I was bored and then, this happened, during one of my classes. Yeah, it was originally about me but now its about them! Want me to continue? Review or not, I don't care. Please Review. Good, bad or in the middle, I love hearing from you guys. I don't own Fairytail.


Lii-chan's P.O.V.

"Hello, where would you like your mark and what color?" A white haired, blue eyed woman with white skin said with a smile. What did Makarov say her name was again? Mina? Dana? Mary? Hmm, she's a take over mage.

"I want mine on my back above my butt, red" I said absentmindly, still trying to figure out her name.

"Mine too but blue please" Dee-chan, my twin said, her curly black hair with pale skin and brown eyes, curvy body just like mine, 'curves in all the right places' as all the guys back home say. Those idiots would probably have a fit of nose bleeds if they see what she has on today. A black corset which shows off her bust, a black tutu showing off her long pale legs and black ankle boots.

"Whats your name, again?" I said staring at her as she stamped mine in purple on my waist, on my back, my outfit is kinda slutty, today I notice. I have on a white crop top that say 'Boss' in gold letters, which will show off my mark and flat stomach, which has purple lines intertwine above my belly button, white shorts which show off my hips and butt nicely and finally black and white checkered sneakers that has a hidden steel heel that makes it look like I have long legs.

"Lii-chan, thats rude, at least remember people's names" Dee-chan said with a firm frown on her face as the woman does hers.

"Whatever" I said gesturing for her to tell me.

"Its fine, I'm Mirajane" She said smiling, too happy, weirdo, she seems like Dee-chan, I shivered, thats NEVER a good thought, I frowned still shivering running my hands up and down my arms . The short guy- Makarov or something stood up on the rail of the second floor and yelled getting everyone's attension.

"Listen up, brats! These are the new members, Liliana and Delana. Treat them as you would any other member!" He jumped down and went back into his cave. Then the whole guild erupted in chatter and whistles as we walk down the stair case.

"Their twins! Cute!"

"So hot!"

"Damn, look at those bodies!"

"Whats their magic?"

"I wanna fight her"

"MANLY!"

They are so loud, this is so crude. A girl that looks just like the girl who did our marks, but her hair stopped at her shoulders, and she gives off the childish vibe while the older gives off a sophisticated vibe, she sat beside a girl with wavy blue hair, cerubean blue eyes and pale skin and they began talking. Another take over mage and a water mage, wow. A blonde haired, brown eyed girl with nice curves stood at the bottom with a short blue haired girl with a flat chest and nice wide hips. Hmmm, a celestial mage, hmmm, a solid script mage. Interesting, maybe she'll have knowledge on where to find a good book in this rowdy town. We reached the last step and the blonde said

"Hi, I'm Lucy, its nice to meet you, Delana and Li-"

"Stop, right there," I said closing my eyes in disgust "don't say it, I don't even know why he even said our real names, that rude old grandpa, anyway Dee calls me Lii-chan, I guess you can call me that" I rubbed my eyelid in annoyance. Wait she said her name was Lucy? Where'd I hear that name from? Hmm..

"Lii-chan, thats not nice to interrupt people, much less talk about the master, we're lucky he even let us in after hearing the things we did" Dee-chan said frowning with a glance towards the top floor. Luckily they didn't hear the last part. And like I care if that old geezer heard me. Back to Lucy...

"Sorry, nice to meet you, Lii-chan and can I call you Dee-chan?" the lucy girl said with a chuckle "this is Levy-chan" she pointed to the short blue haired girl who waved at us with a smiled "Welcome to Fairy Tail" they said together.

"Nice to meet you guys, too, plese take care of us" Dee said bowing

"Whatever" I said crossing my arms, they looked surprised, hmph expect me to be happy if they told me their names, even though.., anyway how conceited. Not that I'd remember them. I crossed my arms and with a smirk on my face. Dee-chan opened her mouth to say something.

