I have no idea how to finish the previous chapters so here it is! Another Ichiruki one shot.

seriously, I've gotten more perverted from just sitting between two testosterone filled guys- after band practice, who talk about girls during lunch while they play the song, I'm in love with a stripper... one of them gave me a nickname too...

Cadillac.

I am known as Cadillac because I'm such a, Boss.

xD

Other than that... Here it is.

Smut, Bondage. S&M, Idontknow


The dark sake tainted neon lghted room was filled with lust and men cheering at the women stripping down against the cold stick steel pole.

But this night is a special night for Chappy's Bunny House. The new highly prized porn star, Rukia Kuchik- that also goes by her stage name, Chappy, decided to pay a visit to the strip club named in her honor. Though she wants to make her visit special and what better way than to have a private room where one VERY lucky man or woman get to witness the glory that is all Chappy.

The lucky man being Grimmjow who happened to snag the prized ticket. Though, the luckier bastard would be Ichigo since Grimmjow gave Ichigo his pass to experience all of Chappy as an early birthday present.

Every man would kill to spend the night with Chappy, though, Ichigo on the other hand...

Ichigo doesn't care.

He rather stay the comforts of his own home, jacking off to a porn movie instead of coming to-well, what Ichigo refers as a ,"seedy" strip club where old business men leer at younger women when they should be leering at their own wife.

So, a mere pass to have sex with a woman? Hell, if he wanted a fuck,he'd call up Orihime who is dying to ravage his nuts.

But Grimmjow.

Grimmjow wants Ichigo to prove his man hood to him. After all, Ichigo never had a reaction when he's surrounded by women clad in skimpy two piece bikinis- never has Ichigo ever took up the offer to run sunscreen on Orihime when she asked him to...

Needless to say, Grimmjow was pissed off with Ichigo for passing up a perfectly good chance to explore Orihime.

But this time-this time it's the deal breaker. Whether Ichigo loves dicks or chicks is solely up to Ichigo.

"You stupid bitch!" Ichigo angrily exclaimed once he punch Grimmjow on his arm. Ichigo was more than pissed when Grimmjow assured Ichigo they were going to the club to meet up with the girls-but instead, Grimmjow drove up to Chappy's Bunny House. The Place where Ichigo persistantly told Grimmjow not to do.

But Grimmjow.

Grimmjow just laughs it off because-to Grimmjow, Grimmjow is doing Ichigo a big favor by giving his Chappy ticket to Ichigo as an early birthday present. Infact, Ichigo should be more than grateful to Grimmjow for that Chappy ticket ever man with a dick would want.

Which brings us to this current scene.

Supposedly, Ichigo is in the VIP room, the best room of the house for the Bunny Urahara named his place after.

The room was spotless-well. at least for now that is, and the Chappy bunny is no where to be seen and Ichigo let outs a mental scoff as he seats himself down on the nearest couch, thinking to himself, What's this hype about this chick anyways? She probably some big chested chick like any other porn-

Muffled roars of cheer and laughter was heard as sweet childish giggles accompanied it.

All that hype for a mere porn star, when they could be beating their meat at home. Ichigo inwardly thought as he tapped and stared at his cellphone. Che, she's probably being grabbed by some-

The sound of the door slowly creaks open as the scent of cherry blossoms slowly seeps in, catching Ichigo's attention as he stares at the slightly ajar door. Giggles of delight was heard once the door fully opens and hot damn, Ichigo's eyes nearly popped open and that's only the sight of Chappy's slender creamy smooth legs that slowly peered past the door.

Ichigo takes back everything he said about preferring porn over the real deal.

With blood rushing to a different direction other than his "head" Ichigo was aching to see what Chappy had to offer.


Bhaahahahahahaha...

Because I'm a terrible fanfic writer that feels very, VERY shy about writing lemons...

It's be awhile.

:D