chested as Pauline!"
Pauline frowned. "Hey!"
"If you whip out your titties again, I'm slapping a bitch," Goombella warned.
Sakura shuddered. "That was the most repulsive thing I've ever seen in my entire life… and I watched "The Exorcist"!"
Pauline flipped everyone off with a scowl.
"And if you're a guy…" Peach sniffed. "Well, you don't deserve a lady,"
"Or a man!" Samusaran101 reminded, clasping a hand to her chest.
"THE HOMOPHOBIA!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan said sadly, wiping a tear from her eye.
"Oh, wow, thanks, man!" Daisy stuffed her face with her apple pie. "For the pie, I mean. Not the compliments. No one cares about them."
Goombella rolled her eyes. "You're such a bitch."
"I know."
"Whoa, frickin' nice, bro!" Pauline grinned at Peach. "I think this will keep me occupied for a VERY long time…"
Peach gulped.
"Thank you," Rosalina said calmly with a small smile. "Well, I was brought to life in space and breathed in the chemicals there as my air long before I knew about the planet called Earth, let alone any Mushroom Kingdom that did not even appear as a speck on thy planet."
"Are you calling my kingdom not even a tiny speck?" Peach asked suspiciously.
"And why do you have to be so goddamn 1400's dramatic?" Pauline grumbled. "God…"
"NEXT!" Anakin bellowed.
Sakura clasped both hands to her ears. "ANAKIN!"
"Sorry!"
Lol, love it if I could ask a few questions.
Peach: Are you really blonde? P.S., Peach, you're stupid and you suck! Here is a gun so you can shoot anyone but Pauline, Daisy, and Rosalina. Why do you like PINK? It sucks. (I'm a little girly-ish.)
Daisy: You are one of my favorite characters! One homemade apple pie for you. Can we be friends? Have you seen Frozen? I love Elsa! Do you like Snickers bars? I'm a tomboy too!
Rosalina: You are one cool cosmic princess! What are the names of your Lumas? Can I have a Luma? Pretty please? What's your favorite food?
Goombella: I agree, Mario sucks.
Pauline: (gives gun so she can shoot Peach) I agree, Peach is a fat pink bitch!
Samusaran101: OMG I love MineCraft too! How old are you? Are you mental in real life?
Rolling Luamnii-Chan: Here is a taco!
That's all!
-Kittykraze
"Wow," said Brian finally.
"That's a lot of questions," PCOA stated. "Don't you have anything better to do with your life than sit around your laptop all day typing questions?"
"PCOA!" Rosalina scolded.
"Yes, I'm really blonde!" Peach said shrilly.
"Yeah, sure she is. She told me her secret. It's called hair dye." Pauline said sarcastically.
"And I do NOT suck!"
"I bet you suck a lot of things."
"I am quite clever for a princess of this day and age!"
"You're VERY smart. I bet you even graduated kindergarten."
"Pink is a beautiful color!"
"It's the color of Toadette's shit."
"SHUT UP, PAULINE!"
"Fine," Pauline said, sulking.
"ANOTHER apple pie?" Daisy asked incredulously. "This is the best episode of ATP EVER! Well, I don't know you… you could be a criminal. Then again, so am I, so sure, we can be friends. No, I haven't seen it." Daisy took a breath. "Is that it?"
"Yes," PCOA informed her.
"Good."
"Of course," Rosalina nodded. "Simply describe what you want him or her to look like and then I shall send thee to you."
"I shall send thee to you." Pauline mimicked. Rosalina frowned at her.
"And my favorite food is Star Bit Cake."
"He not only sucks." Goombella said. "He sucks like Kanye West sucks Kim Kardashian's asshole."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Samusaran101 screamed. "DON'T SPEAK HER NAME! DEVIL! DEVIL! DEVIL!"
Sakura snorted. "Kim Kardashian."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE KILLING ME!"
"It's working!" Sakura said gleefully.
Samusaran101 straightened up. "Wow… that was terrible. I felt her slutty spirit trying to possess my body! Whew! Well, to answer your question if I'm mental in real life, I have a normal alter ego, but as long as I'm Samusaran101, I'M MENTL! LET'S SING SOME BRITTANY SPEARS!"
PCOA struck a dance move. "I THINK I DID IT AGAIN! I MADE YOU BELIEVE WE'RE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS! OH BABY, IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CRUSH, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M SERIOUS! 'CAUSE TO LOSE ALL MY SENSES THAT IS JUST SO TYPICALLY ME! OH, BABY, BABY! OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN! I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART, GOT LOST IN THE GAME! OH, BABY, BABY! YOU THINK I'M IN LOVE! THAT I'M SENT FROM ABOVE! I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT!"
Everyone stared at him.
"Don't judge," PCOA said, scowling. "That was beautiful."
"It was," Rolling Lumanii-Chan admitted.
"SCIENCE!" Samusaran101 bellowed.
Brian jumped. "WHAT THE HELL?"
"SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!" Samusaran101 started dancing. "EVERYONE LOOK UP "SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE" BY THOMAS DOLBY! THERE'S NO VIDEO BECAUSE IT'S AN OLDER SONG FROM THE 80'S BUT IT'S SO CATCHY!"
