Do you have a defibrulator? Cause my heart stopped when I saw you5/10/2012 #31 Report
Girl: do you think I'm pretty?
Guy: No, I think your a beautiful Goddess.5/11/2012 #32 Report
Guy: Excuse me but, do you have headphones?
Girl: Um... no. Why?
Guy: I want to drown your voice in my head.5/16/2012 #33 Report
Guy: do you have a rocket?
Girl: no why
Guy: I want to take you outta this world.5/24/2012 #35 Report
Twilight one :)
Edward: My sister can see the future, so let me clue you in. It's me and you.
And this is a pretty funny Emmett to Rosalie one.
My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…7/18/2012 . Edited 7/18/2012 #37 Report
The craziest pick-up line I've ever heard:
I wanna check you for ticks-Brad Paisley7/18/2012 #38 Report
Girl: *swiming and sees a boy drowning* *pulls him to the shore* *preforms CPR*
Boy: *wakes up* Am I dead?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Because I see an Angel
Girl: *frowns, slightly confused* Huh?
Boy: I see an Angel, and its you.10/20/2012 #40 Report
Hahahaha, once my boyfriend told me, "hey baby, there's some numbers missing on my license plate, can I have yours?" lol,2/18/2013 #42 Report