Disclaimer: I don't own or have any rights to KUROSHITSUJI or its characters. This is meant to be just a bit of fun fan fiction.

Just ignore thos extra dots. They are there because I had spacing trouble when posting.

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Omake:

WHAT THE HELL!

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A Home Office In Denver, USA, April 1, 1975

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Ciel: (carefully controlling himself)

"Sebastian, what are you doing?"

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Sebastian:

"I am merely bringing you the latest reports on public reaction to your company's new toy. The Astro Bear seems to be selling particularly well in Florida."

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Ciel: *BAM* (slams hands on desk)

"You know that's not what I am asking about!"

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Sebastian: (closes eyes and smiles a sparkly smile)

"Bocchan, I am sure I do not know what you mean."

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Ciel: (stands up)

"I am asking if you have lost your mind."

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Sebastian: (smile gets even brighter)

"My my, what a thing to say. My mind is where it has always been. Bocchan, perhaps you have been working too hard. You are starting to look a little stressed."

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Ciel: (his visible blue eye changes to a cat-eyed glowing red)

"I AM NOT STRESSED!"

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Sebastian: (keeps on smiling)

". . ."

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Ciel: (takes several deep breaths to calm down)

"Sebastian, stop being an idiot. I want to know why you are wearing an afro big enough for birds to nest in."

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Sebastian:

"Is there something wrong with my hair, master?"

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Ciel: (grits teeth and growls)

"It is in an afro."

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Sebastian:

"Yes it is. I understand that that style has become somewhat popular in America right now."

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Ciel: (collapses back into his chair, sagging with despair)

"It has finally happened hasn't it? You've gone mad. 89 years of butlering has become too much of a burden for you to bear."

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Sebastian: (The light of his smile could rival the sun)

"Oh bocchan, you do not know how it affects me to see that expression on your face. Do not feel that I have neglected you."

(whips an out-fit out of nowhere and holds it out to his Master)

"I have given some thought about making more modern changes to your wardrobe."

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Ciel: (incredulous and squinting against the light of his butlers smile)

"Are those bell-bottom jeans!?"

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Sebastian:

"Well spotted My Lord. I believe you will find them to be most comfortable and easy to move in."

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Ciel:

"That brown vest has dangly bits!"

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Sebastian:

"Those are called 'fringes,' My Lord. They add a bit of decoration to the look and the beads tied onto the ends give a touch of color."

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Ciel: (still disbelieving that these words are coming out of his demonic butler's mouth or that this conversation is even happening)

"And where is the shirt?"

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Sebastian:

"There is no shirt, bocchan. As it is summer and fairly warm, it is not uncommon for the youths of today to go around without them and show off a little skin."

(if the elder demons smile got any more bright or sparkly the light from it would be shinning right through the walls)

"I dare say you would blend right in and look quite attractive."

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Ciel: (covers face)

"Tone down that damned smile of yours'! Are you trying to blind me!"

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Sebastian: (drops smile, light vanishes)

"Apologies."

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Ciel: (lowers hands from his face and stares penetratingly at his butler)

"Sebastian, you have clearly gone insane. For your own good I am confining you to house arrest and forbidding you any contact with any cats until you are cured."

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Sebastian:

"Now now Young Master, do not be so hasty. I can see that I may have taken this joke a bit too far. I was simply trying to act in keeping with the occasion and liven up your day. I also thought your reactions would be most amusing. As your eturnally loyal, eternally obedient, butler it is only natural for me to seek what entertainment I can."

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Ciel: (angry)

"What are you blathering on about now? What 'occasion' are you talking about?

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Sebastian:

"Young Master, you really must pay more attention to your calendar. The 1st of April is an important day in America. Such negligence. I thought I had taught you better than this."

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Ciel: (speaks through grit teeth)

"Sebastian..."

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Sebastian:

"It's April Fools' Day."

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Ciel: (starting to growl)

"Sebastian!"

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Sebastian: (knows he's in trouble but can't resist pushing things that one bit further)

"Are you sure there is nothing I can do to persuade you to try these clothes out?"

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Ciel: (explodes with rage at getting pranked like this)

"SEBASTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

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This is my first Omake.

I've never tried to write humor before and I don't think I'm really cut out or it. Still, I figured there'd be no harm in giving it a try and the idea just popped into my head a few hours ago. I figured it would be short and it seemed too good to ignore, so there you have it.

Please review and let me know if you liked it.

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8/4/2013