2Naturally I don't own NGE or Star Wars.
As Shinji was walking down the corridors of NERV he was overcome with a feeling of dread. He was near. He could feel so much, even with his limited training with the Force he knew it. Kaji has trained him well in the arts of lightsaber duel, but even he was defeated by him.
As he was clutching the rails at the catwalks of the EVA cages, Darth Vader lunged at him weapons blazing. Shinji could barely block his vicious attack. As the shiny blades collided, sparks flew around.
Vader's style was so unlike Kaji's. Where he was taught to fight with economy, never wasting a move, Vader attacked with everything he got. He could barely keep up with him.
"Reisistance is futile. You will be Tanged." He could barely express his surprise at the words of Vader. "Don't let yourself be destroyed as Kaji did."
As the fight went on, Shinji was pressed further and further down the narrow catwalk. Soon he found himself at the end, with Unit-01 at his back. Vader pressed his saber at his throat.
"There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Join me and become one with me."
"I'll never join you." Shinji screamed.
"If you only knew the power of the dark side. Kaji never told you what happened to your father."
"He told me enough. He told me you killed him."
"No." Vader said as he started to remove his helmet. Only then did Shinji realize that Vader was not a man but a woman. A blue haired, pretty girl his own age. "The emperor is your father. I'm your sister!"
"No, no, that's impossible!"
"Search your feelings. You know it's true."
"NOOOOOO!"
Shinji lunged at Vader, fueled by his desire to destroy this liar. But deep down he knew it was true. Vader easily blocked his attack and with a swift move she removed his hand. With nowhere else to go, he climbed the EVA, hanging over a pool of LCL. He saw her advancing.
Without a weapon and – perhaps more importantly, at least from his perspective – hand he had no more options. He let the EVA go and fell into the LCL. As the amber colored liquid enveloped him, he saw the lights fade out.
Shinji awoke with a start. He was sweating heavily, grasping for air. He could still feel the LCL entering his lungs. No matter how many times he was submerged in it, he never could get used to the feeling.
"I'm never watching Star Wars again." he said to himself.
As he looked around him, he realized that he was in the living room. The TV was still on, showing the last movie during the sci-fi marathon. He still did not know how Asuka managed to talk him into watching it with her, although the veiled threats of losing his manhood if he refused had to do something with it. Or why even Asuka wanted him to be there. Unknown to him, the young girl – despite piloting a huge mechanoid against alien monsters – was still scared of Aliens.
Luke woke up with a start. He was sweating heavily, grasping for air.
"I'm never watching NGE again." he said to himself.