Yeah man…and woman…This is the hound of the hour aka Bloodyhound17 on air looking for some prey to attack. It's a foxy fox world out there so…you better watch your back!

Yeah so new story.. A Pure Naruto story with an OC based on yours truly… well maybe….

Yeah so deal with it not many do this.

This story is inspired by someone I forgot so….It is a self insert story….Also no YAIO you Baka's!

A Baka's Adventure

Prologue: We're Going Innnnnnn!

My names Tony Vince, a well-known fan of Naruto and an author of many Naruto fanfics known globally. As I start on my latest fanfic Konoha's Chakra Knight, it was going so good until my mom yelled at me to go to bed. I have black wavy hair combed back slightly, tan skin, brown-yellowish eyes and I stand at six feet and around the age of 15. As my parents say I act like a kid, or an idiot or just plan crazy. But that's how I act, and I'm proud of it. I remember while reading some fanfics about a guy who received a text message in bed and got sucked into the Narutoverse. I wish that would've happened to me, I would laugh so hard. At times I would read in bed as in fanfics, it's better to read in bed.

As I fell asleep with my phone in hand, someone sent me a message.

"Who in bloody hell would send me a message this late at night," I groaned as I turned on my phone to see a text message…from Naruto Uzumaki!

"Oh no, how did I know this will happen!?" I groaned as I read the text 'I'll become Hokage someday!'

The next thing I see is a bright white light engulfing me as I past out from random exhaustion.

(Konoha 3POV)

A young blond could be seen atop the Hokage Monuments, particularly the Fourth Hokage's head.

"Why won't they just leave me alone, I done nothing wrong to deserve, I know I done a few pranks but no one was killed, why is it always me?!" the young blond known as Naruto Uzumaki cried as he curled up into a ball and laid on his side.

Then all of a sudden white lightning strikes right behind Naruto in the forest.

"Ahhhh!"Naruto screamed as he was startled by the red lightning striking.

"Hmmm. I gotta check this out maybe someone got hit," Naruto said with panic as he ran towards the smoke.

"Hey did anyone get hurt?" the little Naruto cried out as he entered the area that was hit by lightning.

As the little blond entered the area he could see a boy around his age, on the ground covered in several third degree burns, and seemed unconscious.

"Hey are you okay? Hey wake up!" Naruto said as he shook the body in worry he might be dead, but in mere seconds he could hear small groans from the boy.

"Hold on I'll get jiji!" Naruto shouted as he ran towards the Hokage's Tower.

As Naruto left the area, our best friend Tony Vince woke up from unconsciousness. "Ohhhhh…. How did I know this would happen?" Tony said emotionless and groaned in pain as he slipped back into unconsciousness.

(Hokage Tower)

"Goddamn this damn paperwork, why won't it just disappear!?" Sarutobi Hiruzen complained as he heard someone knocking on the door.

"If you are carrying paperwork you are not allowed in!" Hiruzen shouted as he had a tick mark on his forehead.

"JIJI! ITS ME!" yelled Naruto as he opened the door violently.

"It's nice to see you Naruto, what happens to be the problem?" Hiruzen asked as he saw the worried look on the little blonds face.

"I was on the Yondaime's head and in the forest behind me lightning strikes the ground, so I went to see if anyone was hit and I found someone my age…I think and he was covered in burn marks," Naruto explained to the old man.

"Okay Naruto please lead me to where you found him," the third Hokage asked the blond as he got up from his chair and headed towards the door with Naruto leading the way.

(On top of the monument)

"This way jiji!" Naruto said as he entered into the forest with the Hokage in tow.

As they entered the area, they could see a boy around six years old laying on his back on the ground with his eyes open looking into the sky.

"Hey are you okay lad?!" Sarutobi asked as he quickly ran to the boy's side.

"I'm okay I guess just a few burns and pains," Tony said as he continued to look at the night sky.

"Cat!" Sarutobi called out as a anbu came out of nowhere. "Please get the medic-nins to take the boy to the hospital," the old monkey asked as the anbu nodded and left in a poof of smoke.

"Can you please tell me your name young man?" the old man asked with a calm, friendly voice.

"The names Tony Vince," Tony said as he coughed out the dust that was in his lungs.

"Rest easy little one, medics are on the way," the old man said as he ruffled Tony's hair, while the boy pasted out.

(Hours later)

At the hospital our little hero wakes up.