"Why are you bringing this up right now?" PCOA demanded.
"BECAUSE I'M LISTENING TO IT ON MY IPOD!"
"Figures," BKB grumbled.
"Next," Jordan announced.
Peach: Do you really love Mario? Be honest!
Daisy: I don't really have anything to say to you...
Rosalina: How is training for Brawl going? Looking forward to seeing you and Luma there, by the way. :)
Goombella: I don't know you...
Pauline: Why doesn't Nintendo like you lol?
Samusaran101: You are crazy haha. What is the most disturbing video you've ever seen? (You made me look up Jeff The Killer btw... THANKS.)
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: I think you're my favorite OC :)
Brian: Do you believe in God?
PCOA: I can't blame you, croutoned bread sounds great.
Jason: STOP ARGUING ABOUT SUPERGUEST DAMN IT!
SuperGuest: I would date a giant piece of chocolate if I were you. XD
Jordan: I ship you and SuperGuest lol.
That's all. Plz update soon!
-mariofan837
"Of course I love Mario!" Peach exclaimed.
"And yet she has an affair with every other man in the Mushroom Kingdom," Pauline muttered.
Peach rolled her eyes. "It's called LIVING, dear! Try it about sometime."
"No, it's called living as a hooker."
"Oh, well, that's just great, mariofan837. I really needed to know that you have absolutely nothing in your brain to say to me. Thanks. I really feel loved." snapped Daisy.
"It is going quite well, thank you. I think Luma and I are prepared to divulge into the blood and war of Brawl." Rosalina said with a nod.
Pauline covered her face. "Jesus Christ, help me."
"Oh," Goombella frowned. "Okay. I'm Goombella. Nice to meet you, you son of a bitch."
Daisy gave her a thumbs-up. "Good one, mushroom girl."
"FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, I AM A GOOMBA!"
"Are you SURE you were not plucked out of an old lady's garden?" Rolling Lumanii-Chan asked seriously.
Goombella stared at Rolling Lumanii-Chan. "… for the ten millionth eighty hundred seventy-second one hundred and sixty fifth time, no, Lumanii. I was not plucked out of an old lady' garden. Now will you PLEASE stop asking me!"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan whispered to Samusaran101, "The subject refuses."
"I'll keep an eye on her." Samusaran101 whispered back.
"So will I."
SuperGuest walked back into the room. "Hey, I got chocolate!"
"CHOCOLATE?!" Samusaran101 gasped. "GIMME GIMME GIMME!"
"Chocolate makes you fat," Peach said, wrinkling her nose.
"Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Paris Hilton," Pauline grumbled. "I can't have any. I'm watching my figure."
"If by figure you mean hideously fat pale layers of baggy skin, then yes, you are, darling," Peach said lightly.
"Piss off."
Soliddude1175 stuffed an entire chocolate and strawberry bar into his mouth.
Jason stared at him suspiciously. "You thinking of a plan to kidnap my girlfriend, pretty boy?"
"I'm noh yookink at woo," Soliddude1175 said through a mouthful of chocolate.
"Alright, everyone, let's dive back into the questions!" PCOA announced.
"Okay, my turn," Pauline cracked her knuckles. "Well, Nintendo already has a princess. So I guess they just dumped me for Peach even though I WAS AROUND FIRST!"
Peach shrugged and smiled. "The prettiest always wins, dear!"
"EXACTLY! So why are they using YOU?!"
Peach tightened her mouth in annoyance.
"We're all a little crazy!" Samusaran101 said cheerfully. "WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN! UNDER THE SUNLIGHT! WELCOME TO THIS PLACE, I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING, WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN!"
"STOP SINGING!" Peach cried shrilly.
"But that was my birth song!" Samusaran101 complained. "I don't know why Creed HAD to sing my birth song after me having a love/hate relationship with them for almost five years, but whatever…"
"Sucks to be you," Pauline snickered.
"The most disturbing thing on the Internet that I've ever seen?" Samusaran101 thought for a minute. "Well… besides the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic theme song… probably Two Girls, One Cup."
Brian turned green.
BKB gave him another bucket. "Just get it all out, man. That's it."
"BLUEKEYBLADES!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan screeched. "Are you cheating on me AGAIN?!"
"NO! I WAS JUST GIVING A GUY I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT WELL A GODDAMN BUCKET?!"
"GIVING SOMEONE A BUCKET IS A SIGN OF LOVE! FIRST COMES A BUCKET, THEN COMES A KISS, THEN COMES A HANDY, AND THEN COMES A ROOM WITH PRINCESS PEACH TOADSTOOL AND LINK OF HYRULE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!"
Peach threw her hands into the air. "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON-"
"NO!" Pauline shouted.
BKB slapped his forehead. "Oh my God…"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan started jumping on him.
"NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"YOU CHEATED ON ME, YOU BASTARD!"
"I DIDN'T!"
"YOU DID!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"So, what's Two Girls, One Cup?" Pauline said finally.
