A/N: Just so we're clear, all of us have slendie258 to blame for the beauty of this NoCo fic.


Noah wasn't sure how to feel. He was going out with Katie at the moment, but he wanted to break up with her to..you know...swing the other way. Yup, Noah was pretty sure he was bi. And he wanted to experiment with the-how shall we put it-other kind.

"Katie, we're breaking up." He said later. Katie, as expected, burst out crying, did a balls-kick, and went crying to Sadie, who cast dirty looks at Noah. He didn't give a shit to be honest. Not about Katie, but about Sadie. He didn't really care for her.

Noah made his way to the lobby of the Playa, and had to ask an intern where Cody was staying.

"He's in room 23!" The happy-go-lucky intern answered cheerfully.

"Yeah thanks." Noah stalked off to the elevator, where he pushed the button. At least he had the elevator to himself. One time he got stuck with Gwen and Duncan, and it had sucked with all the making out and slurping sounds they made. Noah found it disgusting.

Sighing, Noah scanned the hallway for the room numbers, until he got to the room he had wanted to go to. He knocked on the door tentatively, and Noah heard the clomp of footsteps, and the door opened.

"Yeah?" Cody answered. Noah stared at him. "Um...Noah? Can I help you?"

"What? Oh yeah, you can help me...*by being my boyfriend*" Noah whispered the last parts.

"What?"

"Just shut up Cody. Stop asking all these questions." Noah ordered. Cody looked confused.

"Noah...seriously what the hell?" Cody asked.

"You're going out with me, and that's the end of the question." Noah said.

"...Noah I'm not-" Cody was interrupted by Noah leaning over and kissing him. Cody didn't kiss back.

"Dude, I'm not in love with you. I like Gwen remember?" Cody said.

"Honestly Cody, do I look like I give a shit about that? You're going out with me, that's what I said...unless you would like a different alternative." Noah replied.

"What's the different alternative?" Cody asked.

"I rip Jerry to pieces while I force you to watch. Unless you would like to date me." Noah supplied. Cody whimpered.

"Damn it, I hate you Noah." Cody whispered. Noah responded by kissing back.

"Me too babe, me too."

"Noah, why?" Cody asked.

"I haven't tried dudes yet, and I have a Sierra to piss off too."

"Well I haven't either...and I didn't intend to. I don't want to break the streak of nine failed attempts to ask Gwen out." Cody said. Creepily enough Trent popped up behind them.

"You could've actually tried asking her out on nine different days, and giving her nine boxes of chocolates with nine chocolates inside. She likes chocolate. You could also try to kiss her nine times, and then she could slap you nine times." The nine-obsessed musician said.

"Um thanks for the advice..." Cody said.

"Can you say that eight more times?" Trent asked.

"We're going to the pool area." Noah dragged Cody down the hallway.

"WAIT COME BACK, YOU GUYS HAVE TO WALK AWAY FROM ME NINE TIMES!" Trent screamed after them.


I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE TOTAL DRAMA WRITERS' FORUM FOR DARING ME TO WRITE THIS WORK OF ART! *sniffles* Oh my god...

I wanted to throw in Trent to make the story a bit longer.