112 Days of Sherlock Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Five human bombs,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Six Johnlock shippers,
Five human bombs,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Seven knitted jumpers,
Six Johnlock shippers,
Five human bombs,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Eight bloody murders,
Seven knitted jumpers,
Six Johnlock shippers,
Five human bombs,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Nine tests exploding,
Eight bloody murders,
Seven knitted jumpers,
Six Johnlock shippers,
Five human bombs,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Ten body parts,
Nine tests exploding,
Eight bloody murders,
Seven knitted jumpers,
Six Johnlock shippers,
Five human bombs,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Eleven cakes from Mycroft,
Ten body parts,
Nine tests exploding,
Eight bloody murders,
Seven knitted jumpers,
Six Johnlock shippers,
Five human bombs,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Twelve Adler texts,
Eleven cakes from Mycroft,
Ten body parts,
Nine tests exploding,
Eight bloody murders,
Seven knitted jumpers,
Six Johnlock shippers,
Five human bombs,
Four awesome blogs,
Three armed snipers,
Two Holmes Brothers,
And a naked Sherlock in 221b.
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Just to get in the Christmassy mood, my friend and I wrote this little piece together. Sing along if you want, have a good Christmas in 13 days (and if you're seeing The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug, enjoy it, don't give away any spoilers, and let it be known that I envy you all so much.)