And now this final match of the season takes us to beautiful, sunny Honolulu, Hawaii, where we will play the Cartoon Quidditch All-Star Game!

Now this time around, things will be done differently. In the past, it was contested by teams representing the two conferences whose teams made it to the Potter Bowl. But now, in light of the last real-life NFL Pro Bowl being done with two fantasy teams representing two NFL Hall-Of-Famers - who shall remain nameless - I shall be implementing a similar concept to this All-Star Game;

The match-up; Team Hartman vs Team MacFarlane! If you know your cartoons, then the rest should be self-explanatory...

Now let's turn things over to FOX one more time...

Harry: It's a beautiful day in Hawaii as we are about ready to close our 3rd season of Cartoon Quidditch! Just last week, we witnessed what may have been our most insane, brutal Potter Bowl yet, with multiple characters on both sides being brutally taken out en route to the Detroit Alicorns silencing their critics by winning Potter Bowl III. Today, thought, we have the Cartoon Quidditch All-Star Game, and guys, it has an all-new format this time!

Ron: Yeah, don't ask me how or why they got the honor for this, but those bozo cartoon makers Butch Hartman and Seth MacFarlane are gonna have their own bloody teams to represent them in this sing. Apparently, our league is now trying to mimic what the NFL did with their last Pro Bowl, or something like that. Either way, I don't expect it to be any better than the last two.

Hermione: Or any worse, I assume, Ronald. It's not that our last two All-Star Games have been shams or anything, because they certainly haven't. The league is just trying to shake things up a bit, to avoid becoming redundant. And personally, I think that's something that the NFL ought to have done eons ago, before everyone lost interest in their Pro Bowl, you know?

Harry: Well said, Hermione. Now then, it's just about time to meet just who will be representing those two heroes of animation...

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Stadium Announcer: Now, presenting the line-up for Team Hartman!

Crowd: (cheering)

Stadium Announcer: Their Chasers: first, representing the Columbus Pixies, #01, Cosmo!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Representing the Louisville Phantoms, #16, Danny Phantom!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: And representing the Indiana Slughorns, #22, Kitty Kaswell!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Their Beaters: representing the Louisville Phantoms, #05, Valerie Gray!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: And representing the Indiana Slughorns, #99, Dudley Puppy!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Their Keeper; representing the Louisville Phantoms, #79, Maddie Fenton!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Their Seeker, representing the Columbus Pixies, #17, Timmy Turner!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: And their coach, representing the Columbus Pixies, Jorgen Von Strangle!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Now presenting the line-up for Team MacFarlane!

Crowd: (cheering)

Stadium Announcer: Their Chasers: first, representing the Providence Griffins, #39, Lois Griffin!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Representing the Washington Ministry, #10, Francine Smith!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: And representing the Virginia Werewolves, #05, Donna Tubbs!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Their Beaters: representing the Providence Griffins, #93, Peter Griffin!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: And representing the Virginia Werewolves, #5, Cleveland Brown!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Their Keeper, representing the Washington Ministry, #36, Stan Smith!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: Their Seeker, representing the Providence Griffins, #08, Stewie Griffin!

Crowd: (applause)

Stadium Announcer: And their coach, representing the Washington Ministry, Avery Bullock!

Crowd: (applause)

With the two All-Star teams having been fully introduced, the Bludgers and the Golden Snitch are quickly released to fly wherever they play. Then, for the last time this season, the referee tosses the Quaffle straight up into the air...