Samusaran101 sighed. "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say it involves two lesbians, vomit, and a LOT of poop. Like… literally."
Brian threw up even harder. Samusaran101 patted him on the back. "It's okay, Bri-Bri. It's okay."
"I think I'm going to be sick," groaned Daisy.
Goombella wrinkled her nose. "Me too."
"LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" Samusaran101 said quickly. "Rolling Lumanii-Chan, it's your turn!"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan got off of a very exhausted looking BKB and dusted off her hands. "Okay! YAY! THANKS, RANDOM PERSON I DON'T EVEN KNOW! YOU'RE THE BEST!"
"Yes," Brian nodded. "I am Jewish,"
"And I'm catholic!" Samusaran101 said happily. "And together we are… JATHOLIC! And also… CEWISH! Man, I am GOOD at this stuff!"
Brian rolled his eyes.
"With JORDAN?!" Jason's jaw dropped.
"With me?" Jordan raised him eyebrows.
SuperGuest blushed. "GUYS!"
Jason cracked his knuckles, glaring hard at Jordan.
"Next questions!" BKB said quickly.
Samusaran101: What's your favorite Daughtry song?
SuperGuest: Who needs Jason or Jordan when I'm here? (winks)
PCOA: I love bread, lol.
-Guest
Samusaran101 whirled around dramatically in a red dress and heels with a microphone. "I WAS BLOWN AWAY, WHAT CAN I SAY? IT ALL SEEMED TO MAKE SENSE! YOU'VE TAKEN AWAY EVERYTHING, AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT! I TRY TO SEE THE GOOD IN LIFE, BUT GOOD THINGS IN LIFE ARE HARD TO FIND! WE'RE BLOWING AWAY, BLOWING AWAY! CAN WE MAKE THIS SOMETHING GOOD? WELL, I'LL TRY TO DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME AROUND! LET'S START START OVER, I'LL TRY TO DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME AROUND! IT'S NOT OVER, CAUSE A PART OF ME IS DEAD AND IN THE GROUND! THIS LOVE IS KILLING ME, BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE! IT'S NOT OVER!"
SuperGuest clapped loudly.
"IT'S NOT OVER, BITCHES!" Samusaran101 declared.
"That sucked," admitted PCOA.
Samusaran101 hit PCOA with a frying pan again.
"OW! STOP DOING THAT!"
"NO!"
SuperGuest covered her face.
"Why is everyone being creepy to SuperGuest in the comments?" Pauline demanded. "I'M the one who's into that weird shit, not her! Damn!"
"Croutoned bread is one of the world's wonders," PCOA said seriously.
Daisy rolled her eyes. "Idiot… NEXT!"
Pauline: I actually like you the best out of all cuz you're not a stupid suck up in a pink dress like Peach! Rosalina: You're probably my second favorite out of all cuz you're just soooo cool! Daisy: You're my 3rd Favorite out of all, PLEASE DONT KILL ME! Peach: I hate you!
D56: Y U THE ONLY ONE (BESIDES ROSALINA) THAT ISN'T CRAZY? S101: Y U SOOOOOOOO CRA-CRA? RLC (ROLLING LUMANII-CHAN): Y DO U HAVE KEY BLADES? JASON: Y U HATE JORDAN?
-John of Onett
"Thanks, John," Pauline grinned. "You defined Peach very well."
Peach frowned. "I am not a stupid suck-up in a pink dress! I will have you know that I am-"
"The leader of the Mushroom Kingdom, the daughter of the beloved king and queen, and the fairest princess in all of the land," everyone grumbled.
"WE KNOW!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan shouted.
"GOD!" Khaos complained.
"You don't have to say that EVERY single goddamn time someone insults you," Sakura snapped.
"Which is a lot," Anakin put in helpfully.
Peach sighed. "They'll never understand…"
"Thank you, friend," Rosalina smiled warmly.
Daisy clicked a pistol.
"Where did you GET that?" Goombella demanded.
"I pulled it out of my asshole." Daisy said sarcastically.
"Put the gun away, Daisy," Peach said tiredly.
Daisy glared. "… fine. But just listen, John. I will find you, child. I will find you, I will hunt you down, and I will kill you."
"Next," Samusaran101 said, sounding bored. "DIMENTIO56, YOU'RE UP!"
"Okay." Dimentio56 grumbled. "Well, the answer to the question is quite simple… Rosalina and I are HUMANS, and everyone else in here is a PSYCHO. Except MAYBE SuperGuest, BKB, and Brian. MAYBE."
"How about me?" Goombella demanded.
"You're a talking mushroom, not a human."
"I'M A MOTHERFUCKING GOOMBA! GOD!"
"Because I was born that way!" Samusaran101 said cheerfully. "I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY!"
"You're on the track to the mental hospital," Dimentio56 muttered.
Samusaran101 threw a fish at him.
