bonjour mes lecteurs fabuleux! (hello my fabulous readers!) I have another fab. story this happened to me recently and i feel a need to

write this to you guys cause well, I trust you people and well this was a hectic month for me as you will soon find out why. Oh god france is

back well G2G and Read & review for virtual cookies! FRANCE do the honors please

French disclaimer from France: Mon cheri doesn't own a zing (thing accents God!) except for her OCs

Me: I AM NOT YOUR DEAR! and this is raited T :)

France: Not yet

Me: *sweat drop* oh god, while i run away you read BIE! *runs like an Italian*


So me and my friend Sara were on our way to the stage at the Anime Convention for our bands performence of 'Dirty Little Secret by all American rejects' .Our band

is called F.A.C.E of heta and we call it that because we dress like the F.A.C.E family from Hetalia, with me and Sara dressed as America (sara) and Englang (me)

the other two are already at the stage cause' Sara forgot to set the alarm and we (Sara mainly i just didn't see the time or here the clock) slept in. "SARA WE

ARE GONA BE LATE!" I said dragging her and the damn equipment cause' Sara was quote 'To tired'. "Julie," she wined "slow down I think this is the room!" she

said pulling us into a door. "Wait," i yelled "It's pitch black in-GAH!" I didn't finish because we fell into a goddamn HOLE! "OH MY GOD JULIET!" Sara screached

stretching out for me " SARA HOLD ON TO MY HAND!" i could barely grip the digits of her hand then i squeezed hard. 'Oh god she's slipping' I thought as i felt her

had slip away. "NO!" we shouted in unison and we broke apart "MERDE!" i screamed then there was a flash of light and my head connected with the floor

HARD with a loud thud. "OW, OW, OW!" I whined gripping my head getting up to sit on my knees hurt like a b*tch then i realized I was in a corner 'the hell?' I

though, "BLOODY HELL MY HEAD!" i said the British part of my shining through itching the Iggy wig and the eyebrows then rubbing my temples in pain. "What I

wouldn't give for a cup of lemon tea, Sara do you remember were i left my tea?" I shouted opening my eyes, "OH MY GOD!" I shouted, in front of me sitting at a

table staring at me was the cast of Hetalia FRIKIN HETALIA! "H-Hetalia I am in Hetalia." I stuttered then I realized tree people were coming towards me 'shit' I

thought the tree WORST people Prussia, Spain, and 'oh god' France. "MERDE! AW HELL NO!' I yelled standing up "NO, NEIN, NYET!" i said backing into the

corner then my bag and guitar fell from the sky hitting Prussia and Spain, "Well the universe doesn't hate me that much" I stated flatly "but the worlds largest

perv still stands!" I gestured to France then face palmed I'm S.O.L he was getting closer then it hit me 'to beat a pervert one must act like a pervert." So putting

my french fluency to work I began "bonjour Francis," I purred he froze in shock as I walked up to him with a grin placing my long blue scarf around his neck I

just so happened to be wearing it, then I gently switched holds on the scarf so that it was crossed then I whispered into his ear "au revoir ma chère" then I

tightened the scarfs hold around his neck effectively choking him. He dropped to his knees and in one swift motion I let go of the scarf and elbowed his head

knocking him out "And that's how you defeat France!" I stated simply "I hope you took notes England." Smirking I walked over to Spain and Prussia I grabbed

my bag and put it in the corner then picking up my guitar i grinned a grin that would put a Cheshire cat to shame and thought to myself 'Hetalia mind-f*ck mode

activated, level: France' putting the strap around my neck I started to play Dirty Little Secret then outa boo foo frikin no ware Sara started to play joining me at

the front we began to sing and play our guitars mine electric her's bass. (create your own dance)

Let me know that I've done wrong When I've known this all along I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've

thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret(Dirty little secret) Don't

tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret

me and Sara slid into eachothers spots and spun around once,

Who has to know When we live such fragile lives It's the best way we survive I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you

I pointed at England and Sara pointed at America,

Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret

(Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret

Who has to know The way she feels inside (inside) we slowly rocked our hair back and forth,

Those thoughts I can't deny (deny) These sleeping thoughts won't lie (won't lie) And all I've tried to hide It's eating me apart Trace this life out

I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret) I'll keep you my dirty little

secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)My dirty little secret Dirty

little secret Dirty little secret

Who has to know

Who has to know

When we finish America and England were blushing (FLIPIN KAWAII) and Sara gave me the look of "Can I say it?" so I nodded my head putting the British

guitar pic in my mouth and grinned, the she stated loudly "SUP B*TCHES!" in only what could be described as an all American attitude.


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ciao bellas!

E. H. A.

Prussia: * whispers* review and she might put me and Hungary or Canada together, PLEASE REVIEW!