"Where am I?" Tony asked as he opened his eyes to see a white ceiling, in a white room.

"Just as I thought, the hospital," Tony sighed as he lifted himself out of bed, slightly groaning in pain from the previous burns.

"You'd better stay in bed, you might just strain yourself, because of those unhealed burns," said a voice behind Tony.

Tony turned around to see a raven haired girl at the doorway that looked about the age of six years old more or less.

"I feel fine, besides I had worse, anyways my names Tony Vince, what's your name?" Tony said as he got off the bed and introduced himself.

"My names Shizune, nice to meet you Tony-kun," Shizune said smiling.

The End

Unexpected ending we have here. Isn't Shizune supposed to be older and traveling with Tsunade.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?

Well due to technical difficulties this story chapter ends here.

JA NE and don't forget to review…

Ha ha just joking lets make this chapter BIGGER!

Chapter 1: What's Going On Here?!

"Nice to meet you Shizune-chan," Tony said to the black haired girl with a eye smile.

'Why is Shizune so young and here? Wasn't she supposed to be with Tsunade outside the village, what the heck is going on here?" Tony thought with his mind panicking inside wise.

"Nice to meet you too Tony-kun," Shizune said cutely.

"Heheh…. So Shizune-chan do you know how long I am going to be stuck here?" Tony asked her.

"Well actually you have been here for two days that means you can leave tomorrow afternoon after more checks to see if you are healthy and healed," Shizune said as she checked out the clipboard.

"Oh okay, so are you the nurse that's taking care of me," Tony said teasingly.

"Of course I am, why else would I be here?!" Shizune said with a frown.

"Well… you seem to be a bit young to be a nurse," Tony said sheepishly.

"Hey! I'm a trainee! This is supposed to be my first time on the job! Baka," Shizune shouted as she bonked our hero in the head.

"OW! HEY! I'm still injured!" Tony said as he rubbed his bonked head in pain.

"Oh no! I'm so sorry, please don't be mad at me," Shizune cried out as she tried to heal the bump on his head.

"Heh heh its okay," Tony said in a nervous laugh.

"I see you two are getting along quite well," said an older voice from the door.

"Hokage-sama, h-how is your day?" Shizune stuttered as she bowed towards the robed old man.

"Very good and thank you for asking Shizune-chan, and how is your day if I may ask?" asked the Hokage.

"Very nice."

"And what about you Tony-kun?" the old man asked smiling.

"Just splendid!" Tony said sarcastically with a fake smile.

"Shizune can you please give us a moment?" the Hokage asked.

"Hai Hokage-sama," Shizune said as she bowed and left the room.

"So Tony-kun what brings you to Konoha?" the Hokage asked.

'Crap what do I say?' Tony panicked.

"I came to Konoha to join the Ninja Academy," Tony said with a straight face.

While Sarutobi heard this he tried to read Tony's eyes for lies or doubt, but he couldn't find anything.

"So you came with family or by yourself?"

"I came by myself Sandaime-sama, I'm an orphan," Tony said.

"Well since you are an orphan, I could put you in the orphana-," Sarutobi started to say but was interrupted by Tony.

"Hokage-sama I would wish to stay with the one that found me in the forest?" Tony said but with a more nervousness behind it.

"You mean Naruto Uzumaki, I don't know, but I can ask him," Sarutobi said thinking.

"Okay then its settled until further notice, right," Tony said.

"Right then, I will see you tomorrow," Sarutobi said as left the room.

"Aye sir," Tony said calmly as he lied down back into bed to sleep.

(Next Day)

"Well your all checked up and ready to go, now all you have to do is sign this form and you can leave," Shizune said as she handed him a clipboard that had a sign out form and a pen.

"Well, you are so eager of tossing me out and I thought you liked me," Tony teased as he signed the form.

"I-I do its just that you can leave now, you are all better," Shizune said shyly as she slightly blushed.

"I'm just fooling with you Shizune-chan," Tony said laughing as Shizune was still blushing.

"Anyways before I leave how old are you Shizune-chan?" Tony asked in worry.

"I'm the same age as you Tony-kun, I'm nine years old," Shizune said with an eye smile.

"Can you give me a second please to change," Tony asked as Shizune left the room in respect of privacy.