"OW!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"
"I HAVE TEN BILLION, FIVE HUNDRED EIGHTY-ONE MILLION, NINE HUNDRED FORTY-TWO THOUSAND AND SEVEN HUNDRED SIXTY-FOUR PAIRS OF KEYBLADES BECAUSE I WANT TO!" Rolling Lumanii-Chann started rolling around in a pool of keyblades doing the backstroke while romantic music played in background.
"It's… it's… IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" Samusaran101 wiped a tear away from her eye.
Rosalina gave Dimentio56 an incredulous look.
Dimentio56 sighed. "I hate my life."
"BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY FUTURE WIFE!" Jason bellowed angrily.
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, SHE ISN'T YOUR GODDAMN FUTURE WIFE, YOU ASSHOLE!" Jordan yelled back.
PCOA groaned. "And it begins again… next…"
Daisy: What's your favorite event at Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games? And what's your favorite circuit at Mario Kart DS and why?
Rosalina: What's your favorite color?
-MaNicLuv1
"My favorite sport at the Winter Olympic Games is probably Bobsleigh, because I kick serious ass with it." Daisy said thoughtfully. "And my favorite track in Mario Kart DS is probably Bowser's Castle, because I love watching people shrivel up and die below my kart."
"Fascinating," Goombella said sarcastically.
"I adore the color sky blue," Rosalina said.
"COCKADOODLE NEXT!" Samusaran101 shouted.
"She didn't even explain why her favorite color is sky blue!" Peach scolded. "Give the poor thing a chance! Jesus!"
"Go ahead," Goombella told Rosalina.
Rosalina blinked. "Um… that was all."
"Oh," Peach hesitated.
"That's boring," Daisy complained. "You can't just say something's your favorite color without an explanation… God…"
"Yeah," Pauline agreed. "For example, my favorite color's red because it's the color of freshly drawn blood."
Rosalina stared at her.
"COCKADOODLE NEXT FOR THE SECOND TIME!" Samusaran101 bellowed.
Dimentio56 and Rosalina groaned.
Jason: Well, excuse me that you have never heard of a long distance relationship. Jordan: It kinda seems like you have a better chance of ending up with SuperGuest then Jason. Solid: What did I just tell you? Now, SHUT UP and ask SuperGuest out! Daisy: What? I'm a guy. Shows what you know. Pauline: Yes you are. Peach: You're also very pretty too. And you're welcome.
-Coolness
"Well, excuse ME," Jason snapped, "but pretty boy and my beloved future wife are NOT together!"
"So many Soliddude1175 and SuperGuest shippers," Rolling Lumanii-Chan said wistfully.
Samusaran101 gasped. "SOLIDGUEST?!"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan stood up and clapped once. "MAKE IT HAPPEN!"
"Hashtag SolidGuest!" Samusaran101 said giddily.
SuperGuest covered her face.
Soliddude1175 groaned. "ENOUGH! SuperGuest and I are JUST FRIENDS?"
"Even after the kiss?" Rolling Lumanii-Chan asked slyly.
"IT WAS JUST A DARE!"
"That's just his excuse," Samusaran101 whispered to Rolling Lumanii-Chan.
Rolling Lumanii-Chan nodded and whispered back, "SolidGuest for life,"
"Thanks," Jordan said smugly.
Jason sharpened a knife.
Foretold burst through the door and grabbed it from him. "Give me that!"
Jason scowled.
"Oh, and I have to do this." Foretold slapped Samusaran101 with a fish. "101, what the fuck?!"
"I'M SORRY!" cried Samusaran101, cowering. "JUST NO MORE FISH! HAVE MERCY!"
"I am NOT in love with SuperGuest, for the last time!" Soliddude1175 complained. "She's nice and all, but she's just a friend!"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan wrote something in her "SOLIDGUEST EVIDENCE" notebook. "Nice…"
Samusaran101 pointed at the screen. "WRITE THE FANFIC!"
"Don't," Soliddude1175 muttered.
Rolling Lumanii-Chan scribbled down more. "Not… completely… disagreeing…"
Soliddude1175 and SuperGuest gave each other a horrified look.
Samusaran101 took out her notebook also. "Exchanging… looks… of… love… and… compassion…"
Soliddude1175 threw his hands in the air.
"I give up," SuperGuest muttered.
Jason was fuming.
"Yeah, well, you sure as hell don't LOOK like a guy, smartass," Daisy announced.
Pauline frowned. "We don't know what the reviewers look like…"
"We don't?" Daisy raised an eyebrow.
"STOP STALKING EVERYONE, DAISY!" Peach cried.
"NO!" Daisy shouted. "Taylor Swift lent me her Stalker App!"
"TAYLOR SWIFT has a stalker app?" Goombella asked incredulously.
"Duh!" Daisy rolled her eyes. "How do you think she keeps tabs on all of her hundreds of ex-boyfriends at every waking moment?"
"True," Goombella admitted.
"I'm what?" Pauline asked skeptically.
"You had a conversation with him last chapter, dear," Peach whispered to her. "Perhaps your ugliness is affecting your memory, too."
"Shut the hell up," Pauline growled. "Well, I don't remember."
Peach flipped her hair. "Thank you, darling! Maybe we could hook up sometime…"
"Next questions," Pauline interrupted irritably.
