Glee Klaine Fanfic:

Valentine's Day AU

Season 2(ish)

Disclaimer: I'm not Ryan Murphy, and he owns Glee. I don't. See the problem here?


After the whole Jeremiah fiasco, Kurt was heartbroken. So, like every heartbroken bitch in movies, he decided to make Blaine jealous. He just needed a plan….

'Cedes, I need a fake boyfriend, and Blaine to see us together. Any ideas? – Kurt :)

Boo, I have the best idea! I have a gay cousin, Blaine's number, and a reason to hang out! Plan: I text Blaine to meet me at Breadstix, cuz "I don't really know him, and I want to know Kurt's friends better", I get you and my cousin, Jake, to go on a "date" where Blaine sees you. Blam! He gets jealous; you get together, and make gay babies! – Mercedes J

Okay… I think that might work… Lets do it! – Kurt :)

We wont be making any gay babies though…. - Kurt :)

After a lot of work, the plan was in set.


Here they are at Breadstix, looking couple-y, with Mercedes watching the door.

"Jake, I am so grateful. Any favors you need, don't hesitate to as—" Kurt tries to say to Jake.

"He's here! Go!" Mercedes says as Blaine walks though the front door.

So Kurt goes hand in hand with Jake to 'accidentally' bump into him.

" Blaine, funny seeing you here!" Kurt says, putting his acting classes to use.

A funny look flits across Blaine's face. "Kurt, how nice to see you! I haven't seen you since the GAP attack. And who's this?" Blaine says, jaw clenching (for reason unknown to Kurt, but know to about everyone in the whole freaking world!).

"Blaine, this is my boyfriend, Jake." Kurt says, looking smug.

"And how did you meet? If you don't mind me asking." Blaine says.

"We actually met at the mall, so we really have you to thank! Anyway, we don't want to keep you, we'll be off." Jake says, wanting Kurt to be with Blaine already. He met Blaine for a minute, but he already knew that him and Kurt were meant to be.

"Bye Kurt! Bye Jake." Blaine says, heartbroken that Kurt found someone else.

"Hey Blaine." Mercedes says, knowing her plan worked.

"Kurt, as I said before, you're welcome. Now go in there, and get your guy!" Jake tells him once Blaine is out of earshot.

"Okay, thanks again Jake!" Kurt says.

"Mercedes, if you don't mind, I'd like to talk to Blaine for a minute." Kurt says.

"Boyfriend leave already, Kurt?" Blaine says, looking glum.

"Blaine, he's not my boyfriend, I only told you that to make you jealous, and how I felt after you sang to that GAP worker with really frizzy hair." Kurt says, guilty he made Blaine feel bad.

At this news, Blaine instantly brightened.

"So, I can ask you out, after telling you what a complete and utter idiot I've been? Because, I really have. I projected my feelings for you onto Jeremiah, and then didn't know how to tell you I felt the same way, after doing what I did the day before in the coffee shop. I'm sorry." Blaine tells Kurt, taking his hand.

"Yes Blaine!" Kurt says giddily.

"Well then, Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, will you do me the honor of going out with me?" Blaine asks with a flourish.

"I'll do you one better, Blaine Devon Anderson. I'll be your boyfriend, and you'll be mine."

And in that moment, everything was perfect.

They knew they had a long bumpy road ahead of them, but they also knew that arriving at the destination wouldn't be the same without it.

And they lived happily ever after.

The End.


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