"Don't be rude to Luce" A pink haired, onyx eyed, tan boy said with a glare towards me and a guy with black scruffy hair with red eyes and piercings all over his face glared at me from his place in the back. Lucy started to say something. Hmmm, a fire mage and a metal mage, interesting, I haven't had a fight in a week. They might satisfy me. I looked at him as the white haired girl put a hand on his shoulder as comfort.

"Look" He said extinguishing the flames, awww "Luce is weak but she's still family so I don't want her to be hurt, okay?" He rubbed a hand through his pink hair. Lucy! I remember now she's the one who saved Onii-sama when she came to 'Love & Lucky' a couple of years ago! And this pink idiot calls her weak?! Oh hell, naw!

"Don't you dare call Lucy-sama, weak you mother fuckin' asswhipe" I snarled, as I glared at this fool. Lucy-sama had her mouth open, I smirked at her, she blushed and so did that blue haired chick and everyone else even that idiot, except Dee-chan, she just smiled. Then this guy with black hair, blue eyes and pale skin laughed and everyone snapped out of it and everyone started talking at once. Again they're weird. Dee-chan chuckled a my expression mostly.

"Ice Princess! Shut the hell up!" Pinky said with glared to the hot guy who was still laughing. He's hot!

"You're just mad because a girl cursed you out, Lizard Breath" The hot guy said with a smirk, as he took off his pants since he was already shirtless. A stripper?! A shiver went through my body as fear creeped up my back slowly. Memories of him, came back fast flashing, all of the incident.

"Lii-chan!" A familiar voice said grabbing my arm and shaking me- Dee-chan. Oh Shit, I blacked out! I look to see, Dee-chan staring at me worriedly along with Lucy-sama, a blue haired girl and more.

"I'm Ok" I said smirked at her playfully, she smiled back but I can see the worry clear in her eyes. Lucy-sama and blunette exchanged a look of uncertainly.

"Hah! You're scared of strippers! Too bad for you, Ice Breath" Pink Idiot said with a smirk

"Chill, Natsu, she's new here!" The white haired girl spoke finally with a sigh. My lips twitched, Summer, hah! Girly appearance and name! She turned towards me with a bright smile. I don't like her.

"Hey you!" I said

"Yeah" She said curiously 'innocently' smiling at me, hmph, I can see the she beast behind her mask.

"I don't like you, don't give me any smiles or anything, you attension whore!" I said coldly, Dee-chan held her hand over her mouth, she's always liked my blunt attitude, and thought it was funny. Everyone gasps and Lucy-sama chuckled with a cough covering it. Dee-chan gave me a stern look and I shrugged smirking. She shouldn't have talked to me, the stupid whore.

"Who do you think that you are?" A girl and guy with white hair like mine with blue eyes and white skin, probably, the attension whore's siblings, I'm guessing said glaring at me and Summer and a redhead glared too. Oh I know the older albino- she did my mark. But...

"Hey, what's her name, again?" I said turning to my sister who in conversation with Lucy-sama and blunette. Nevermind, I knew better than to disrupt Dee-chan's conversations without a good reason. I shivered remembering, the one time I did.

"You wanna go?" Summer said with a 'scary' look on his face. Fight? Great! Dee-chan turned from her convo with Lucy-sama and blunette, she glared at him with a demon aura surrounding her, everyone backed away and I mean even me. Cause an angry Dee-chan is scary. I touched her shoulder and smiled at her, to say I got this.

"Damn, her smile is beautiful!"

"HOT!"

"SEXY!"

"KAWAIII!"

The scent of blood filled my nose, guys are such perverts, I grimaced. She stopped and stared at me, then sighed and whispered for only our ears "Don't kill him"

"Yeah, lets go, asswhipe" I said cracking my knuckles with an evil smirk.


I didn't like the way it ended, so I changed it. Anyway even if you don't review, I'll continue it for my faithful followers. Later~