Hail to the Thief
Imagine one of the worst possible things that could happen while you're visiting loving family on your mother's side. If you imagine being caught masturbating
, you're in for a treat. Because this has nothing to do with that. It's way worse. Orig. Horror
Misc. Books, M, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 3k+, 8/21/2011
4 Where The Sun Don't Shine
After the events of That Lucky Old Sun, scientist Ignacio Rivas faces his own thoughts for Fantastic. He knows he's not the best, but he doesn't know why couldn't he bring himself to hate him. Contains slash and masturbation
Fallout, M, English, Friendship, words: 6k+, favs: 3, 8/16/2011
Am I really that much of a fool' Aerrow has a vulnerable moment in front of Stork. Stork doesn't really care. Piper will never know. TEENAGED ANGST! MxM, rated M for masturbation
. Can be considered set between "Rave of the Season" and "Mistake" R&R
Storm Hawks, M, English, Angst, words: 857, favs: 7, follows: 1, 7/18/2009, Aerrow, Dark Ace
The Single Most SelfIndulgent Story Ever Written
by Fraulein Chacha
The pros: Involves strippers, drugs, Space Marines, David Bowie, and Jayne Cobb. The cons: Involves a self-insert fighting more self-inserts in the middle of a warp storm of literary masturbation
, David Bowie's coke problem, and footnotes by Rorschach.
X-overs & Warhammer, M, English, Parody & Adventure, words: 1k+, 1/2/2010
16 Love is Fleeting
Love story. AmericaxRussia. America has fallen for Russia, of course he can't tell him, but let's see if fate decides otherwise. Hints of Hurt/Comfort in later chapters. Rated M for masturbation
and sex in later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 15, 1/8/2012, America, Russia
1 BLEACH X MSI »
Self-explanartory-with Ichigo! Inspired by Mindless Self Indulgence. Do not read if you don't like the music group/song. Basically, nonvirgin Grimmjow introduces masturbation
to virgin Ichigo, but things take a turn when images of Jaegerjaquez pop up. Definite hiatus.
Bleach, M, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, updated: 2/25/2012 published: 1/9/2012, Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
3 Give and Take
Wilson needs to learn to love himself. Begins at 3x05 "Fools for Love" and follows an alternate time-line beyond 3x22 "Resignation." Contains angst and a House-ian brand of not-quite-fluff. Written for the Merry Month of Masturbation
House, M.D., M, English, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 5/14/2010, G. House, J. Wilson
by Tammy Sakamoto
The drabbling dabbles in the diary of a university student by the Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. Turning eighteen is terrible. You will likely find something in these daily entries that will somehow relate to your life. From crushes to love to sexuality to cash to school to family to religion to angst to recklessness to masturbation
...its all here for you to enjoy. AU and OOC
Bleach, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 691, follows: 1, 10/30/2012, Grimmjow J.
Tales From The Crypt
Written for the Merry Month of Masturbation
2007. Originally posted to LJ May 3, 2007. Contains non-consensual frottage and other creepy consent issues. No penetration. Read at your own risk. Summary: Sid's little "hobby."
CSI: New York, M, English, Crime, words: 455, 12/27/2012, Sid H.
2 Only Ever Be Me (Rasa ONE SHOT)
Rasa isn't one for dates; he's not a great romantic person, what happens when he has a little 'personal' date with himself? Is there a chance of romance being stuck in his gloomy child like eyes? RASA MASTURBATION
Dance Central, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/1/2013
The Dragonborn Series - Memories of Hrongar
2nd installment in my series, Clyde (pre-Dragonborn) reflects on his first visit to Whiterun where he met Hrongar. Their intimacy is slow to start. Slash. M/M. No sex, but some masturbation
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 5k+, 2/14/2015, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hrongar
1 My Beloved
by Aizawa Minami
Her thoughts are in vain, her efforts futile, her voice is nothing, no one can help her of this complexity she has, not even her mother, she left to where she has to deal with the feelings herself. Rated M for masturbation
, yuri, and subject matter. Chloe/(Dark) Kirika
Noir, M, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 10/8/2012, Kirika Y., Chloe
1 Revelations in the Privacy of Public Lavatories
ONE SHOT COMPLETE Grant Gustin, Sebastian Smythe's alter ego masturbates
in a public restroom and figures things out along the way. Right so I'm notoriously bad at summarising; please just read it and review.
Glee, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 11/24/2012, Artie A., Sebastian S.
1It ain't about sleep
Benny finds himself walking along five feet behind Dean and Cas in Purgatory. When the two share a soulful stare down and Dean makes the excuse that he needs to "sleep", dragging Cas along with him, Benny follows them. Benny POV. (Smut Fic Prompt: Mutual Masturbation
Supernatural, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 9/7/2014
Caterpillar, chrysalis and monster
by shadowed vamp
what I am? That is complicated but neither hear or there. Him on the other hand is a beautiful creation I have watch leisurely unfold. A story about Nii told from the only eyes to have been with him all the years, silently watching. Warning s : masturbation
Saiyuki, M, English, Mystery & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/12/2012, Nii J./Ukoku S.
by Who really Knows
Naruto's efforts to cure his boredom on the internet turn into the shock of a life-time when he visits Omegle for the first time and...well...runs into someone he know's. Very short. Masturbation
. my first attempt at anything even remotely lemony really? So constructive criticism or tips are welcome for future reference
Naruto, M, English, words: 651, favs: 5, follows: 2, 6/9/2013, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
After 7 years apart from Kurt, Blaine is engaged to Sebastian and close to getting married to him, but can he change his mind in the very last minute? Rated T for light masturbation
and slight gun violence.
Glee, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 8k+, favs: 2, 3/23/2013, Kurt H., Blaine A.
It's a Sanzo thing
by shadowed vamp
Each one needs him and sees what they do in a different light. To Sanzo it's just another part of the burdens he has to carry. Warning: POV's. M/M sex, oral, anal, hand job, masturbation
Saiyuki, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 759, favs: 4, 8/13/2012, G. Sanzo, Sanzo-ikkou
In the night
by shadowed vamp
It's all ways the quiet ones you have to watch out for, and with Hakkai it's expected. But what will happen when the mistress of chaos demands her payment one night? Warning s : Masturbation
, non-con, discipline, use of inanimate objects not intended for sex, exhibitionism, humiliation.
Saiyuki, M, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 8/13/2012, Hakkai C., Lirin
1 Velvet Goldmine Shuffle Challenge
My response to the Ipod Shuffle Challenge, details of which are found within. Contains mostly Brian oriented drabbles, with a bit of Curt and Arthur, and a smattering of Mandy. Rated T for mild language, and mentions of masturbation
Velvet Goldmine, T, English, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 11/13/2013