*hugs loyal reader and wails* WAA IM SO SORRY FOR KEEPING YOU IN

SUSPENSE any way the winner who guessed it right is...

(insert sexy Spanish drum roll here) ... THE LAZY ITALIAN

FIRECRACKER!*crowd cheers and wolf whistles *bad touch trio*)

so bro watch out for a shout out for you in the story. All my lovely

readers check out this persons lovely profile and my dear firecracker

you help me in picking the cover ya know ...IF ANYONE EVER SUBMITS

A DRAWING!? CoughcoughDOITcoughcough. Well then umm

*grabs a group of random countries* you guys do the disclaimer!

Prussia: Frau does...

spain: not own a thing except for ...

france: it the plot kitten! *does simba pose with kitten*

me: and that is the bad touch trio everyone!

crowd: *applauses and whistles*


Sara's POV


There was a large puff of smoke right were England, Julie, and America were sitting.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" a high pitched scream spilled over the conference room as everyone

visibly cringed...then my instincts kicked in. "SH*T JULIET ARE YOU OKAY?" I yelled into

the smoke to be met with such a joyous reply."OH MAH PANCAKES, SARA!" Juliet screamed

to me " THIS IS SO FRIKING KAWAII GGAAAAAHHHHHH!" My eyes widened "WHAT IS?" I

yelled back and she stepped out of the fog holding something...wait...no...someone?!

"HOLY CRAP ENGLAND?!" I shouted as I recognized the tuft of blond hair and green cloak.

"whaaaaat." Chibi-iggy groaned "the bloody hell hap-" oh crap he looked down " WHAT

THE BLOODY HELL? NORWAY!" he shot a glare so powerful even in his chibi stat made

everyone except russia cringe the saying "if looks could kill" comes to mind. "AWW IGGY

you are so cute and little!" Juliet cooed snuggling the chibi "DONT CALL ME IGGY!" Juliet

pouted "but iggy... " Juliet began "No buts!" England stated but then ...oh sh*t Juliet

pulled out her puppy dog eyes 'to those of you who don't know her puppy face is like

someone combined the chibis of America, Canada, England, and Italy at once' oh ya

"Pwease engwand" ooh snap she's pulling out all the stops huh? "umm uhh," England

stared in shock and aww at Juliet and he as every one before him caved, "oh bloody hell

FINE! just stop with the face!" He shouted burying his face in his hands. "YAY IGGY-

CHAN!" she cheered happily. "WOAH England so that's what you looked like when you

were a kid!" America said chuckling lightly walking up to Juliet and grabbing England. Me,

Juliet, Hungary,Liechtenstein, and even japan swooned at the cuteness then Juliet made a

camera appear out of thin air...How the hell? " I am sooo taking pictures!" she exclaimed

chibi-Iggy turned bright red and buried his head into America's chest in imbarestmeant

and America just laughed at the sight. "hehe Iggy that's not helping your cause!" I

giggled and he blushed deeper with a muffled "nnnnuuuuuueeeee!" (no) in his high chibi

voice making me, Juliet, Hungary, and Liech fan girl out and everyone else even those

who hate or disliked England had to aww if you didn't aww when you read that you have

no soul. "THAT'S TOO CUTE!" me and Juliet squealed out of pure delight for UsUk. "haha

here Iggs you can stand now." America laughed and set the chibi nation down "thank you

alfred." chibi-iggy stated "hey Juliet," I asked her "I'm hungry!" now you know my

priorities, she facepalmed " yo guys were's da food?"she asked walking to the door "down

the hall take a right and first door on your left love." Chibbi-iggy sighed. "Thanks!" and

she skipped out. "kolkolkolkolkol England..." oh sh*t.


Juliet's POV! SUP LAZY ITALIAN FIRE CRACKER THIS IS YOUR SHOUT OUT BROUGH TO YOU BY ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA KESESESESESE!


