A/N: This came to me while texting a friend of mine, Fawn-And-Ace. Don't ask why, don't ask how, but it just did. And I texted her the entire thing while improvising. I'm an odd child. So, I do not own Vocaloid, Kaito, Akaito, or any ice cream at the moment. Here we go...! Also, "Hermanito" is an affectionate way of saying "Little Brother" in Spanish. And everyone knows what "Nii-chan" means...


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CURRENT DUNGEON: LIVING ROOM IN VOCALOID MANSION

CURRENT PLAYERS: AKAITO AND KAITO

RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN PLAYERS: SIBLINGS

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ARE YOU READY?

GAME LAUNCH!

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Kaito is sitting down on a white couch, surrounded by white walls, white furniture, and eating white ice cream. Akaito is next to him, watching some television. He looks over at the younger brother, hesitating a bit before gushing, "Hermanito, you look so adorable when you eat ice cream."

The Hermanito, being as naive as ever, blithely smiles. "Thanks, Nii-chan!" He resumes to put another plastic spoonful of vanilla into his pink mouth. Akaito runs his hand through his own tomato-colored hair, unconsciously fixing his bangs. Is his little brother really this... pure and clueless?

"No... I didn't mean it in an innocent way, Hermanito."

Those words were spoken by Kaito's Nii-chan in a serious manner. The noise from the white TV is muted out in the brothers' minds.

The royal-bluenette holds his spoon between the almost empty cup of diary in his opposite hand and his baby-smooth face. He looks younger than his age, which is estimated to be anywhere from 16 to 20 years old. His binary-coded heart skips a rapid beat. "Nii-chan... do you... mean...?"

Akaito understands what his Hermanito is thinking. He doesn't need to hear it come from his lips. His non-artificially-flavored lips... He slides closer to Kaito and gently places his hand on the sweet boy's inner thigh. His eyes can see into Kaito's musical soul. "Please... can we, Hermanito?" He slides his hand just a smidgen closer to his Hermanito's... joystick. Kaito's cheeks, already pink from the ice cream, turn to a shade of red. He lightly gasps.

He relaxes, and looked into Akaito's ruby eyes, which matched his hair color.

"Nii-chan, of course... I love you so much, so why wouldn't I...?"

Akaito wears a relieved grin. He thought that his brother would be disgusted, or that he would hate him. He's so happy right now... And Kaito has such a delightful smile upon his absolutely dreamy face... His sapphire eyes shine... Akaito begins to slide off his coal-colored trousers... and... "You don't even to ask, Nii-chan! Of course you can share my ice cream with me!"

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Akaito stares at his Hermanito with an unamused expression, while his britches are around his ankles.

"...Nii-chan, why are you taking your pants off? And are you wearing my undies?!"

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Akaito looks down at his crotch and sees that he's wearing white boxers with ice cream cones printed on them. Ice cream cones filled with white, vanilla dessert.

He hears a rim-shot play from the white television.

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WHITE WALLS, WHITE FURNITURE, WHITE TELEVISION, WHITE ICE CREAM, WHITE UNDERGARMENTS, SURROUNDED BY WHITE EVERYTHING

WHITE IS FOR VIRGINS

YOU REMAINED A VIRGIN

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CLEAR THIS LEVEL

GAME OVER

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TRY AGAIN?