As Shizune left the room, Tony went to check the mirror. He looked at himself and saw a nine year old boy at four foot nine, with the patient gown on, with black wavy hairy, with slightly tan skin and brown-yellowish eyes, and slightly more slim than before. Though the most surprising part was that he had no facial hair at all, this blew his top off.

"GODDAMN IT TO HELL! WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON HERE!" Tony cried as he saw a mini version of his former self.

(Minutes later)

Tony came out with a white t-shirt on with black pants and black shoes. His hair was combed back slightly, and in the end he had a sweatdrop forming on the side of it all.

"Hey Tony-kun, I was told you would have to go to the Hokage's Tower, to know where it is?" Shizune asked as she stood in front of the doorway.

"Omaesan(Hey) Shizune-chan, I'm sorry but I don't," Tony said sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head.

At this Shizune smiled, "Well I guess I'm going to have to show you, come on Tony-kun!" she said as she grabbed his hand and dragged him towards the tower making Tony a ragdoll.

(At the Hokage Tower)

(Knock)(Knock)

"Come in."

"Greetings Hokage-sama, I have brought Tony-kun like you asked," Shizune said as she bowed.

"Greetings Shizune-chan, though I asked for him to come here, why did you come along?" Sarutobi asked as he was curious.

"W-Well, h-he d-didn't know how to g-get here s-so I showed him the way," Shizune stuttered as she blushed and but her fingers together in a Hinata like fashion.

"Very well, you are dismissed," the Hokage ordered.

"Hai Hokage-sama, see you later Tony-kun and don't be afraid to stop by the hospital for a quick hello," Shizune said as she smiled and left.

"Well, Tony-kun how have you been?"

"Okay I guess, I just got out of the hospital," Tony said as he looked at the ceiling with his hands in his pockets.

"Is something wrong Tony-kun?" the Hokage asked as Tony looked suspicious as he looked at the ceiling.

"Oh, sorry that's been a habit for quite a while, almost like a thinking position," Tony said as his gaze faltered from the ceiling back to the old man.

"Anyways, remember that you wanted to stay at Naruto's apartment, well that can't happen, but you can live in apartment next door," said the Sandaime.

"Yeah it's okay, I was going to change my mind anyway, because I like my privacy," Tony said with a small grin.

'What are you hiding Vince?' Sarutobi thought as Tony started to look at the ceiling again.

"Very well, come along then, I'll show you to your living quarters," the old man said as he walked towards the door with Tony in tow.

"Yatta! Arigatou(Thank you) Hokage-sama!" Tony shouted as he jumped in joy. (Crazy ain't I)

(Naruto's Apartment Building)

The Hokage and Tony have reached the apartment building, to see a blond kid at the balcony staring at the Hokage faces.

"Hey! Ji-san!" Naruto shouted as he realized his surrogate grandfather has arrived.

"Hello Naruto, how have you been doing?" the old man asked with an eye smile.

"Great Oji-san! What about you?" Naruto asked.

"Just getting away from the paperwork, and I brought you your new neighbor," Sarutobi smiled.

At this Naruto jumped in joy but then he started to look sad and afraid. "Oji-san will they hurt me like the others?" Naruto asked as he looked down in the dumps.

"No Naruto just see," Sarutobi said as he stepped to the side revealing a happy Tony. "Hello Naruto-san!"

"Tony-san you're okay!" Naruto said loudly as threw his arms up.

"Anyways he requested to be your neighbor," Sarutobi interrupted.

"But why would you want to become my neighbor everyone else moved because of me, no one likes me!" Naruto questioned suddenly.

"Because you saved my life, if you didn't find me, I'd probably be dead, plus I heard you were having trouble, I could help you," Tony said with a smile.

"Well now you are both acquainted, here is your key Tony-kun, I've fixed up your apartment, now I have to get back to work," the Hokage said as he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

*Grumble*

"Dang I'm starving," Tony said as rubbed his stomach in agony.

"Hey why don't I show you Ichiraku's Ramen, come on!" Naruto suggested as he dragged Tony away to the Ramen restaurant.

"NOT AGAINNNNNN!" Tony cried out as he was harshly dragged away as quick as a fiddle.

THE END

Well there you guys have it the actual ending.

And I don't know about you guys but there was some terrible parts in the chapter or chapter(s).

Please review and don't flame because I feel stupid.

Also for my other stories they will not end EVER only when it actually ends series wise.

So guys watch your back because I'm preying around every corner to seek your precious blood HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!