Don't own Harry Potter or Detective Conan

"Hey cousin. I've read all about what you get up to in school. A danger magnet eh?"

"Go away Kaito, I'm not in the mood."

"Is it your scar again? Anyways, I thought you should meet this detective I know."

"One of the ones who chases you." Sigh, "Which one?"

"The kid."

"glasses, soccer ball, always manages to stop you?"

"The one and only."


"Anyways back on track, He's a death magnet. Everywhere he goes some kind of death happens."

"And you want us to meet. The trouble magnet and the death magnet."

Yeah maybe not such a good idea. You could potentially destroy the whole earth if you get together."

"Great, can I get back to homework now? And why are you even here?"

"I can only answer one you know."

"...Fine answer the second. Then leave me be."

"Okay. Class was taking a trip around Scotland, figured I could drop by old Hogwarts and visit my very distantly-related-but-we-have-such-a-good-bond cousin."

"Won't you be missed?"

"Ah yes, I should really get back."

"How did you get in here!"

"A magician never reveals his secret."

And with a poof he's gone.

"Bloody annoying distantly-related-but-we-have-such-a-good-bond cousin."

"Hey Harry, was someone up here?"

"Nah, just a lonely phantom trying to annoy me. It's gone and won't be back."

"Okay, well, goodnight."


Hope you enjoyed. This came to me while reading a Harry Potter fanfiction and is quite random. I can't remember where the inspiration came from but my mind just connected the two together for some reason...Hope you enjoy, and check out some of my other fanfics when you have the time. Thanks for reading.