3I OWN NOTHING! The song is "The House Song by The Ministry of Magic"!
Summary: There is only one way to solve Snape's and Potter's problems. SINGING!
Ch. 1: The Play Everyone has to do
The Slytherins and Gryffindors were paired up to do a play that the whole school was required to do. In front of the Minister and Professor Umbridge.
So naturally, Professor Dumbledore put the Golden Trio, Snape, and Draco in a group together.
"What should we do for this?" asked Draco.
"How about a Muggle song?" asked Harry.
"Over my dead body!" Draco yelled.
"I agree. What do you have in mind?" asked Hermione and Ron.
"The House Song by The Ministry of Magic" Harry suggested.
"Perfect!" Hermione yelled. She started to plan things out.
"Hey, let's mix up the houses we are in!" Hermione suggested.
"Harry will be Slytherin, Draco will be Gryffindor, Snape will be Ravenclaw, and Ron will be Hufflepuff!" Hermione said.
"No! I want to be my house!" yelled Draco.
(Time Skip)
"Okay ladies and gentlemen, next are Harry Potter, Professor Snape, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasly preforming The House Song by Ministry of Magic!" said the announcer, Professor McGonagall, into the microphone.
The red curtains drew back from the stage.
The music started.
Snape came out and sung, "I'm a Ravenclaw. I like to read books. When I cast spells they're off the freakin' hook!"
People were gasping.
Out came Draco singing his lines, "I'm a Gryffindor. I'll fly with my friends. We'll never back down and fight till the end!"
Harry came out, "I'm a Slytherin. I am very rich. I'll go on a date with whoever gets the snitch!"
Ron started singing, "I'm a Hufflepuff, just stayin' relaxed. Gimme drink sand friends no feuds we got tact!"
"Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?" asked Harry.
"Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time over here!" Ron said.
ALL; Have a good time! A good time!
Snape: I'm a Ravenclaw got wit beyond measure. I can catch a snitch like it's caught up in a tether!
Harry: I'm a Slytherin, house of the snake. Come get in my way and get tossed in the lake!
Draco: I'm a Gryffindor and we own the sky. Yeah, we always win with our rally cry.
Harry: I'm a Slytherin, top of my class. If you disagree, I'll kick your Muggle ass!
Harry: I'm a Slytherin, a big fan of Snape! If it's a MoM album we have to say Snape.
Ron: I'm a Hufflepuff; we're true to the end. United we stand, so I'll stand with my friends!
Draco: I'm a Gryffindor, as brave as they come. And my namesake sword will get the job done.
Snape: I'm a Ravenclaw, my brain is super-fast. Like Sheldon Cooper but not a total ass!
Harry: So, who's this Sheldon Cooper guy anyways?
Snape: It's on the show, The Big Bang Theory.
Harry: You're out of the band.
*Curtains close*
Everyone was weirded out.
"You win the weird award!" yelled someone.
Unfortunately, everyone agreed.