Yes! Chapter 27! Anyways I have some questions (this time) Pauline: Newsflash! You and Mario are just...friends. Not in any romantic relationship at all! Please don't kill me! Just look up your name on Super Mario Wiki! Peach: Um, I don't have any questions for you. Daisy: Or you… (backs away) Rosalina: You must grant this important favor... PLEASE go on a date with Waluigi?! Please? One or two more things: Pauline plz don't take off your dress… and everyone that wants Rosalina and Waluigi to go out on a date say your name and I'll count up the votes. No answer for the questions...
-rainbowkitten56
"… shut up. You don't know anything," Pauline said quickly.
Peach threw her hands up. "SO THE TRUTH FINALL COMES OUT WHO MAIO REAALLY LOVES, DOESN'T IT, PAULINE?!"
"Princess Prissy Peach Toadstool, do NOT piss me off today. I am on my period and I have TONS of prank equipment."
"… whatever you say, dear!"
"Yeah, you better back away, bitch." Daisy clicked her gun.
"Daisy!" Rosalina gasped. "Put that gun away!"
"No shooting the reviewers," Dimentio56 said, looking bored.
Daisy thought for a minute. "Well… usually in a situation like this, I would take my gun start brutally murdering anyone who doesn't have a question for me, but since THIS person doesn't have a question for Peach either… I'll make a minor exception."
Rosalina sighed. "These people are insane…"
"Well, buckle up, honey, because this is only the beginning," Sakura said wryly.
"No, thank you," Rosalina said politely.
Samusaran101 held a gun to her head. "DO IT!"
Rosalina gasped and blasted Samusaran101 across the room.
"OW! HOLY COW TESTICLES! THAT HURT!"
"I'll take off my dress if I want to," snapped Pauline. "This is a free country!"
Peach cringed.
"Whatever you say, Courtney Love," Goombella muttered.
"So, who wants Rosalina and Waluigi to go on a date?" PCOA asked.
Samusaran101 and SuperGuest raised their hands.
"Seriously?" SuperGuest asked.
"Jerks," Samusaran101 grumbled. "Next…"
Peach: Why are you so cliche?
Daisy: (calls police) Oops!
Rosie: Why are you so popular?
Pauline: Where do you live?
Samusaran101: Do you watch Gravity Falls? (if you don't, you should!)
Everyone! Get creative! What shall we call ourselves? Remember, GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR!
-Coolio
"It just comes naturally," Peach smiled.
Pauline snorted. Peach glared at her.
"Ghirahim from Skyward Sword is more fabulous then any of you guys," Samusaran101 said haughtily.
"You motherfucker," Daisy muttered. "I GOTTA JAM!"
"WHY YOU NO STAY HERE UNTIL END OF CHAPTER?!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan complained.
"I wouldn't view myself as popular," Rosalina said, shaking her head.
"Oh really?" Daisy asked angrily. "Then why the HELL did Nintendo add YOU to SSBB instead of ME?!"
Rosalina shrugged meekly.
"That's what I thought, you ATTENTION WHORE!"
Peach rolled her eyes. "You're just jealous, dear!"
"STOP CALLING EVEYONE DEAR, YOU ITALIAN PROSTITUTE!"
"I live-" Pauline started.
"On the streets?" Peach suggested.
Pauline gave her a menacing look. "Don't start with me, Peach. Don't you even fucking start with me. I live in the Mushroom Kingdom in my house, all while staring at Peach's castle and wondering how I can viciously murder her without causing much attention."
"Same," Daisy agreed. "Only I live in Sarasaland."
"No one asked and/or cares about where you live, Daisy," Goombella grumbled.
Daisy whipped out her gun again.
"DAISY!" Rosalina cried. "Can you last ONE CHAPTER without resorting to physical violence?"
"HELL no!"
"I used to," Samusaran101 said wistfully. "Maybe I'll start watching it again! OH! I FORGOT!"
"What else is new?" PCOA muttered.
Samusaran101 threw a frying pan over her shoulder and it hit PCOA in the face.
"OUCH! GREAT PIG CORN CROUTONED BREAD MUFFINS!"
"WE NEED A NAME FOR US!" Samusaran101 cried. "I'LL START A POLL! Once I look up HOW to start a poll… AND YOU GUYS CAN LEAVE YOUR SUGGESTIONS THERE! AND THEN I'LL FIND A DATE AND WE'LL ALL VOTE ON ONE!"
"THAT sounds like an organized plan," mocked Pauline.
Samusaran101 whipped out her IPod. "DON'T make me use this, Pauline. I WILL play Justin Bieber."
Pauline stared at her. "You wouldn't dare."
"Oh yeah?" Samusaran101 brought up ITunes. "Try me."
"OKAY, OKAY! I SURRENDER!"
"Good." Samusaran101 shut off her IPod. "GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR!"
Dimentio56 rolled his eyes irritably.
