Hey people! Guess what? I didn't totally abandon this fic! Here's another chapter as proof!

And YES, I know I horribly botched up the scene order. But in all fairness, it's REALLY hard to mess up scenes AND keep them in order!


Director: *chucks a pretzel at the sound guy* ACTION!

Elphaba: *whispers to Glinda* She knows this is a musical, right?

Glinda: *hides behind Elphaba* I don't really know…

Director: ALRIGHT GREENIE! GET ONSTAGE ALREADY!

Elphaba: *walks onstage and throws the Grimmerie at the Director* NEVER call me that. EVER!

Director: *glares at her*

Elphaba: *glares at the Director*

Wizard: *walks onstage* Umm….am I interrupting something?

Elphaba's standbys: *run onstage and dump a bucket of Gatorade on the Wizard*

Wizard: *is mad* WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!

Elphaba's Girl: WICKEDNESS MUST BE PUNISHED! *throws the bucket at him and runs offstage*

Wickedly Hope Pancake: WHAT SHE SAID! *chucks Elphaba's broom at him*

Elphaba: MY BROOM! *runs offstage after it*

Director: *throws a stiletto heel at Wickedly Hope Pancake*

Wickedly Hope Pancake: *screams* Okay, now THAT is going a little too far, don't you think?

Director: *points to a cage with a tiger in it*

Wickedly Hope Pancake: Okay, okay! Leaving now! *runs offstage*

TheWickedRae: *was standing there the whole time* Umm…I-I think that I'll go offstage now… *runs offstage*

The Wizard: *is now covered in Gatorade and still onstage* Soooo…are we still doing the scene?

Director: ELPHABA, GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!

Elphaba: *from offstage* OKAY, OKAY! I'M COMING! GEEZE, HOLD YOUR HORSES! *walks onstage*

Director: WALK FASTER! *throws a random audience member at her*

Random Audience Member: MY FACE!

Elphaba: *looks down at the random audience member* You might wanna put some ice on that…

Director: *chucks a stiletto heel at the Wizard* START THE DANG SCENE ALREADY!

Wizard: *is wet, sticky and annoyed* Elphaba, come and work for me.

Elphaba: NO! *slaps him*

Director: *runs onstage and slaps Elphaba*

Elphaba: *slaps the Director* What the heck was that for?!

Director: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SING! *slaps Elphaba again*

Wizard: Umm…Actually…

Director: *pushes the Wizard off the stage*

Throppsister: *runs onstage with an electric stun gun* YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T PUSH PEOPLE INTO THE ORCHESTRA PIT ANYMORE! *threatens the Director with her stun gun*

Director: *backs away slowly*

Throppsister: *screams and runs after her*

Director: *is running for her life*

Elphaba: *is eating a burrito*

*Orchestra and the sound guy are really confused and playing Wonderful in the background*

Elphaba's standbys: *run onstage and start dancing*

Director's tiger: *escapes and starts chasing after Boq*

Boq: *screams and starts running* WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! *trips and falls down a trap door* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Nessa: *runs onstage in her jeweled shoes* BOQ! DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU! *jumps down the trap door and lands on top of him*

Boq: MY SPINE!

Nessa: *hugs him*

Boq: That's okay… *Nessa hugs him harder* Spleens are overrated anyway… *passes out*


Throppsister: *is still chasing the Director* COME BACK HERE SO I CAN TASE YOU!

Director: *jumps on her tiger* ONWARDS, STEVEN!

Steven the tiger: *growls*

NellytheActress: *walks onstage in Glinda's dress* What did I miss? *sees Steven the tiger* OH MY GOSH! A TIGER MINION! *picks him up and runs away with him backstage*

Elphaba: *stares at her* She is REALLY strong…

Doglover645: *walks onstage* Umm…guys? There's a tiger backstage and Nelly looks a little TOO happy about it…

Throppsister: I GOT THIS! *fires up her taser and runs backstage*

Glinda: *runs onstage wearing a shower curtain*

Elphaba: *stares at Glinda* Glinda?...WHY?

Glinda: Nelly took all my clothes! *cries*

*everyone hears screaming backstage*

*and then they hear screaming from under the stage*

Wickedly Hope Pancake: *screams*

Elphaba's Girl: *smacks her* WHY?!

Wickedly Hope Pancake: *shrugs* Everyone else was doing it!

Elphaba's Girl: *facepalms*

*Orchestra stops playing Wonderful*

Elphaba: *looks down at the Orchestra pit* Umm…I think the scene just ended.

Glinda: *trips over her shower curtain and falls into the Orchestra pit*

Throppsister: *runs onstage with her stun gun* I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE! *twitches*

Director: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD SOMEONE CLOSE THE CURTAIN!

*curtain falls on top of the Director so only her feet are sticking out*

Elphaba: *laughs* She looks just like Nessa! *remembers something* Oh Shiz…Nessa! *runs offstage*

Director: *screams from under the curtain* YES ELPHABA! YOU DID THE WRONG SCENE!

Elphaba: *is backstage* NESSA? NESSA?! WHERE ARE YOU?!