yo yo yo what's up my party peoples and I've got even more dares

everyone:NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

from CW

1)Dear gumball I dare You to have sex with Carrie in front of penny

*everyone including jackie and especially carrie,gumball and penny make very disturbed faces*

NO WAY MAN I WILL NOT FORCE THAT BECAUSE IT'S PERVERTED, DISTURBING AND THIS IS SEXUAL FREE STORY!

*carrie,penny and gumball breath a sigh of relief*

you know what I think I might as well tell the readers what kind of dares I won't accept dares which have already been in theomega1339's story which involve killing,I will go as far to torture everyone but not to kill them

any who now a boss of torture theomega1339

Darwin.
(lyrics to Hot dog)
It's a f-ed up world
a f-ed up place
everybody's judged by their f-ed up face
f-ed up dreams
f-ed up life
a f-ed up kid with a f-ed up knife!

everyone:weird

for Tobias Here's a dress, and if you remember my story; you know what to do.

tobias:NO-*Jakie growls* aw man

tobias:hey baby you wanna get in bed with me and do it?

random buff guy:*starts shooting at him with a machine gun*HUUUT!GAAAY!

now lexboss

1)I dare gumball to hug anais

gumball:NO WAY!

jackie:RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR*breathes fire on both of them

2)I dare gumball to do a back flip

gumball:alright for the fans*gumball tries to do a flip but fails in the exact same way as in the GI*

simian:HAH!LOSER!

*I whistle and suddenly kicks simian into a wall*

next regularshowfan1592

1)Well all you have to say for now is what would happen if the whole school played dodge or dare? o_o

bobert:I have received the board game

gumball and darwin:wait*slow motion*don't throw the dice

*bobert throw the dice at normal speed*

gumball and darwin:NOOOOOOOO!

*the screen switches to a real life old man in a black background*old man:eight f******* hours later

*everyone who goes to elmore Jr. high is in casts and beds*

miss simian: HAH! LOSERS!

nicole:say that again simian see what happens

which brings us to my dares

1)I dare nicole and simian to duke it out

*nicole and miss simian smile and simian tries to throw a left hook but her fist is grabbed nicole who repeatedly smashes simian into the ground and lots of miss simians bones are dislocated"

and unsurprisingly nicole wins

2) I dare richard to eat a salad

richard:NO! NOT THE ENEMY OF PRINCESS CHEESE CAKE!

jackie!bob!hold him down"jackie and bob pin richard down while a cement mixer pours salad into his mouth*

and now pars populi mei gaudete