I dont own Sailor Moon at all. Not even one DVD.

Fun With The Luna Pen

"I'm bored!" Serena moaned. The girls were having a sleep over at Lita's. Usually they had it at the temple, but tonight the temple had an open night that was running till late, and they could hardly have a proper girly sleepover if a thousand people could hear them!

"What about watching a movie?" Ami suggested.

Serena stuck her tongue out.

"What about playing a game?" Lita said.

Serena rolled her eyes.

"Well why don't you think of something meatball brains," Raye said, annoyed with the spoilt blonde.

Serena stopped and thought for a moment, thinking of all the things they could do. A small smile came over her face.

"Let's have some fun with the Luna pen!" she squealed.

"Oh no, no, no, no, En. Oh. No! Luna would kill us!" Ami shrieked.

"Luna isn't here to know. I'm not going to tell her, would you tell her?" Serena asked sweetly.

"I won't!" Mina giggled.

The other girls smiled. They'd always wanted to have fun with their Sailor Scout powers, it couldn't hurt tonight to just have a little fun. Digging through her bag, Serena got the Luna Pen out.

"Who's first?"

"Oh me!" Mina cried, taking the Pen. "Luna Pen, turn me into Tuxedo Mask!" she shrieked.

The girls giggled with her as her shape shifted and in her place stood Tuxedo Mask.

"Oh Tuxedo Mask, you are so handsome! Save me!" Serena sighed with a chuckle, falling dramatically while Mina a.k.a Tuxedo Mask scooped her up in his/her arms.

"Ok my turn!" Lita shrieked, grabbing the Pen. "Luna Pen, turn me into Chad!"

"WHAT?!" Raye cried.

"Oh Raye, I like tooootallly lurve you and everything babe," Lita/Chad drawled, the shaggy brown hair covering his eyes as she/he made lovey dovey faces at Raye.

"Lita you are so dead!" Raye shrieked while the girls laughed.

"Ok my turn!" Serena cried. "Luna Pen, if we were comic book super heroes, turn us into who we would be!"

The Luna Pen shimmered softly as the girls transformed into their costumes.

"I'm catwoman!" Mina cried, "Lurve the leather! Purrrrrr!" she giggled, raking her nails in the air like a tigress.

"I'm supergirl! Awesome!" Serena screamed happily, checking out her cape, "Who are you Raye?"

"I think I'm one of Charlie's Angels," she said, checking out her costume, "Ami who are you? You haven't changed."

"I have but you can't see it. My vision in my left eye has improved greatly and my legs and arm feel stronger. I think I'm the bionic woman," she said matter of factly.

"Oh," the other girls said, scratching their heads.

"I'm totally wonder woman!" Lita beamed, "Check out these babies!" she smiled, pointing to her boobs.

"LITA!" the girls shrieked, giggling the whole time.

"Ok, my turn," Ami said. "Luna Pen, if we were comic book bad guys turn us into who we would be."

The Luna Pen shimmered again, and the girls were revealed. Ami was a feminine version of Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde, Mina was a pretty Joker – purple coat and all, Raye became Mystique, Lita became Elektra and Serena became the Enchantress.

"Who on Earth am I?" Serena cried.

"I think you are the Enchantress. She was an Asgardian comic book character – a goddess who liked to cause trouble," Lita said, looking her up and down.

"..." Serena said. Not enjoying this Luna Pen change. It was pretty boring being a villain.

"Ok, my turn!" Raye said. "Luna Pen, turn us all into what we will look like when we are twenty-one!"

The girls gasped as the Luna Pen shimmered and revealed five very attractive young women.

"Wow," they all said, looking at eachother.

"Hey I'm taller! Yippee!" Serena squealed, getting up. She suddenly noticed her hair and moaned, "Oh! My hairs gone grey!"

Raye looked at her friend closely, "Serena, I don't think its grey. It looks silver," she said, touching a hand to her friends hair.

"Really?" she sniffed.

"Yeah, your eyes have changed colour too Sere. This is wicked weird," Lita said, examining her friend's face up close.

"Wow would you look at those," Serena suddenly commented with upshot eyebrows, her fingers pointing to what could only be described as a full bosom.

"You should put those away Serena until you know what to do with 'em," Mina teased.

Serena threw a pillow at her, starting a five minute pillow fight. After which the girls collapsed giggling on the floor.

