Disclaimer: Not mine! Jhonen Vasquez is a God. Furthermore I couldn't possibly own Wal-Mart, I ain't rich.

He was here.

The center site for all that was sick and wrong in this world.


He loathed this place.

It sprung up like a cancer upon the Earth and threw its tendrils out upon an unsuspecting populace.

The fools.

To be sucked in by the promise of low prices and amazing deals.

How revolting.

He would show them how you deal with this menace.

Gathering up his tools- knives, machete, pick ax, toy frog- he went into the soon to be doomed building.


He emerged three hours later with a basket load of new killing supplies and a large grin.

Wal-Mart - 1

Johnny C. - 0