Disclaimer: From Eroica With Love is not mine. Only original dialogue belongs to me. No profit is being made from this fan-based work.

I don't remember where the first place was that I discovered the phenomenon of five-word fanfictions, but it was definitely in the Eroica fandom. Thanks to wonderful people like Anne-Li and Kadorienne for the inspiration.

"I love you too."

"What?!"

"Aaah! Milord! It's the Major!"

"Aaah! Major! It's Lord Gloria!"

"Will you-"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"Idiot."

"What's wrong with my ties?"

(In response to fanon that the Major's ties are terrible)

These are all I've thought of for now, but there will most definitely be more.