"Hey, you know what we should do?" Mina asked suddenly, a small grin playing on her lips.

"What?" Ami ventured carefully. Whenever Mina got that look on her face she was up to trouble.

"Well, I could really go for some dessert..." Mina smiled, looking at her friends conspiratorially.

"No. No. NO!" Ami cried. She couldn't leave the house looking like this, she thought as she looked at her matured body and unwilling to take the stares that would come with it.

"Oh come on Ames, its just a bit of fun!" Raye squealed.

Ami didn't really have a choice, for the girls had grabbed her arms and were dragging her out of the door before she could respond!

A couple hundred metres and a few minutes later they were at the Arcade. Thankfully the Luna Pen had dressed them decently so they didn't look like the teenagers they really were.

"Oh look there's Andrew," Mina said, pointing through the glass at the blonde wiping the counter.

"Darien's there too!" Lita smirked.

"Oh, suddenly I don't think this is such a good idea," Serena muttered.

"Don't be such a chicken Serena. You're hot as a 21 year old. This can be your chance to get back at Darien for teasing you all these years," Mina said mischieviously.

Serena sighed, Doubtful, she thought, but straightened her back anyway, walking in behind the other girls.


"Holy sweet mother of..." Andrew said suddenly, his mouth gaping open.

Darien looked at his friend, "What's wrong with you?"

"I have died and gone to heaven. Lord I thank you for this bounty that you have bestowed upon your humble servant," Andrew mumbled, staring toward the door.

Darien turned and saw four very pretty – ok gorgeous – girls at the door. He was far from moved however. He'd seen girls just as pretty while at modelling shoots.

"So what Drew, they're four pretty girls. It's not like you don't see girls just as pretty on the street every day," Darien shrugged.

Andrew smiled at Darien, "Yeah there are four gorgeous girls. I don't think there is a word to describe the fifth," he said meaningfully.

Darien frowned but resolved not to turn around and look, it would be rude. He'd seen plenty of pretty girls anyway, these girls were no different.


"Serena just go up there and order!" Raye hissed, "Stop being such a baby!"

"I don't wannaaaa," Serena moaned quietly.

"Just go!" Lita insisted.

"Nooooo!" Serena whispered.

"What if we go with you meatball head, stand behind you?" Raye said, rolling her eyes.

Serena looked hopeful, "Really?"

Mina laughed, "Really. I just want to see the look on Darien's face when he sees your hot self."

Serena grumbled, but got up and made her way to the counter.

"Girls why aren't we moving?" Ami asked, unable to get out of the booth because Lita was in her way.

"Because we lied," Mina said happily, watching Serena walk away.


"Excuse me," a soft voice said beside him.

Darien looked up to see a silver haired angel, no, goddess beside him. She looked to be a head shorter than he if he were standing. Her hair hung loose down her back and from what he could tell her milky white legs went on forever. He sucked in a quick breath, determined not to make a scene of staring at the girl.

"Can I help you?" he said, wondering if she had spoken to him.

She looked at him and he couldn't help but be mesmerised by her silver blue eyes, "No thank you, I was wanting to order."

"Sure mi'lady, what would you and your lovely friends like?" Andrew said in front of them, flirting outrageously with the girl.

Darien looked back down and narrowed his eyes while the girl giggled.

"Hi Andrew, the girls and I would like five burgers, three chocolate shakes, one strawberry shake and one Andrew's special banana shake to go," she said absently.

"How did you know that?" Andrew gasped at the girl.

"You have a name tag Drew," Darien said with amusement, thinking he was referring to her calling him by his name.

The girl nodded.

"No, how did you know about the milkshake. I only ever make that for one person..." Andrew said, his voice trailing off as he fixed her with his blue eyes.

Serena shifted uncomfortably on her feet, cursing her mistake, "I uh, heard some girls talking about this place and wanted to try one," she stuttered, hoping and praying he would believe the lie. Nice going Serena, just blow your cover.

"Oh. Ok," Andrew said with a soft frown. For a moment he'd thought... but he shook his head. It wasn't Serena; this girl was at least a couple years older than the sunny blonde.

"Is the milkshake only for her?" Serena asked cautiously, wondering why Andrew was acting so weird over a milkshake.

