YOOOOOOOOO XD It seems like yesterday I made this account! But I haven't updated this in 2 years! 2019 went by fast!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. You're first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cry's
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
Name: You can call me Real-Chan, Real Critic, Kana, Kana-Chan, realfanficcritic, Tenshimeowmanga, Bubble-Chan, Bubblegumpranker, Or Author-Chan
Age: none of your beeswax
Grade: Kindergarten, Obviously
Gender: Female (I'm a tomboy girlish mix)
Hair color: dark brownish-black
Eye color: dark brown
Chinese zodiac: wood rooster
Birth date: 1 September
Idol: my mother
My theme songs: My songs know what you did in the dark, Bad apple, the resistance, pika girl, around the world!
Song that represents my life: Loser
Favorite color: blue, purple, yellow, crimson, midnight blue, green, white, black, silver and orange
Favorite animal: cat
Favourite song: Weak
Favourite beyblade character: Yu Tendo, Tsubasa Otori, Kyoya Tategami and Nile
Favourite pokemon: eve evoltion, purple, two-tailed., Espeon
Favorite anime: well shit... I would have to say Naruto
my cat lilly
Metal Masters Beyblade
Annoying the shit out of people
cussing (hidan's is my spirit animal, on this one XDD)
spending time with my fam.
and much more.
pink ( the colour not the singer)
DORA (she's freaky and always stares)
Hunters (they hunt animals ;_;)
And much more that you don't really want to know about.
And my sister frenemy Katelyn
The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.)
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
() You have run into a glass/screen door. (it hurt too)
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
() You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
() You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
() You didn't notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
() You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
() People have called you slow.
() You have accidentally caught something on fire.
() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you
() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
i got a 11/18 so i am not that dumb!
--///\--if you are against
The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.
The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family
That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.
That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.
The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.
The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.
You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart!
What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night? (Yu)
me: what is it Yu
yu: i had a nightmare
me: me to what was yours about?
yu: a big scary tree
me: mine to lets go wake up Tsubasa!
number 3 walks in while you're showering? (Tsubasa)
Me: Hey Tsubasa, like the veiw.
Tsubasa: *blushes* n-no, I MEAN y-YEs, N-noo i dont know *runs out*.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Kyoya/Ryuto)
Me: Okay as long as it is yaoi I am fine
Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Gingka)
Me: Gingka, what's that?
Gingka: I call it... A Little Bit of Everything.
me: OH MY GOD IT MOVED!!!
Ginka*beats it with ladle* okay i think it is dead now want to give it a try?
me: sure what harm can it do *take a bite*
One week later
here lies Real-Chan
Died from food posioning
Author to lots, she will be missed
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Nile)
My thoughts: he is so handsome, oh i know PRANK HIM!!!!*laughs evilly in head*
Me:NILE WAKE UP THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING!!!
Nile: AHHHHH HELP ME KANA!!
Me: And you swallow.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Zeo)
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Kenta)
Me: How did you get in here?
Kenta: Got run over by fans.
me: that sucks I feel bad for you
Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Ryuto)
Well, it's only natural his bother is the evil Dragon Emperor!!!!
Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Ryuga)
Me: Ryuga, Ryu-Ryu, FANG, RYU- RYU, RYUGAAAAA I SHALL PUT THE WRATH OF GOD IN YOU IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Masamune: OMG ARE YOU OK?!
Me: You're not helping, LIKE AT ALL, you useless person
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Tsubasa)
Tsubasa: Happy birthday *gives me a CAT BACKPACK*
Me: BEST PRESENT EVER!!!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Kyoya)
Kyoya: I'm gonna go have a shower.
Me: But the house is on fire.
Kyoya: At least I'll be surrounded by water.
Me: what if the curtain lights on fire hmm
Kyoya: I have the shower I can put it on cold and blast the flames
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Gingka)
PEGASUS LANDED ON ME AND I FELL THROUGH THE ROOF!!!
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: (Yu)
Yu: Wasn't Ryuga ignoring you not too long ago.
Me: yeah but he is hot so I will forgive him for now
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Zeo)
I cant be dumped if I have a fiance!