"Okay, for you guys that were too scared to watch the video, and by 'you guys' I mean SuperGuest and a Guest in the comments who has spelling issues, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared starts off with British puppets singing about being creative for like three minutes, and then they show clouds forming in the sky, weird retarded dancing, foam shapes, incredibly fake hearts, pixel people, MORE weird retarded dancing, clapping, gore cake, moaning, the sounds of people dying, and then a notepad makes everything calm and says "LET US ALL AGREE TO NEVER BE CREATIVE AGAIN" and it falls down onto a table. Boom. The end. Millions and millions of views… don't ask me why… WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE SECOND ONE?!"
(cricket chirp)
"Oh," Samusaran101 said awkwardly. "Okay…"
"NEXT!" PCOA said loudly.
Jason and Jordan- What the fuck? Date other girls. Amethyst. Rolling Lumanii-Chan. Whatever other girl is on this insane show besides SuperGuest, whoever the fuck she is. 1175 and SuperGuest- Hurry up and make out already! SA101- You should buy your boyfriend a cookie so he'll like you more. Rosalina- What was the date like? Details! Goombella- Do you like Goombario? Peach- You are actually very pretty. More than that bitch Pauline... Daisy- I used to like you over Peach when I was little because I thought you looked more like me cuz I wasn't blonde. But I like Peach better now. If Peach was a brunette w/ brown eyes we would look the same. Foretold- What the hell is it with you and sharp objects? RLC- kitten tacos sound amazing...but luma tacos sound better! PCOA- awesome name. PIKMIN RULE
-GuestUDon'tKnow
"Rude!" PCOA mumbled.
"I don't KNOW any of them!" Jason complained. "SuperGuest is my one true love!"
"Yeah, but the only problem is that SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACK." Jordan snapped at him.
"OH, LIKE SHE LOVES YOU?!"
"SHE LOVES ME MORE THAN SHE'LL EVER LOVE YOU!"
SuperGuest sighed.
"SOLIDGUEST ALERT!" Samusaran101 bellowed. "ANOTHER FELLOW SOLIDGUEST SHIPPER ON OUR HANDS!"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan gave the screen a thumbs-up. "YOU ROCK!"
"We are NOT making out,"
"Wait until you guys see the last set of questions…" Rolling Lumanii-Chan snickered.
Samusaran101 laughed evilly. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Soliddude1175 and SuperGuest turned pale.
"THEY'RE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL OUPLE WHEN THEY'RE SCARED TO DEATH!" Anakin cried.
Samusaran101 wiped her eyes. "I'm sorry… I'm getting emotional… SO BOOTIFUL…" She shoved a cookie into Brian's mouth. "DO YOU LOVE ME MORE?!"
Brian gagged on the cookie. "Mmmmmmmmph!"
"You do?!" Samusaran101 gasped. "IT WORKED! THANKS, GUESTYOUDON'TKNOW!"
"Well, it was very nice," Rosalina dmitted. "We had a nice candlelit dinner at-"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Goombella interrupted. "NO, I do NOT like that fatass."
"Oh, thank you, dear!" Peach flipped her hair.
Pauline grit her teeth.
Daisy narrowed her eyes. "Another Peach fan. Great. Fan-fricking-tastic."
"Life, my friend." Foretold sharpened his knife once more. "Life."
Rolling Lumanii-Chan gasped. "SO TRUE!"
PCOA gave a peace sign. "Pikmin is love, pikmin is life, bro. NEXT!"
Samusaran101: I'm sorry, Sammy. But this needs to be said. YOU ONLY REMEMBERED THREE QUESTIONS AND YOU GOT A WHOLE MESS LOAD OF QUESTIONS LAST TIME! WHAT THE HELL?! No, you seriously need to set a reminder or SOMETHING to help you remember all these questions. Soliddude1175: I see. It would seem that I know you better than I thought... Quick! Who's MY favorite SSBB character? Hint: He has an ADORABLE green hat! Foretold: How in the world...
Jason: YOU ARE?!
Jordan: YOU TRULY ARE?!
SuperGuest: Thanks, Foretold.
Jordan: Ahem. I also have a list of why I would make a better boyfriend then JASON here. For starters, I knew SuperGuest longer. Second, she actually LIKES ME!
Jason: PROVE IT!
Jordan: I WILL!
Taylor: Next! NEXT! Peach: Yeah, but what about the CHOCOLATE he gave you?! Pauline: PLEASE PAULINE! WE KNOW YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE, JUST NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Jordan: MY EYES!
Rosalina: You at least like him as a friend, correct? (Note that if you say yes, THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR US WALUIGI X ROSALINA FANS!) Daisy: WAIT WAIT WAIT! I thought you only had two strikes... YOU LIAR! That's all for now. Great chapter, Sammy. Keep up the great work!
-SuperGuest
"… oh." Samusaran101 said meekly.
"Get the fish!" cried BKB.
"PUT ALL OF YOUR GODDAMN FISH BACK DOWN!" Samusaran101 hollered.
"I wonder who…" Soliddude1175 said with a smirk.
Jason cracked his knuckles. "… are you hitting on SuperGuest?"
