"HEY PINKIE PIE!" The alicorns shouted, "I'm Cosmo!" said the green one, "I'm Wanda!" the pink one added. "And we're...YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!". "What do you think, Pinkie Pie?" asked Wanda.
"I think…THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I'M GONNA TELL MY PARENTS!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.
"Hold it, tiger! You can't tell anyone about us." Warned Wanda
"If you do, we'll just go away forever." Cosmo explained. Pinkie pie raised an eyebrow.
"Why?" she asked.
"Well, that's what the rulebook says." Wanda said poofing up Da Rules which accidentally landed on Pinkie Pie. "Oops, sorry." She added
"There's lots of rules, Pinkie Pie." Cosmo said.
"Why are you here?" questioned Pinkie Pie.
"We want to help you! We're magic! Ooh! Magic! Ooh!" yelled Cosmo
"We grant wishes!" Wanda said with a chuckle. Suddenly Gilda slammed the door open and shrieked, "What's going on in here?!" Pinkie Pie panicked.
"Nothing." She lied.
"What's with the fish?" asked Gilda suspiciously.
"Uh, those are my godfish- goldfish!" answered Pinkie Pie
"Fish are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em!" Yelled Gilda disgusted.
"No!" hollered Pinkie Pie.
"Should we do something?" asked Cosmo.
"Well, he's got to wish for it first!" Wanda told Cosmo
"Ooh, I hate that rule." Cosmo said.
"I'm calling a union meeting." Wanda added
"I want these disgusting creatures out of here or it's toilet time for the two of them!" Gilda spat out as she left.
"Sweet girl." Wanda said sarcastically.
"I love her fangs." complimented Cosmo.
"So you grant wishes, huh?" Pinkie Pie observed.
" Sure do!" replied Cosmo.
" And we love clients with creative imaginations!" Wanda added
"Then I wish for one thing - gelatin." Pinkie Pie stated.
Gilda was relaxing in the bathtub having a blast "babysitting" when the water suddenly turned into gelatin. Gilda shrieked in horror.
"You always were great with dessert!" Cosmo said causing them both to giggle.
"Whipped cream!" pinkie Pie ordered. The shower head squirted whipped cream on Gilda at Pinkie Pie's command. "Cherry!" A giant cherry landed on Gilda as she tried to sneak out of the tub. "That's great! Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?" Pinkie asked.
"Oooh, may I, Pookie?" Cosmo asked
"Of course, Stallion." Wanda answered. Cosmo turned Gilda into a giant snake by mistake. Pinkie Pie shrieked and ran off as Gilda chased her.
"She said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"" scolded Wanda. Cosmo began to observe his wand
"I gotta get this thing fixed!" he mused.
"Pinkie Pie, wish for something!" yelled Wanda
"I wish she was a fly!" Pinkie said. Cosmo and Wanda turned her into one and gave Pinkie Pie a flyswatter "Thank you."
"Aaaaahhhhh!" Gilda screamed in horror as she flew away and backed onto the freezer door
Cosmo and Wanda came out of the freezer as polar bears and scared Gilda.
"Anything else, Pinkie Pie?" asked Cosmo.
"Here's a wish list." Pinkie said handing them a wish list.
"Ooooooh." Cosmo and Wanda said in awe
"You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter!" screamed Gilda who was in her human form again. Wanda turned into a giant baby and sat on Gilda.
"Goo goo!" she said.
"That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!" Cosmo said as Groucho Marx
"Help!" Gilda cried.
"Sorry! The secret word was pie!" Cosmo corrected, than he threw a pie at Gilda. Gilda screamed and ran off than stopped realizing she was in the belly of a whale which was actually Cosmo causing her to scream and jump out of him.
"Sorry, is it my breath?" Cosmo joked. Gilda tried to swim for her life when suddenly she is turned into an astronaut. Cosmo and Wanda started zapping her from colored ships
"Yikes!" Gilda yelped in fear.
"The force is strong with this one!" said Wanda who was in a Darth Vader costume.
"I am your father!" said Cosmo who was also in a Darth Vader costume. "I always wanted to say that."
Gilda jumped into a crater to try avoiding their fire. When she climbed out, it had turned into a circus cannon that fired her, tied up, onto some train tracks.
"Well Gilda, any last words?" said Pinkie Pie who was dressed like Snidely Whiplash
"Woo woo, baby, woo woo!" said Cosmo who was a train about to run over Gilda with Wanda s the conductor.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Stop, I'll do anything!" Gilda cried helplessly as it started to turn black as if it were a dream "Anything!"
"Gilda? Gilda?" said Mr. Pie nudging her. "Looks like you were having a bad dream. Maybe too much pizza?" he suggested pointing to the empty box of pizza.
"Why don't we drive you home now?" offered Mrs. Pie.
"Uh, sure." Agreed Gilda
"Oh, Gilda, remember you promised to hand-wash all my laundry?" said Pinkie walking into the living room with a dirty basket of laundry on her back. "After all, mom, she did such a great job on the dishes."
"Of course, dear." Mrs. Pie said with a smile.
"LAUNDRY?! Why you little" snorted Gilda, "uh—" she paused when she noticed Wanda and Cosmo in the fish bowel. "Laundry! Sure, I'll do your laundry!" she said in suddenly sweet voice. "I don't know what's going on here, but I'm gonna find out." She added in regular voice.
"See ya, Gilda! Hey mom, Gilda's the best friend ever! Can she babysit all the time?" asked Pinkie Pie happily
"Of course, dear." replied Mrs. Pie
"Looks like we'll be here a while!" said Cosmo
"Well, at least we'll be clean!" Wanda joked. The two little alicorns giggled and swam into their castle.