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Ryuto)
Shouts at me?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Ryuga)
Ryuga: SHUT UP
Me: *starts crying*
all characters except Ryuga: This Is your fault fix it!!!
Ryuga: ummmm there there? he tried
me: *continues crying*
ryuga: *giveS me Lolli*
I* stops crying*
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Yu)
He's so cute X3
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (Masamune/Ryuto)
Me: You can't date him!
Masamune: Why not?
Me: Because he is getting married to Kyoya tomorrow!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? (Tsubasa)
Me: Tsubasa we cannot date I am married to Ryuga so... *Calls Ryuga over*
Me: Ryuga I just had an amazing idea!
Ryuga: What is it?
Me: I can just ship everyone with everyone! WE CAN HAVE A MASSIVE YOAI PARTY
Tsubasa: now that's settled we have another problem
Tsubasa: I don't have parents
me: than meet mine! But they don't believe you exist so if they look at you weird just stare at them!
Tsubasa: Um Okay?
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Kyoya/Ryuto)
They are getting married tomorrow so it doesn't matter
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Gingka/Nile)
Nile: Not in a million years will I ever kiss you!
Gingka: I'm okay with that
Me: also because he is in love with Kyoya
Nile: N-NO *blushing*
Me: And you Ginky, are obviously in love with Ryu-Ryu
Ginka: *blushes* AM NOT
Me: You can't run Ginka the gay always finds you
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do? (Nile)
Nile wouldn't do that he is in love with kyoya
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Zeo)
Me: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!! GO LOOK AT TOBY INSTEAD!
Ria: What, I was in the middle of fighting my discontinued book fans, who are pissed because I discontinued my book! so Yeah thanks
Me: Answer the QUESTION!!!!!
Ria: This is your profile
Me: can you please answer the God Damn question! You might hurry Asylum is about to come out
Ria: Who the hell is this Asylum?
Me: Asylum is one of my masks I put on! She is my insane and weirder side!
RIa: Ughhh, he needs to be dismembered, their problem solved
ME: *sweatdrop* Ummm, moving on...
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? (Kenta)
Me: Yu might give you a chance if you ask him
Me: yeah, here I will help you out, YUUUUUU COME HERE!
yu walks in*
Me: Kenta wants to go on a date with you
Yu*blushes* Y-YOUR KIDDING, DON'T MESS WITH MY FEELINGS KANA-KA, YOUR SO STINKY!
Me: who said i was kidding Yu-Chan?
Yu: *face red as tomatao* *faints*
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Ryuto)
Ryuto is getting married tomarrow
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Ryuga/Yu)
They must have tripped yu is to innocent to kiss someone and Ryu-Ryu is to emo
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Tsubasa/Kyoya)
i am thinking pervy toughts
Me*goes up to door* *knocks*
ME: GUYS DON'T FORGET TO USE CONDOMS
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Yu/Nile)
Everybody on the list are in the relation ship, Just add Toby
Would 2 trust 5? (Masamune/Gingka)
Me: they are friends and rivals so yes
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Kyoya/Ryuga)
Me: *tells Kyoya about my plan to ship everyone together*
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Gingka/Yu)
Yu and Gingka: FOOD CLASS!!!!
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? (Nile/Tsubasa)
Um... possibly something that doesn't have bird in it, so most likely something from africa
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Ryuga/Ryuto)
Ryuga and Ryuto at same time: KILLING PEOPLE!!!
ME: Okay i will train you guys to be assassins!
every body: AREN'T YOU CONCERNED AT ALL
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Kenta/Gingka)
Gingka: Where's my hair? O.O
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Ryuto/Nile)
Nile: WHO IS IT!!!
Nile: *Blushes* *faints*
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Ryuto/Ryuga)
There loves *giggles pervasively*
1 accidentally kicked 10? (Yu/Ryuga)
Ryuga: I'm gonna kill you!
Yu: It was an accident!!
Me: *appears behind yu with a professional perverts smirk*
Me: i scared him for you!
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (Masamune/Ryuto)
Ryuto: Why am I not surprised?!