Soliddude1175 got right up into Jason's face. "NO, I AM NOT HITTING ON SUPERGUEST! I AM JUST ANSERING ONE OF HER QUESTIONS! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! DO I NEED TO LOAD MY CANNON WIH THOUSANDS OF STRAWBERRIES AND SHOOT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT?! I MEAN, COME ON!"
"That was cool!" Samusaran101 said happily. "Now… FIGHT EACH OTHER LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!"
"DO IT!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan shouted.
"You're not worth my time," Jason grumbled, sitting down, arms crossed.
"Aw…" Samusaran101 complained.
"STOP ARGUING OVER SUPERGUEST!" BKB cried. "GOSH!"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan whirled around. "YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SUPERGUEST?!"
BKB face-palmed.
"First, to answer Soliddude1175's question, I just have to say… LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" screeched Samusaran101. "HE'S MY THIRD FAVORITE CHARACTER BECAUSE MY FIRST IS SAMUS AND MY SECOND IS META KNIGHT AND THEN MY THIRD IS LUIGI! AND THEN MY FOURTH IS LINK AND MY FIFTH IS MR. GAME AND WATCH AND MY SIXTH IS R.O.B. AND MY SEVENTH IS ZELDA AND MY EIGHTH IS MARIO AND MY NINTH IS MARTH AND MY TENTH IS FOX!"
"Thank God," Dimentio56 breathed.
"… AND MY ELEVENTH IS SNAKE AND MY TWELVTH IS DIDDY KONG IS-"
"Can someone PLEASE shut her up?!" cried Dimentio56.
"Okay, okay, I'm done!" Samusaran101 said cheerfully. "I'll tell you the rest of the list later in private!"
Dimentio56 turned slowly to look at Rosalina with wide eyes.
Rosalina gave him an assuring pat on the shoulder. "I will stand by you no matter what, brother."
"I appreciate it," Dimentio56 answered with a sigh.
"I donate it to charity!" Peach said happily.
"If charity means your MOUTH, then hell yes you do," Daisy said with a smirk.
Peach gave her a dirty look. "Don't talk about what you don't understand, dear."
Pauline shrugged. "Once again, it's a free country. Daisy can talk shit about Peach, and I can take my bra off, and we'll all be happy."
"Except Peach," BKB pointed out.
"But no one cares about her." Pauline said dismissively.
BKB tilted his head. "True…"
Rosalina nodded. "Of course. I view him as a very close friend."
"YES!" cried SuperGuest and Samusaran101, high-fiving each other.
"Um… next questions, please." Daisy said quickly.
SuperGuest frowned at her. "But didn't you say-"
"I SAID ROLL THE GODDAMN QUESTIONS!"
"Okay, okay…"
WHERE ARE MY QUESTIONS, SAMUS?
(IMPATIENT FOOT TAPPING)
-warriorkittytailsdoll
"Oh, shit." Samusaran101 mumbled again.
"You forgot this poor guy's questions AGAIN?!" Pauline asked
"No, they're here somewhere… AH! HERE THEY ARE!"
(slaps Peach and Pauline) I SWEAR YOU TWO ARE JUST EIUWGFKJSGASGYQHFWYTHGJKLJKHGF (slamming keyboard like a rabid animal)
(clings to DK hissing like a cat)
Anyways…
Were you agreeing with me or not on the speech thing, Goombella?
Nice paragraph of Pink Princess's name and why you hate her whoever that was (I think it was Daisy I dunno lol )
(throws lemurs and bananas) WHOOOOO WANTS BANANAS AND LEMURS?!
-warriorkittytailsdoll
"It's Pauline, not me!" Peach protested.
Pauline started at her. "Oh HELL no. You did NOT."
"I just DID."
Pauline tackles Peach.
"HEY! GET YOUR FILTHY HOBO HANDS OFF OF MY BEAUTIFUL DRESS, YOU FIEND!"
"TAKE THAT BACK!"
"NEVER!"
"And it begins again," Samusaran101 said dramatically.
"Definitely," Goombella nodded. "GOOMBA RIGHTS! MAKE IT HAPPEN!"
"Yeah, that was me." Daisy said with a grin. "It WAS pretty beautiful."
"SHUT UP, DAISY!" Peach's voice rang out from the distance where she was still fighting Pauline.
"IT'S RAINING LEMURS AND BANANAS!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan yelled.
"IT'S A MIRACLE!" Samusaran101 shouted.
"Next," Dimentio56 said quickly.
So weird... Just this morning I was thinking..."Hmm...when is 'Ask the Princesses' gonna be updated..." Peach: Why do you think everyone hates you? Well, I don't hate you, I mean, you're better than Pauline!
(Amethyst sticks tongue out at Pauline)
But a lot of people hate or have a grudge against you. Daisy: Uhhh...I really don't know what to ask...is that you natural hair color? Pauline: Why do you even try to butt in on Peach's fame? Rosalina: Yes, you are my favorite princess! So...how many Lumas do you have again? Bye people!
-OracleOfAges
"They probably hate her because she's slutty, pink, prissy, and stupid enough to get kidnapped in almost every single Mario game." Pauline said helpfully.
