Kinda Sorta Important Note: So if by some miracle you've found my profile, because I have no idea why else you would be looking at this, I would like to say that I know that I am a terrible author(did I even spell that right...) and that I like to think that I can come up with really good ideas...but alas I can't put them into any semblance of a coherent story. Something that I know is that I can be a really good proof-reader, on fanfiction they have all of these requirements to become a beta reader and I don't think I even come close to meeting any of them but whatever...So if by that same miracle that you found this profile, you happen to need some small random idea for a story(names, color of something, anything at all), some kind of big idea, or maybe your normal beta reader is sick and can't help you for awhile and you need somebody, anybody to look at a chapter or something for you...you can ask me. I suggest NOT looking at the stories I have to see what kind of writer I am but you can. I always find myself reading stories and liking them but thinking "this person needs beter grammar" or "wow, that's just too predictable" I honestly want to help people have excellent writing, not that it isn't fantastic already! But really not everyone has great grammar, spelling or vocabulary, not to say that I'm perfect by any stretch of the word, I just know how to improve other people's writing better than my own.
Wow if that wan't one big rammble, I don't really know what is...oh well. I really do hope that I can help someone.
Here's a thought
when people try to commit suicide and they wake up alive in the hospital, the nurse will say "you're lucky that we could save you"...wouldn't that be bad since they were trying to kill themselves...and not be alive...
yeah so i couldn't think of anything else to do to put off my homework so i am doing this...sooooo...
this was a while a goI'd just like to say that we have recently foud out that the family of birds(mama bird and 3-4 babies)we thought lived in a tree outside our houe are actually living in a vent on the side of our house right next to my room(...so that's why i'm going insane...aaaaahhhhhhh...that makes sense)
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!You had a furbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shut up!!
You remember the ORIGINAL cooooookie crisp commercial with with the little doggy and not that stupid wolf they have now...
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
A POEM FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT
THE COLD WITHIN
(i don't know who wrote this)
Six humans trapped by happenstance
In dark and bitter cold
Each one possessed a stick of wood,
Or so the story’s told.
Their dying fire in need of logs,
The first woman held hers back
For on the faces around the fire
She noticed one was black.
The next man looking cross the way
Saw one not of his church,
And couldn’t bring himself to give
The fire his stick of birch.
The third man just sat back and thought
Of the wealth he had in store.
And how to keep what he had earned
From the lazy, shiftless poor.
The black man’s face bespoke revenge
As the fire passed from sight,
For all he saw in his stick of wood
Was a chance to spite the white.
The last man of this forlorn group
Did naught except for gain.
Giving only to those who gave
Was how he played the game.
The logs held tight in death’s still hands
Was proof of human sin.
They didn’t die from the cold without,
They died form the cold within.
HERE'S ANOTHER THING TO THINK ABOUT
if you hate child abusing, copy it to your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child Abuse: Make it stop!
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Other Random Stuff
name: not really important
age: 17 yippee for me
occupation: currently doing some intern graphic design work
likes: to many to name
dislikes: WAY to many to name, but my main dislike is any form of paper work and yard work!
IMPORTANT COMMENT: it seems that lots of the good stories take at least half a year to update and I, along with many other people, highly dislike that and if your reading this and are one of those people I ask that you think about updating very soon please, if you do, thank you very much, if you don't...then oh well...
"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." -Dane Cook - i actually googled it...it aparently means irratable
"Coming up next on Discovery...the world's deadliest pinyata - Adam form Myth Busters, the Hindenberg myth- i know i spelled that wrong and i don't care...
“ Lord of Dreams that Terrify, Sword of the cold dark void, free yourself from the heavens bonds, become one with my power, one with my body, and let us walk the path of destruction together! Power that can smash even the souls of the Gods! Ragna Blade!” -from the anime Slayers never seen it probably not gonna but i like this...soooo pleasant...
"Stupid, satanic clock…" -Kira from Dancing at the End of Time by Wolf of the Red Moon
"If we are so different, why do we feel so lost and sad inside?" ~minimuffin-on-acid
"I cry when I smile
I cry when I laugh
I cry when you look at me.
But only when you look away do the tears fall..." ~minimuffin-on-acid
"I'm not evil...I'm just misunderstood with a malicious intent..."- this is from a guy in my Latin and CAD class...he says hi...
"Curta Supellex" -Latin insult meaning slow witted or ignorance or stupidity
-"Are you the embodiment of evil?"me
-"yes where do you think you get it all from?"my mom
-"Yeah...your right..."-conversation between me and my mom after she put a container of old peasalad im my dad's car...gross
"Don't worry, he'll come back, he always comes back" -my sister about a wood pecker that lives in our back yard
"A good man who goes wrong is just bad man who has been found out" -some guy...i found this in the news paper some where
"They never sleep...their goal is to drive me insane...and it's working" -me about birds that live in a vent on the side of our house and are always awake
"You throw like a sisy man!" -my mom to my dad(yes i know she can be evil at times)
"I have an over-active conscience...there should be medication for that..." -me
"I applaud your stupidity..." -me
"Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backward" -Soren Kierkegaard
"avoid being reincarnated as a slug" -don't know but not me
"Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret" -Laurence J. Peter-I got this form another person
"If for every step you take you take two steps back, how do move forward at all? Walk backwards you idiot" -me(i love this one)
"Depresion is anger without enthusiasm" -i don't know where i got this but it's from someone else
"A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory" -i have no clue where i got this, i just remember it
"Always doubt your sanity" -me
"Alright that's it, bust out the fantasy world" -me
"Damn you tetris, damn you" -a stick man picture at
My Thoughts On...Random Things
crossovers of stories must be written correctly or they just suck, most that I have read so far are fairly decent
gay pairings(alsoknown as yaoi...or something like that)MUST be written believably to the character or you are just ruining it
Gay pairings of OBVIOUSLY very straight people is annoying
pie is good
violence is nice, destruction is fun, death is great, arsenic is even better =)
making characters seem different than they are supposed to be is annoying, somethings just shouldn't be changed. It can be done well but you have to make it seem real
people should update their stories sooner
i hate my hair
i love summer
i hate cleaning
i hate the word trickling...i don't know why i just do
(i said random things)
Koinoniphobia- fear of rooms
Alliumphobia- Fear of garllic
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
(Talk about commitment issues!)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names
(got this from EcoliandDahChihuahua's profile)
( )_( )
(='.'=) Rabbit-kun says, "YAOI RULES AND YOU KNOW IT!" (...only sometimes...)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies! MWAHAHA!
If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
If youve ever slaped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)
If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have so many of those copy and paste things on your profile that you can't remember which ones you have anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you want anything just send me a message, yeah thats about all I feel like saying so ok then have a nice rest of your life!...for however long it may be!
Last Updated: 4-4-10