Hey people! Guess what? I didn't totally abandon this fic! Here's another chapter as proof!
And YES, I know I horribly botched up the scene order. But in all fairness, it's REALLY hard to mess up scenes AND keep them in order!
Director: *chucks a pretzel at the sound guy* ACTION!
Elphaba: *whispers to Glinda* She knows this is a musical, right?
Glinda: *hides behind Elphaba* I don't really know…
Director: ALRIGHT GREENIE! GET ONSTAGE ALREADY!
Elphaba: *walks onstage and throws the Grimmerie at the Director* NEVER call me that. EVER!
Director: *glares at her*
Elphaba: *glares at the Director*
Wizard: *walks onstage* Umm….am I interrupting something?
Elphaba's standbys: *run onstage and dump a bucket of Gatorade on the Wizard*
Wizard: *is mad* WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!
Elphaba's Girl: WICKEDNESS MUST BE PUNISHED! *throws the bucket at him and runs offstage*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: WHAT SHE SAID! *chucks Elphaba's broom at him*
Elphaba: MY BROOM! *runs offstage after it*
Director: *throws a stiletto heel at Wickedly Hope Pancake*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *screams* Okay, now THAT is going a little too far, don't you think?
Director: *points to a cage with a tiger in it*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Okay, okay! Leaving now! *runs offstage*
TheWickedRae: *was standing there the whole time* Umm…I-I think that I'll go offstage now… *runs offstage*
The Wizard: *is now covered in Gatorade and still onstage* Soooo…are we still doing the scene?
Director: ELPHABA, GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!
Elphaba: *from offstage* OKAY, OKAY! I'M COMING! GEEZE, HOLD YOUR HORSES! *walks onstage*
Director: WALK FASTER! *throws a random audience member at her*
Random Audience Member: MY FACE!
Elphaba: *looks down at the random audience member* You might wanna put some ice on that…
Director: *chucks a stiletto heel at the Wizard* START THE DANG SCENE ALREADY!
Wizard: *is wet, sticky and annoyed* Elphaba, come and work for me.
Elphaba: NO! *slaps him*
Director: *runs onstage and slaps Elphaba*
Elphaba: *slaps the Director* What the heck was that for?!
Director: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SING! *slaps Elphaba again*
Director: *pushes the Wizard off the stage*
Throppsister: *runs onstage with an electric stun gun* YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T PUSH PEOPLE INTO THE ORCHESTRA PIT ANYMORE! *threatens the Director with her stun gun*
Director: *backs away slowly*
Throppsister: *screams and runs after her*
Director: *is running for her life*
Elphaba: *is eating a burrito*
*Orchestra and the sound guy are really confused and playing Wonderful in the background*
Elphaba's standbys: *run onstage and start dancing*
Director's tiger: *escapes and starts chasing after Boq*
Boq: *screams and starts running* WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! *trips and falls down a trap door* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Nessa: *runs onstage in her jeweled shoes* BOQ! DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU! *jumps down the trap door and lands on top of him*
Boq: MY SPINE!
Nessa: *hugs him*
Boq: That's okay… *Nessa hugs him harder* Spleens are overrated anyway… *passes out*
Throppsister: *is still chasing the Director* COME BACK HERE SO I CAN TASE YOU!
Director: *jumps on her tiger* ONWARDS, STEVEN!
Steven the tiger: *growls*
NellytheActress: *walks onstage in Glinda's dress* What did I miss? *sees Steven the tiger* OH MY GOSH! A TIGER MINION! *picks him up and runs away with him backstage*
Elphaba: *stares at her* She is REALLY strong…
Doglover645: *walks onstage* Umm…guys? There's a tiger backstage and Nelly looks a little TOO happy about it…
Throppsister: I GOT THIS! *fires up her taser and runs backstage*
Glinda: *runs onstage wearing a shower curtain*
Elphaba: *stares at Glinda* Glinda?...WHY?
Glinda: Nelly took all my clothes! *cries*
*everyone hears screaming backstage*
*and then they hear screaming from under the stage*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *screams*
Elphaba's Girl: *smacks her* WHY?!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *shrugs* Everyone else was doing it!
Elphaba's Girl: *facepalms*
*Orchestra stops playing Wonderful*
Elphaba: *looks down at the Orchestra pit* Umm…I think the scene just ended.
Glinda: *trips over her shower curtain and falls into the Orchestra pit*
Throppsister: *runs onstage with her stun gun* I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE! *twitches*
Director: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD SOMEONE CLOSE THE CURTAIN!
*curtain falls on top of the Director so only her feet are sticking out*
Elphaba: *laughs* She looks just like Nessa! *remembers something* Oh Shiz…Nessa! *runs offstage*
Director: *screams from under the curtain* YES ELPHABA! YOU DID THE WRONG SCENE!
Elphaba: *is backstage* NESSA? NESSA?! WHERE ARE YOU?!