Peach fumed. "At least people know who I am!"
Pauline glared at her. "HEY!"
"Of course!" Daisy ran a hand through her hair. "Ain't no dye have nothing on this ginger hair, baby."
"Because she's a terrible character!" Pauline snapped.
"THAT'S IT!" Peach whipped out her frying pan.
"OH, IT'S ON!" Pauline pulled out an umbrella.
Rosalina frowned. "Oh my… well, I have millions among millions of them, and to count them all would be a waste of valuable time."
"NEXT!" PCOA bllowed.
Pauline: (locked in closet with... a... rapist) Take that. 101: Here is a magical taco. (gives taco) After you eat it a new clone appears. (Don't eat to your grave...) Daisy: Take her away! (turns her in) Goombella: (glues SkyTheKidRS to back) A tribute to dimentio charming magician ;) Soliddude1175 & SuperGuest: (locks in closet) You aren't getting out until you make love. (no exceptions) Jason: Hmm... HAHAHA take that, you are alone. HAVOC HAS BEEN DEALT.
-Guest
"TACO!" Samusaran101 ate the taco.
A clone of Samusaran101 appeared.
"WHO THE MONKEY POOP ARE YOU?!" Samusaran101 cried out.
"I am Samusaran202, your clone." It said in a robotic voice.
Samusaran101 stabbed it in the heart. "TAKE IT, BICTH!"
Everyone stared at her.
"STOP LOOKING AT ME!" Samusaran101 complained.
(sirens sound)
"Oh shit!" Daisy swore. She turned around and ran in the other direction.
Goombella grit her teeth. "… I REALLY hate this person."
"WHAT THE HELL?!" screamed Soliddude1175.
"LET US OUT!" yelled SuperGuest.
Jason fainted in horror.
Jordan clenched his fists. "YOU LAY ONE MOTHERFUCKING HAND ON HER, ASSHOLE, AND YOU'RE DEAD!"
"I'm not going to!"
"Oh, yes, you are!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan laughed evilly.
"OR ELSE YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT!" Samuaran101 cackled insanely.
"IT'S NOT HAPPENING!" they both screamed.
"To be continued!" Samusaran101 said happily. "Thanks for reading, everyone! Oh, and since it took me a billion trillion years for me to update, you can leave anything you want: questions, dares, truths, fuck/marry/kills; whatever you want! So have fun with thatL, and hopefully the next time we meet again it WON'T be eighteen years later!"
"A few months, you mean." PCOA corrected.
Samusaran101 turned around and hit him as hard as possible with a giant frying pan.
PCOA collapsed and blacked out.
"Okay, so since we still don't have or a goodbye phrase, I'm gonna get sued by Joey Graceffa now! May the odds be ever in your favor… GOODBYE!
Hey, guys. ^.^
I know most of you guys are going to be REALLY pissed off that it took me ALMOST THREE WHOLE FRIGGIN' MONTHS just to update, but hey, you can beat me up with a fish down in the comments if your heart desires it. XD I can't really say I have a GOOD explanation for why I haven't updated in so long… so I'm not going to give one. But I WILL give some excuses, because I'm a bitch. :D I guess life just really got in the way. Seventh grade is as hard as… insert a 'that's what she said' joke here. But yeah, lol, it's REALLY hard for me. I've never really had a HUGE problem with school before, but this year I'm having some trouble understanding things. I've been in the 80s and 90s section of the report card for a while now, and I've been studying a LOT to keep that up. It's also just things at home; my family got a dog, which was a change in pace, especially because right now he's teething and bites everything/everyone. But my family has been arguing a lot about it lately, and they don't really realize it. They talk about training him and giving him away and all that other jazz. So I'm not gonna lie; I've been feeling a little bit down lately, supposedly so much that I forgot a bit about my stories on here. But whenever I think of making one of you guys out there crack a smile at my stupid jokes, it brings a smile to my face, and I just want to thank you all for being there. And I know this is going to turn really corny, but I just want to let every one of you know that you guys are amazing, and nothing anyone say can tear you guys down. I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY! XD And I'm currently working on "Fate" and "Mario Poetry!" so that sould be up soon! But I decided to upload my most popular fanfaction first. I can't believe we're almost at 300 reviews! That's just amazing!
ALSO! My PM system isn't working, so I'll have to ask you to leave your questions in the comments for this chapter. I'll take a further look into it soon. And by soon I mean RIGHT NOW because I wanna talk with my peeps! ^,^
So here is my question for you! … is it just me, or does this kind of sound like a Shane Dawson video? 0.o
… SO ANYWAY!
I want you guys to tell me one game that's coming out soon that you're excited for! The new SSBB? Hyrule Warriors? Dead Island 2? Mortal Kombat X? Assasins Creed: Unity? Skylanders: Trap Team? I could keep going on forever… but don't worry, I'm shutting up now. XD
I hope you guys all have a great week, and hopefully I'll see you next week! And not next month. As for me… well, I'm going to change into my insane alter ego Samusaran101 and go kill some people! On Dark Avenger. :D
Bye!
-Angela