Pairings: 2+5

Warnings: silly, Duo POV, Yaoi, post-war

Disclaimer: not mine, never have been never will be. Please don't sue me, I don't have anything.

.where do they hide the food around here? For that matter, why do they bother hiding it in the first place? It would make so much more sense for them to put it out I plain sight. I mean, if they did then they wouldn't have to worry about people like me roaming the halls in search of sustenance.

No, I'm not exaggerating! I have been hunting for the kitchen for the past three hours! I'm hungry, and irritable, and I just cannot understand why they made it so hard to locate. Do people around here not snack between meals or something?

Well, actually, now that I think about it I'll bet they don't. These high society types are all so worried about being so proper that they always do exactly what is expected of them. Hmph! Silly if you ask me. Maybe if they snacked more they would actually have enough energy to think in a logical manner. Just imagine what the world would be like if politicians and diplomats used their brains for a change. I can't picture it, can you?

Man, all I want is a sandwich! Is that so much to ask? Yes, I know that I'm whining and I really don't care. I am HUNGRY, and the whole world is going to know about it!

"Oh, hi Fei! You wouldn't happen to know where the kitchen is...would you?"

I have to restrain a laugh as he rolls his eyes and starts walking in front of me. I saw that smile he was trying so very hard to hide. I think I'll make him a sandwich too. He does deserve something in thanks after all.

Ah, here we are! I bound forward and plant a kiss on his cheek before making my way into the kitchen, I hold back a snicker as I see the brilliant shade of red he turns. I'll let him keep his secret for now, give him a little more time to sort out his feelings and understand just what is going on in there. Not forever though, I feel myself grinning wickedly as I hand him a plate, oh no, not forever. One of these days I'm going to grab him, and when I do I'm never going to let go.

Notes: Please don't hurt me, I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. It just happened!