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Nile)
i wouldn't forget him
7 won the lottery? (Zeo)
Me: now you can buy condoms and lube for masamune and toby so you all can go at it!
Zeo Masamune and Toby all at same time: *blushes* NO
8 had quite a big secret? (Kenta)
Me: What is it???
Kenta: Not telling.
Me: i will send the fangirls after you
Kenta: I-I like Yu O-okay!
Me: oh, yeah, that is not a secret
9 became a singer? (Ryuto)
Me: Go Ryuto!
Kyoya: Why am I here?
Me: Because I said so and he is your husband
Kyoya: you forced us all to marry so i don't care
me: i will send the yoai fangirls after you
Kyoya: *shuts up*
10 got a daughter? (Ryuga)
me: He is a blood thirsty killer, i don't want to subjuct a child to that-
Every body: *sighs* thats good
Me:- with out a knife!
What would 1 think of 2? (Yu/Masamune)
Yu: I think Masamoo-moo is an absolute idiot.
Tsubasa: I taught him that!
Me: i am not going to say this is wrong
What would 4 envy about 5? (Kyoya/Gingka)
Kyoya: I'm not saying anything.
What dream would 5 have about 6? (Gingka/Nile)
Gingka: Where am I?
Nile: Why does everyone say that?
Gingka: I don't know. But seriously, where am I?
Ginka: is that a food?
Me and nile: *faceplams* NO YOU IDIOT!
What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Nile/Zeo)
They're both strong bladers.
What would make 7 angry at 8? (Zeo/Kenta)
Where would 8 meet 9? (Kenta/Ryuto)
What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Ryuto/Ryuga)
idk? he found condoms under Ryuga's bed?
What would make 1 scared of 10? (Yu/Ryuga)
Um he didn't help him during that one episode, he betrad him, he tripped onto him, does that awnser your question?
Is 3 Gay? (Tsubasa)
Tsubasa: well i dated you
ME: you would be on bottom
Tsubasa: but i am a boy?
ME: its called a strap on honey
Tsubasa: * Blushes*
How do you feel right now?
HUNGRY!!!!! FOR CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! and cramps i fucking hate periods (7-26-18)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I fucking hate all of the people who actually had this happen to them
Me vs. Cussing (if i actually cussed at my full extent i would make a sailor die from blushing too much!)
Tea so thanks so calling me sweet, thanks
A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark grows on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful, so thank you for the compliment!
Thing so thanks i am so fucking insane that my fucking name translates to Asylum, and not insane, also princess so yeah…..
Whore translates to hooker, which means i can get the guys/girls while you, well lets just say that part skipped your generation, because all i see is a mistake in her/his daddy’s condom
Shut up means:
Be quiet, well guess you are about to be sorely disappointed
Stupid has no bounds but genius does, so that means if all the geniuses die in this world, then we can expand even further in to the world, with stupidity at are side!
So don’t insult someone who could be a valuable asset in the future!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
I myself am Bisexuall so i suppot it!!! I would even if i was straight
98% of Fan Fiction Readers = Yaoi Fangirls. If you don't give two shits about the statistics and just want to read about two guys fucking madly, copy and paste this to your profile
This is so true!!!
This is an original rap, creator of rap : Tenshimeowmanga , "free for anybody to use!"- Tenshimeowmanga
There was dream
she was thinking things
should i cut or should i not
she always thought
she sliced and diced
at her skin
keepen' it bundled up
until she burst
she sliced and sliced
she could not stop
she hit a vein
and she thought
in her final moments
why did i cut,
to relive the pain?
that girl then passed
her family grieved thinkin'
why did she die?
what was she thinkin'
Re-post this rap on your profile if you don't like cutting
Put This On Your Page If You Have Ever Felt.. (put an x beside it)
[x] heart broken
[x] as though you're nothing
[x] not needed
[x] disappointed in yourself or others
[x] as though no one cares for you
One early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody ,tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund, TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super proof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope, beyblademaster, DragonFang2011, Dazardz, SpyWolf8, Tenshimeowmanga
1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
WHAT WAS YOUR:
Last beverage: water
Last phone call: My sister
Last txt message: my sister
Last song you listened to: La Di Da, i am listening to it as i write this
Last time you actually cried: i saw my aunts kitten, she was so tiny!, i cried tear of happiness
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: nope
Kissed someone and regretted it: my dog
been cheated on: MY FUCKING EX
Lost someone special: My uncle, my poppy, my hamster, my guinea pig, my fishes
Been depressed: i was ignored so i pulled anime depression in real life!
