Chapter 1- Yaoi Fail
~Yoko's POV~
I growle in frustration. The heat in my hardened loins needs to be satiated but without any women around, there's no chance of doing it.
Unless...
I look over at my, equally sexually frustrated, friend and partner Kuronue.
"What about asking Balti?" I suggest.
The look he gave me was one of pure terror.
"Have you lost it?! Remember the last guy to ask Baltigoa to satiate his urges?" He replies, "I'd like to keep my dick attached to my crotch thank you very much!"
I shudder at the memory, poor guy lost everything that day...
"Then what're we gonna do?! Cuz we can't thieve like this!" I growl.
We sit quietly for a while thinking...
Then Kuronue looks at me with a devious smirk.
"Kuronue, what are you thinking?" I question.
"How about we have sex with each other? That'd be fun to try out..."
I stare at him as if he'd gone back shit insane...
"Kuronue... Are you alright?" I reply questionably.
"Man, think of it, we've had every kind of sex imaginable except gay sex!" Kuronue exclaims, "Let's at least give it a try!"
I grumble some insults under my breath but realize its our only realistic option...
"Fine, but only this once and no one can know!" I reluctantly agree.
Immediately after that, I'm pushed onto my back by Kuronue!
~Baltigoa's POV~
I walk down the hallway, following these odd sounds that I keep hearing.
Once I'm in front of Yoko's door, the sounds become unbearably loud, damn near overloading my sensitive ears!
"What're you doing in there Yoko?!" I call in while knocking on the door.
The only answer I got was a bunch of loud moans. Curiosity overtook me so I opened to door, only to find Kuronue and Yoko, on the bed, butt naked.
Even more appalling was that Yoko was fucking Kuronue in his ass! The sight almost made me puke, yet at the same time made me get all tingly inside.
I could feel my core heating up for some reason...
After staring at each other for a few seconds I exit the room, making sure to close the door behind me, before running to my room as fast as possible.