Hey guys this is just a oneshot on how Ron would react if he found out that Hermione was with the twins. It's not like my usual stuff, I rated it T because I don't think that it's that bad but if you think I should bump it up to M I will. As always I have no beta so any mistakes are mine so if you see one leave a review and I'll fix it.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter franchise nor do I make any money off this fic.
"No! No! No!" Ron was screaming at Hermione, "I refuse to let you be with him!"
"Them," coughed Hermione. She knew that this would cause a riot but she couldn't let them think that she played favorites with her lovers. Ron's face turned purple with rage and just as he was about to open his mouth to speak two distinct pops sounded throughout the room. The twins had arrived.
"Oh Ron your face-"
"is purple! I didn't think that-"
"we slipped you a purple pastry! Oh Gred look!-"
"I see it Forge what color do you think that it?"
By now Ron's face had turned almost blue with the suppressed rage he had been forced to hold in. It was just too much for Hermione and she laughed. All three of them looked at her so she made eye contact with each of the twins.
"He knows." She said in response to their raised eyebrows.
Hermione blushed. "He heard me telling Ginny about some of the…activities George and I got up to the other night and I just told him that it wasn't just George I was seeing."
To prove her point she walked up and pulled first Fred then George into a deep kiss. Ron looked about ready to pass out and Hermione saw the look in the Twins' eyes and knew what their goal was. She decided to help them out. As Hermione stepped back George stepped forward and placed his arm around her.
"Hmm, so you told Ginny about the other night huh?" he said with a smirk, "and that git over there heard everything?"
Hermione nodded, she fought the urge to smile as she could see where he was going with this.
"So he heard about that position?"
"and he heard about the number of orga-"
"Yes, yes he heard that!" Hermione quickly interrupted embarassedly.
"And he heard about that thing you do with your tongue on my-"
Ron had passed out. Throuh her own giggles Hermione told the twins that no she had not told Ginny about that.
"Should we oblivate him?" George asked.
"No because it will be really funny to see him at the Burrow tomorrow and we are acting like nothing happened." Fred replied with a smile, and Hermione agreed. She might be a bookworm know-it-all but she still enjoyed a good laugh.
Hermione put a cushioning charm under Ron so he wouldn't wake up uncomfortable and apparaited out knowing that her boys would follow.
So this was just an idea in my head that wanted to be written it's not perfect and it's not meant to be but I hope that you got some enjoyment out of it! Please review I would love to know your thoughts!