Okay, only one reason why I'm doing this one. NO ONE'S DONE IT! This is Piccolo singing The Hairbrush Song. I do not own Veggie Tales or DBZ. Please support both. The original idea came from KayuraK. This is brought to you by a twenty-two year old Christian.
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Piccolo. The part of the Show where Piccolo comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Piccolo, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Piccolo cries out, "Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where... Is my hairbrush?"
Having heard his cry, Master Roshi enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Piccolo in a towel. Roshi regains his composure and reports, "I think I saw a hairbrush back there."
"Back there is my hairbrush! Back there is my hairbrush! Back there, back there. Oh where back there? Oh where, oh where, back there, back there, back there... Is my hairbrush." Having heard his joyous proclamation, young Gohan enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Piccolo in a towel. Gohan regains his composure and comments.
"Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!" Piccolo was taken aback. The thought never accrued to him. No hair? What will this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush.
Piccolo wonders, "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no where, back there no hair... For my hairbrush."
Having heard his wonderings, Goku, A.K.A. Kakarot enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Piccolo in a towel, Goku regains his composure and confesses "Piccolo... That old hairbrush of yours? ... Well, you never use it and ... You don't really need it ... So ... Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know ... But I gave it to my brother ... 'Cuz he's got hair."
Feeling a deep sense of loss, Piccolo stumbles back and laments, "Not fair! Oh my hairbrush! Not fair! My poor hairbrush! Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair ... My little hairbrush!"
Having heard his lament, Radditz enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Piccolo, and the Saiyan are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Piccolo's generosity, Raditz is thankful "Thanks for the hairbrush."
"Yes, good had been done here. Radditz exits the scene. Piccolo smiles, but still feeling an emotional attachment for his hairbrush, calls out, "Take care, of my hairbrush! Take care oh my hairbrush! Take care, take care. Don't dare not care! Take care, nice hair. Not fair, take care, take care ... Of my hairbrush!"
I hope you enjoyed reading it. I'll post my next story soon. I've just been really busy lately. Please review, and God bless you.