9Alrighty. This right here is a crack/humor/smut/Idon'tknow one-shot. This fanfic will be a collection of the random plot bunnies that won't leave my mind. There's going to be some Orihime bashing because I find her character to be incredibly annoying with the constant, Kurosaki kun to "save her"when others *cough*Ishada* cough* are are all capable of saving her are there too. Other than that, all the bleach characters will be ooc because it's a parody and it's AU. Oh goody right?
So. Here it goes.
Smut/humor/Idon'tknow
Chapter one part one
Harems AU
The bronze built king sits in his golden encrusted thrown, towering above his gorgeous harem of women who couldn't get enough of the hs nine inch glory known as, "Ichi-Junior." The king has always been satisfied with his harem of women... Well... All besides-
"Kurosaki Kun~~"
Cold deep unpleasant shivers shot through out Ichigo's body. He recognizes that voice. It was the voice that managed to pass through the "screening process..."
"Orihime..." Ichigo akwardly mumbles as he slowly walks away. "What brings you heereeee?"
Giggling, Orihime pouts with her abnornally large brown eyes, "It's my day to please the king.."
Ichigo grew pale.
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! Ichigo thought inwardly. It's her day to-wait!
Quickly, Ichigo's eyes darted around and noticed a brown paper bag-a grin crept upon his face once Ichigo grabs the brown paper bag and creates three holes.
"Inoue." Ichigo called out as he walks towards her as he hands her the brown paprt bag, "It's for you..."
Orihime's eyes beamed.
Ichigo Kurosaki- The King of her world gave her a present-Not any present. But a hand made present.
Orihime was swooned.
But. She didn't know what the brown paper bag was for since there were holes in it. So, she decides to ask Ichigo.
"Kurosaki Kun..." She tilts her head, "How do I use this?"
"You put the brown paper bag over your head." Ichigo simply responded while Orhime examined her "gift"
"Why do I need to put it on my head Kurosaki Kun? Do you now like me?" Orihime's voice creakedas she looked at Ichigo sadly.
"No, no, no, no..." Ichigo nervously laughed as he lied. "It's to-to-to... guard your face when you suck on my dick."
Orihime's eyes brighten as she thought to herself, Kurosaki Kunis so thoughtful!
As Orihime starts to put on the brown paper bag, Ichigo lowers his waist band and points at his nine inch glory. "Inoue, this is ready to be sucked."
A squeal of delight came from the brown paper bag as she dove right in with her nouth wide open, deep throating Ichigo-she had practice ith a cucumber... maybe a banana or two...
Orihime's head bobbled up and down as Ichigo moaned and groaned, pulling Orhime's head towards him, deeping his 9 inch inch glory in her throat as his cum tainted the brown paper bag on Orihime's head, satisfying Ichigo-Orihime?
Well, Orihime was in her own little land of sunshine lollipops and the lollipop she was sucking was Ichigo's sweet-
"~~I'm waiting Ichigoooo~~"
Ichigo's bronze eyes beam opened as he subconciously shoves Orihime's head away from his dick, yelling, "Move bitch, get out the way!" and makes a mad dash towards the voice that seductively cooed for him.
Heart broken, Orihime takes off her cum stained brown paper bag her head and hugs it as she quietly whispers, "At least I have you..."
Giggles and laughter filled the room of the Queen's gem encrusted room as the men all long to fill the queen with thier long thick dicks. They wanted to make the queen scream thier name as they fuck her raw- the Queen loves it rough.
The queen-Known as Rukia- Sexily laid on her silken silken bed with naked men clustering around her, massaging her shoulders, feet- some even fed her grape- one at a time, the queen herself seductively licks the grape before sucking it into her mouth.
Fuck.
Thier dicks are always harden and ready for thier queen.
A calloused hand not belonging to Ichigo, ran down the sweet curves of the queen before giving her a good smack on her sweet juicy pink peach ass. A squeal of delight spills from the queens pink plump lips as she bends up and props her sweet juicy pink peach ass up, teasing the men surrounding her.
"Ichigo is taking too long..." She sexily cooed. "So... Who wants to-"
"Queen!"
Whoa, whoa, whoa... The Orihime bashing.. xD Anyways, ths mnajor smut will continue on in the next chapter. Soo.. read and review makes this fanfic author happy xP