17Hey! This new drabble story will be as long as I can remember jokes! It is rated t—m-ish. Hope you enjoy and hopefully I'll make you laugh. Man! I feel sick today! -3-
Drabble 1: Something Horrifying
Part 1: Rainbows, Unicorns, Horror and Lisanna's Cooking
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"OMG! Don't go in there!"
"Think of ponies! Think of unicorns!"
"NO FUCKIN' WAY! IT TOOK THE CHILD!"
"TAKE IT OFF! SOMEBODY TAKE IT OFF!"
"DON'T BE SCARDY CATS!"
"YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!"
Mira shook her head and took the movie off. She placed it in its case and put it away. "Mira! Why'd you take it off?!"
"Wendy won't be able to sleep tonight!" They all looked at Wendy and noticed the poor child covering her ears. Her eyes as big as balls and her face pale as snow.
"OH! OH!" Natsu jumped up and down and pulled out another movie, "Lets watch Revenge of the Unicorns!"
"Guys!" Lisanna came in running, "I brought strawberry cheesecake for the girls! I'll bring the guys once the girls are finished." Everybody gasped. As Lucy, Erza, Mira, Juvia, Cana and Levy went up, the other girls stayed away saying they already ate.
All of a sudden, Gajeel came and started acting as if they were in a talk show, "Oh no! The girls are going to end up eating the demon cakes! Will they survive or not? Only one can survive seeing there are only five! Let the death came begin!"
3 Minutes Later:
"OH! And looks like Cana and Juvia are down. Poor Mira. Having to eat it being Lisanna's sister. Lucy and Levy are neck to neck shoving it in there faces! GO SHIRMP! What's this?! Erza's traumatized?! Is Lisanna's cooking that bad..." Gajeel then blinked and burst out laughing. That was until...she walked in with five cakes for the boys...
"Guys! I have your cakes!"
"Crap..."
36 Minutes Later:
As the girls were still knocked out from eating that, and some of the guys just shoving the cake in their shirts, they started watching the movie.
"THE UNICORN ATTACKED THE LADY!"
"SWEET MAVIS TAKE IT OFF!"
"COVER MY EYES! SOMEBODY COVER MY EYES!"
"AHHHHHH!"
Romeoran up and tried to take out the disc. "What the—! Who the hell tapped the DVD box?!" They all looked at Natsu while the pink-haired idiot chuckled, "I didn't know it was going to be that scary..."
"Ring-a-round the rosie, a pocket full of posies,..." Wendy sang.
"WENDY STOP SINGING THAT!" Gray shouted. Wendy looked at him with her huge eyes and a creepy smile. "AHHHHH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT NATSU BUT DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
"THE UNICORN'S ON THE CUPBOARD! THE UNICORN'S ON THE CUP BOARD!" Bisca shouted.
"DIE UNICORN! DIE!"
"ZOMBIE UNICORNS DON'T DIE FREED!"
"WE'RE GONNA HAVE ZOMBIE UNICORN APOCALYPSE!"
"STOP SCARING ME!"
"IT'S WENDY WHO'S SUPPOSED TO SCARE YOU! SHE WON'T STOP SINGING THAT SONG!"
"OH SHIT! THE UNICORN JUST SAID DIE!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I'm done. Hopefully I made you laugh. It's short I know. But sooner I'll start making them longer. And sure. I know Lisanna cooks good I think, but I just wanted to use her. Bye.
I FEEL DEAD!
-Girl with Life Full of Anime