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Joined Dec '17

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,

attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work/school... :)

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up …" of "LETS DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public

BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number

BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIENDS: will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.