Been drunk and threw up: on laughter whIle i was eating, so my mother had to do the heimlich maneuver on me! *
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried that you have read the chant,you will meet this little the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.
Direction pick 10 characters from any one anime and awnser the questions from there veiw, don't forget to put your self in them to!;)
3. Rock lee
Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before? (Sasuke/Shino)
Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Rock Lee)
He has muscles!
Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Kakashi/Iruka)
Iruka: KAKASHI GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW
Kakashi: yes dear
me: Kakashi your a baby daddy!
Me*sighs* he is so childish
Iruka: *nods* and perverted
Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Kiba)
one on wattpad, i forgot what it is called it is a naruto x kiba, its cover is akumaru pushing kiba to kiss naru-chan!
Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple? (Shikamaru/Naruto)
Definitely yes! it's called ShikaNaru!!!!
Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine? (Itachi x Neji or Itachi x Kiba)
Ita-Chan belongs with Naruto, Sasuke, Obito, Kakashi, or kisame no one else
Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship? (Shikamaru, Rocklee x Neji)
Shikamaru: i'm to lazy to tell anyone
Me: that's an acceptable answer!
Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction? (Naruto/kakshi)
Student loves teacher, teacher lover student, the mixing for a scandle, Warnings: StudentxTeacher, Yoai, Bondage, Mpreg!
Q9 - Is their such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Itachi/Shino)
Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Iruka/Sasuke)
The dolphin's sharigan
Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic? (Rocklee x Shikamaru)
Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash? (shikamaru het, Kiba Slash)
IDK WHAT A HET IS I HAVE NEVER READ A SLASH!
Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose? (Kiba)
Who let the dogs out
Q14 - If you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be? (Naruto/RockLee/Kakashi)
This will cause you to bleach out you eyes after shoving them down a volcano, after putting them in the digestive system of a skeleton monster
Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Neji/Sasuke)
Your chakra is the only one for me?
Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight. (Shino/Neji)
Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex? (Shikamaru, Naruto/Iruka)
Shikamaru: *blushes* Um... i left the stove on *runs out and closes door*
Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together? (Itachi/Iruka)
I wouldn’t need one because I’ll never write one because itachi belongs with the three people i mentioned earlier, but i ship ItaNAru and KakaIru
Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash? (Shikamaru)
Idk possibly, oh wait i don't have any!
Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het? (Rock Lee)
IDFK WTF A HET IS, also i have friends in the negitive #'s -_-
Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one? (Iruka)
i don't have any friends...
Q22 - Would you write two/four/five? (Naruto/Itachi/Sasuke)
YES, but alas i have no fucking patience to type or write it all down! But yes if I wasn't so lazy!
Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Shino)
Nothing, he is shino, he doesn't yell, he is stoic
Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five? (Sasuke)
an hour ago its (7:35 7/27/2018 in cali. USA)
Q25 - What is six's secret kink? (Kakashi)
You don't know what ideas he gets from icha icha paradise
Q26 - Would one shag nine? (Iruka/Kiba)
IDK WTF THIS MEANS EITHER WTF IS SHAG???? Edit: no he wouldn't...
Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top? (Rock Lee/ Shikamaru)
I don't know, most likely Rock Lee
So I would have edited it all, but I am fucking lazy!
wattpad: realfanficcritic, I go on this one everyday!
wattpad: iris09012005, I rarely go on this profile! As in I haven't been on it in about a year!!
Fanfiction.net: Tenshimeowmanga, obviously
Fanfiction.net: Bubblegumpranker, I do go on this on occasion
Thoses are my reading accounts
i forgot all my social media ones! XD