6 Share It with LoveProf!
Uchiha Itachi is a mere human. How so? Well, he's listening to HIS LITTLE BROTHER having sex with his boy friend. And masturbated
. His lover won't let this down if he found out… YAOI, LEMON, SasuNaru & other pairing. Sequel of "Tell It to Prof!" AU-Unbeta
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 34, follows: 5, 5/11/2011, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hail to the Thief
Imagine one of the worst possible things that could happen while you're visiting loving family on your mother's side. If you imagine being caught masturbating
, you're in for a treat. Because this has nothing to do with that. It's way worse. Orig. Horror
Misc. Books, M, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 3k+, 8/21/2011
34The Fine Art of Self Pleasure »
DracoGinny On a particularly horrid Thursday afternoon, Ginny Weasley skips Charms to sulk in a fourth-floor bathroom, and overhears a conversation about something she thought never would be spoken of in the hallowed halls of Hogwarts-- masturbation
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 14k+, favs: 28, follows: 58, updated: 1/3/2011 published: 9/30/2009, Ginny W., Draco M.
4 Where The Sun Don't Shine
After the events of That Lucky Old Sun, scientist Ignacio Rivas faces his own thoughts for Fantastic. He knows he's not the best, but he doesn't know why couldn't he bring himself to hate him. Contains slash and masturbation
Fallout, M, English, Friendship, words: 6k+, favs: 3, 8/16/2011
Am I really that much of a fool' Aerrow has a vulnerable moment in front of Stork. Stork doesn't really care. Piper will never know. TEENAGED ANGST! MxM, rated M for masturbation
. Can be considered set between "Rave of the Season" and "Mistake" R&R
Storm Hawks, M, English, Angst, words: 857, favs: 7, follows: 1, 7/18/2009, Aerrow, Dark Ace
The Single Most SelfIndulgent Story Ever Written
by Fraulein Chacha
The pros: Involves strippers, drugs, Space Marines, David Bowie, and Jayne Cobb. The cons: Involves a self-insert fighting more self-inserts in the middle of a warp storm of literary masturbation
, David Bowie's coke problem, and footnotes by Rorschach.
X-overs & Warhammer, M, English, Parody & Adventure, words: 1k+, 1/2/2010
67 Let's Talk about Periods »
It's another period day, and the Cullen women decide to talk about it in front of Bella, and in front of the guys. Poor Bella! Rated T for content.UPDATE! for those who are waiting for the masturbation
story, just wait another week plz :
Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 71, follows: 42, updated: 12/5/2007 published: 12/4/2007
Written for Knight Vs Anarchy round 5. Prompt- First sight. Summary- Our favourite clown prince of crime recalls his first time seeing his darling Bat. B/J pre-slash. Warnings: Masturbation
, allusions to m/m contact, un-beta'd. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight, M, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 33, follows: 3, 2/8/2010, Joker, Bruce W./Batman
5Severus Studies »
Ten pieces exploring the character of Severus. Exercises to ready for a larger work. This is not a sexy story-the M is for a scene of Severus masturbating
to non-con porn. Trigger warning for the non-con porn, by the way. Thanks, Fat Cat.
Harry Potter, M, English, Angst & Friendship, chapters: 11, words: 10k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, updated: 10/6/2012 published: 12/7/2011, Severus S., Lily Evans P.
16 Love is Fleeting
Love story. AmericaxRussia. America has fallen for Russia, of course he can't tell him, but let's see if fate decides otherwise. Hints of Hurt/Comfort in later chapters. Rated M for masturbation
and sex in later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 15, 1/8/2012, America, Russia
1 BLEACH X MSI »
Self-explanartory-with Ichigo! Inspired by Mindless Self Indulgence. Do not read if you don't like the music group/song. Basically, nonvirgin Grimmjow introduces masturbation
to virgin Ichigo, but things take a turn when images of Jaegerjaquez pop up. Definite hiatus.
Bleach, M, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, updated: 2/25/2012 published: 1/9/2012, Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
23 Prairie Oyster
Absinthe's sequel. It's the morning after. What will happen when they wake? What about Kouga? And Inuyasha's father? Well, read to find out! If you want another chapter, review too! Please. I hope you all like! Rated M for MASTURBATION
Inuyasha, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 58, follows: 9, 3/21/2010, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
37 Picking Up the Pieces »
FLANDUS. Sean screwed it up, big time, five years ago. Now he and Norman are back together for the first time since then. Can the reconcile their difference? Rated M for masturbation
and oral sex. Also, there's a wee bit of bad language.
Boondock Saints, M, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 10k+, favs: 31, follows: 23, updated: 5/21/2010 published: 3/7/2010
4Tentacle porn just got boring
Allie goes to visit Kiku, with certain movies in hand. M for sex, masturbation
, mentions of twincest Can/Ame . Jap/fem!Ame, hints of fem!Can/fem!Ame, Rus/fem!Ame, Ukr/fem!Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 24, follows: 11, 2/2/2012, America, Japan
7 Games You Don't Wanna Play
So maybe he can't always tell what's real, or when the cutting's getting out of hand - but after an eternity in the pit there's only one angel Sam can rely on. Self-harm, masturbation
, abusive relationship/brainwashing, torture
Supernatural, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 23, follows: 2, 2/3/2012, Sam W., Lucifer
7 Spencer Time
by Profound Yaoi
After a long, stressful week, Spencer finds some time to himself to relax. Listed as "Romance" because of the sexual nature. There's no pairing. Warnings: PWP, lime/masturbation
. Disclaimer: I don't own Criminal Minds.
Criminal Minds, M, English, Romance, words: 548, favs: 25, follows: 4, 2/3/2012, S. Reid
20 Inui iz in ur webcamz, watchin u masturbate
In which Kaidoh makes a few interesting discoveries, Inui is creepier than usual, and Tezuka has a secret crush. And there is porn. Lots of porn. InuKai, TezuFuji. ...We grammar failed in the title on purpose.
Prince of Tennis, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 51, follows: 7, 4/19/2010, Inui S., Kaidoh K.
Written for day two of Havoc Week: Spy on Havoc Day. Breda, Fuery, Falman and Roy are getting more than they bargained for when they decide to find out why Havoc only takes showers alone. Voyeurism, masturbation
, YAOI. Hints of future Havoc/Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 52, follows: 5, 4/25/2010, Jean H., Roy M.
18 To Have & To Hold
Once again he finds himself standing alone in the dark bedroom before the mirror; once again he is alone with the shadow that lays claim to him. If one's love is only an obsession, a will to possess, then it cannot be called love. Puzzleshipping; early s0 personalities; forced masturbation
; written for the YGO kink meme.
Yu-Gi-Oh, M, English, Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 88, follows: 15, 1/24/2012, Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
12 Summer Nights »
Harry's feeling lonely. He receives an owl from someone unexpected. Communication begins. Warnings: slash, masturbation
, mention of child abuse, self-harm, OOC characters and mild language. Doesn't really fall into canon time-line.
Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 9, words: 5k+, favs: 63, follows: 24, updated: 4/1/2010 published: 3/30/2010, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.