So guys, If you couldn't figure it out from the humorously named chapter title, as requested this is the 'What Does The Fox Say?' Dare, it's funny because I was kind of thinking they should do that song but the fact that it's Eliza is pure genius!

So the credit for this one goes to ClovelyLittleReader and cherrycolahoneykisses

What does the fox say? Well if the fox could speak it would say "this author does not own the hunger games or the song what does the fox say, oh and stop singing mean songs about meeeee!"


Clove

I am buzzing with excitement. You'd never think that in homeroom, first period, that that was even physically possible but today it is.

I went out last night to the costume store and bought the perfect costume for my latest in my devious series in dares. It's perfect, I downloaded the song onto my iPod and we are good to go!

All Mr. Abernathy is doing is yammering on about god knows what. I'm just waiting until he leaves to 'Check some of the textbook work', come on we all know he's just sneaking out to get pissed, or stoned, or both...

So when he announces he's leaving I rip a page out of my textbook, scrawl a few words on it and aim it at Eliza's head.

Eliza

So I'm sat here talking with Thresh, he's pretty cool I have to admit, when a ball of paper gets thrown at my head.

I spin round, only to see Cato and Clove guffawing and Clove wiggling her eyebrows at me.

"What's that?" Thresh asks and I pick it up.

He leans over my shoulder as I read out:

So I know how much you love foxes Foxface so, I dare you to get up and start singing What Does the Fox Say!

Love you bbz xoxo Clove.

Thresh only sniggers as Clove saunters by dropping a black bag next to my desk. Inside it is a fox outfit, complete with ears.

You got to give it to her, the girl knows how to make a good dare. I turn to her, still sniggering with Cato and walk into the supply room.

Clove

Where is Eliza? She's been in the storeroom for ages! Well not that I'm complaining, I've just been sat talking to Cato, he's so beautiful.

I break my daze as I see a fluffy hand signal a thumbs up from the store room.

"Here it goes!" I giggle to Cato as I press play.

Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeak"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"

Sings Eliza, clearly unamused by the whole situation.

But there's one sound
That no one knows

I signal at her to dance more.

What the fox say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"

She has started dancing, doing some awkward horse gallop across the front of the room. That just makes me and Cato laugh harder until I'm leaning on his shoulder gasping for air and he is shaking violently, head on the table.

What the fox say?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"

What the fox say?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"

What the fox say?
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"

What the fox say?

She died down a bit now, getting into it. The whole classroom is in fits of giggles, Marvel is slamming his hand on the desk practically crying with laughter, and Johanna is just full on rolling around on the floor.

Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing mice
And digging holes
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still

Eliza has clambered up onto Mr. Abernathy's desk, still in the ridiculous costume, belting out the words.

Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly horse
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
Ho-o-o-o-orse?
Ho-o-o-o-orse?
Ho-o-o-o-orse?

She jumps off the desk and starts dancing round the aisles, Glimmer is giggling in an extremely high pitched voice. Katniss and Peeta are laughing to each other, but under their breath so they don't seem rude.

What does the fox say?
"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"

What the fox say?
"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!"

What the fox say?
"A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!"

She actually puts on a convincing performance, honestly it's hilarious.

What the fox say?
"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!"

What does the fox say?

Just then Mr. Abernathy walks in and we all expected him to be furious. Instead he says, "Hey I love this song!" And joins in.

The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you're hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?

They both start doing some wierd dance that looks strangely like a distorted gangnam style. So with Eliza singing the high pitched notes and Mr. Abernathy singing the low parts, they carry on.

You're my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?
(Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do)
Will we ever know?
(Bay-budabud-dum-bam)
I want to
(Mama-dum-day-do)
I want to
I want to know!
(Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do)

The song fades out and all that's left is the roars of laughter coming from pretty much the whole class. Mr. Abernathy isn't actually a bad singer you know.

Cato turns to me gasping for air, "You're hilarious Clove that was hilarious!"

Well that wasn't a boring class.


So now after that extremely embarrassing dare, Eliza now has the right to pass in the dare, but to who. Any dare ideas you may have, let me know !