yo yo yo what's up my party peoples and I've got even more dares
1)Dear gumball I dare You to have sex with Carrie in front of penny
*everyone including jackie and especially carrie,gumball and penny make very disturbed faces*
NO WAY MAN I WILL NOT FORCE THAT BECAUSE IT'S PERVERTED, DISTURBING AND THIS IS SEXUAL FREE STORY!
*carrie,penny and gumball breath a sigh of relief*
you know what I think I might as well tell the readers what kind of dares I won't accept dares which have already been in theomega1339's story which involve killing,I will go as far to torture everyone but not to kill them
any who now a boss of torture theomega1339
(lyrics to Hot dog)
It's a f-ed up world
a f-ed up place
everybody's judged by their f-ed up face
f-ed up dreams
f-ed up life
a f-ed up kid with a f-ed up knife!
for Tobias Here's a dress, and if you remember my story; you know what to do.
tobias:NO-*Jakie growls* aw man
tobias:hey baby you wanna get in bed with me and do it?
random buff guy:*starts shooting at him with a machine gun*HUUUT!GAAAY!
1)I dare gumball to hug anais
jackie:RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR*breathes fire on both of them
2)I dare gumball to do a back flip
gumball:alright for the fans*gumball tries to do a flip but fails in the exact same way as in the GI*
*I whistle and suddenly kicks simian into a wall*
1)Well all you have to say for now is what would happen if the whole school played dodge or dare? o_o
bobert:I have received the board game
gumball and darwin:wait*slow motion*don't throw the dice
*bobert throw the dice at normal speed*
gumball and darwin:NOOOOOOOO!
*the screen switches to a real life old man in a black background*old man:eight f******* hours later
*everyone who goes to elmore Jr. high is in casts and beds*
miss simian: HAH! LOSERS!
nicole:say that again simian see what happens
which brings us to my dares
1)I dare nicole and simian to duke it out
*nicole and miss simian smile and simian tries to throw a left hook but her fist is grabbed nicole who repeatedly smashes simian into the ground and lots of miss simians bones are dislocated"
and unsurprisingly nicole wins
2) I dare richard to eat a salad
richard:NO! NOT THE ENEMY OF PRINCESS CHEESE CAKE!
jackie!bob!hold him down"jackie and bob pin richard down while a cement mixer pours salad into his mouth*
and now pars populi mei gaudete