So this just popped into my head one day. Thought it'd be funny to see Team Machine's Twitter posts XD

Reese: #kneecapped some guys today. Police clueless as usual heh heh heh

Finch: I invented social networking. I am your King.

Carter: can john_kneecapper break the law using Twitter?

Root: God told me to tell you you're all irrelevant. Anyone have any spare guns?

Fusco: who let coco puffs on here?! godis11yrsold

Shaw: Twitter is stupid! You can't kill anyone AND there's no steak! I blame you birdluvr_genius

Bear: dedjckakrbfizlos294#^ 7ajxi