"Uh no, you just surprised me is all," he laughed nervously, "She is the only one who orders it."

Serena smiled, "I might like this girl then, we already have something in common."

Andrew smiled, "Maybe if you and your friends come back you could meet her."

Darien raised an eyebrow. Andrew was desperate to get these girls to come back. Serena smiled sadly.

"I don't think we will be back. This is just for tonight," she murmured, looking behind her. At that point she realised the girls hadn't followed her.

"Raye! – er – chel! Rachel!" she scolded Raye, who sent her a thumbs up. She groaned, Idiot friends leaving me to the wolves.

Andrew left to make the order and Serena took a seat next to Darien, playing with the counter top with her index finger. She felt watched, and from the corner of her eye saw Darien regarding her.

"Can I help you?" she asked him.

"Sorry," he said, "You just remind me of someone I know."

"Who's that?"

"Just someone," he muttered.

"Uh huh. So why aren't you staring at her?" she asked boldly, annoyed at him.

To her surprise, Darien chuckled.

"It's hard to explain," he said finally.

"I've got time. Well, at least five minutes till my order is finished," she said, suddenly curious.

He looked at her curiously, a contemplative look on his handsome face, "She hates me," he said simply.

"What did you do?"

Darien spat out his coffee, "What?"

"I didn't stutter. I said – What. Did. You. Do?" she smiled, glad to have shocked him.

"I – er, guess, um..." he said, at a loss for words. He took a deep breath, "I tease her. A lot."

"I see, and you do this to many people I suppose?" she said coolly. Jerk, I bet he gets his kicks out of teasing other people.

"No, just her," he admitted.

Serena nearly fell off her stool, "Why?!" she gasped.

"I don't know," he said, running a frustrated hand through his hair, "I just do. It just comes out," he said, clearly unable to explain his feelings on the subject.

"You're an idiot, that's why," she muttered under her breath, not realising he had heard.

"Excuse you, I don't think you are in any position to judge someone you don't know," Darien said defensively.

"Well you're the one teasing a poor defenceless girl!" she tossed back at him, her silver eyes glinting with annoyance.

"She's hardly defenceless! She gives as good as she gets!" he threw back, crossing his arms.

"Oh please. You take time out of your day to tease this one girl? You're deranged! What did she ever do to you?" she shrieked, standing up.

"Well let's see, she tossed her test paper on me; threw a shoe at me; trips over me..." he said, beginning to list off all of Serena's crimes.

"Here you go miss... your order – wha?" Andrew said, seeing Darien and the silver haired girl arguing.

"She calls me a jerk, and conceited –" Darien continued.

"Yeah well I bet you're hardly innocent in all this!" Serena shouted.

"Well, I do call her meatball head," Darien conceded, but he grinned wickedly, "But only because she is a meatball head! Not to mention she threw a milkshake over me one time."

Steam came out of Serena's ears. He didn't even know that she was here and he was calling her meatball head behind her back!

"Threw a milkshake on you? Like this you mean?!" she cried in frustration, and in three seconds flat her Andrews special banana milkshake was tossed all over Darien. Surveying the dark haired man, she was satisfied to see him turn a nice shade of red.

"Come on girls, let's go," she said imperiously, storming out of the Arcade.

The girls watched her go bug-eyed before grabbing their order from the countertop and following her, murmuring their apologies on the way out.

Andrew watched the girls go and burst out laughing when his gaze finally came back to rest on Darien covered in banana milkshake. "Well, tonight was rather interesting," he said, turning away to whistle a happy tune as he cleared some dished.

Darien grunted, "Even when she isn't here she's causing trouble."


Back at the apartment, the girls giggled at the events of the night.

"It's funny how you fight with Darien, even when you aren't yourself Serena," Mina chuckled.

"It's not my fault he's a jerk whether or not I'm there," Serena huffed.

Raye grinned, "We have to do this again sometime. This was fun!"

Lita laughed, "Yeah, did you see Andrew's face when we walked in? Priceless."

Ami yawned, "Mm... I wouldn't mind doing this again. But right now I'm tired, let's go to sleep," she murmured, rolling over in her sleeping bag.

The girls said their goodnights and lay their heads down on their pillows. But none of them went to sleep straight away; rather, they lay awake for some time afterward thinking of all the fun they could have with the Luna Pen next time.


The End