How do thieves count to three?
"This is how thieves count to three!
Yoko, why don't you go first?"
"This is how Yoko counts to three:
1 silver tail
2 silver ears
3 pretty dames"
"NO NO NO THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
Kuronue, why don't you try?"
"This is how Kuronue counts to three:
1 long ponytail
2 pointy ears
3 awesome chains"
"NONONO STILL NOT IT!
It goes like this:
1 pedobear
2 epic fails
3 psycho fangirls that love demon ears
That's how you count to three!"
"That's not right! We will kidnap you!"
"Oh crap gotta run!"
And Yoko and Kuronue chased the narrator for 3 hours before finally catching her and taking her home with them!
THE END!