Chapter 1
Jack was in bed wit Silly boning her (lol gett it? Cuz he's a skulletin?) Litterly! When it rang. Jak picked it up it was the docter he said that orgie boogr was dieing. OMG! I said. I got to go to the hospitialan silly. "Jack you bastar we are havin sexxxx! She threw the bottle at him but he dodgered it and broke the wall." I going to my mums house then she flew out to California to drug.
Jack went to the hoital and the doctor show him to boggri. WAT TOP YOU HAPPEN YOU BEESTIFUL SEXXY MAN! He licked docters but he couldn't afford the pooperation. I came to see u. Why are youe DYING!? The doctr say its terminal bus" coghed borgie. He died butt not yet! Ur not ded yet. Docter said. I loved you jakc but u broke my hert. How can I trust a man agaaaiiiin!? Jak gleaned over and kiss boogit. The tounged and the doctr was groose d but he lay on jacked and the sax began. Bogre died. It too much t o beak his heart jack cridy WWWWWWHHHYYYYY!? I was said.