So I make my way to the kitchen fangirling as i did, what do you expect, one me and my

best friend fall into Hetalia, two I can meet all of my naotionalities and three MY

FAVORITE CHARACTER IN HETALIA GOT TURNED INTO A GODDAMN CHIBI! Oh yes life is

good. "were is something yummy." i thought out loud going through the fridge

"JACKPOT!" I held up cold pizza slices, oh sweet jesus "ZEY GOTTZ TEA!" I exclaimed

happily taking two bottles of the tea and trotting back to the conference room "

NNOOOOOOO HELP ME!" a high pitched scream let out and I knew who it was "SH*T!" I

dropped the food though it didn't spill and propelled into the room. "PUT ENGLAND DOWN

RUSSIA!" I yelled ferociously propelling myself to his hight now he was like 7ft5. and I'm

4ft 11, so I used the table for leverage and I held the knife to his throat. Don't ask me

how I got it I just did, "hmm Nyet comrade!" he said happily "kolkolkolkol, you will put

the knife down now da?" I scowled "NYET NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO

BELARUS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I SUGGEST YOU PUT..HIM.. DOWN!" russia

immediately let go of England CRAP 7 FT DROP! " IGGY!" I dove down barely catching

England I was on my knees bending back a little so it looks like i fell doing the limbo, I

shot russia a death glare along with America, Sara, and France,"touch England again," I

said innocently " I will cut off your balls

and shove then down-a your throat-a capishe? the last few words my Italian cut in

dripping with venom. "D-da!" he said shuffling back to his seat like a rejected puppy. "T-

thank you!" chibi-iggy said shaking wildly "oh poor baby!" I cooed hugging him close "shh

Iggy-chan shh," ok I know your giving this part a WTF face well you see His body and

reactions are of now more childlike in origin happy? "way to go Russia the kid is gonna

have a night mare!" I growled everyone except for china gave me a look of confusion, I

sighed " It's ok China I'll fill them in." china shrugged and sat back down "Okay, knock

yourself out aru!" I smiled and I began to rock the chibi lightly (hey we all have a

maternal side) "well everyone you see since England was transformed into a chibi he still

have his memories just that he has become more of a child in reaction, body, and mind.

Right China?" I looked at him "Yes, Aru perfect!" and Iggy started to sob softly I felt

everyone's heart in that room break except for Russia he smiled "nonono shh Iggy-chan"

I cooed rocking him, slowly I started a song I remembered from Sweeney todd (chill this

is a nice song)

"Nothing's gonna harm you

Not while I'm around

Nothing's gonna harm you

No sir, not while I'm around

Demons are prowling everywhere

Nowadays

I'll send 'em howling

I don't care, I got ways

No one's gonna hurt you

No one's gonna dare

Others can desert you

Not to worry, whistle, I'll be there

Demons'll charm you with a smile

For a while

But in time nothing can harm you

Not while I'm around

Not to worry, not to worry

I may not be smart but I ain't dumb

I can do it, put me to it

Show me something I can overcome

Not to worry, son

Being close and being clever

Ain't like being true

I don't need to, I would never

Hide a thing from you

Like some

Nothing's gonna harm you

Not while I'm around

Nothing's gonna harm you, Arthur

Not while I'm around

Demons are prowling everywhere

Nowadays

I'll send 'em howling

I don't care

No one's gonna hurt you

No one's gonna dare

Others can desert you

Not to worry, whistle, I'll be there

Demons'll charm you with a smile

For a while

But in time nothing's gonna harm you

Not while I'm around."

I finished and everyone was smiling then I looked down at chibi-England, his breathing

was steady and he was asleap that is so kawaii I had to bite down the earge to smile.

"Good nite sweet prince." I said sofly.


*Sigh* That was an interresting chapter and I tweaked the lines of the song a little ,son is supposed to be mum and Arthur is supposed to be Toby. There is a poll on my profile please vote, please thank you *looks around* AMERICA SEND THEM AWAY!

America: GOODBIE AND REMEMBER KEEP CALM AND KISS ENGLAND!

Me: Ahem he was payed to say that.