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392Harry Potter the Warlord Prince »
Harry meets a trio of new teachers. And learns a few new tricks. But can he survive being tutored by the High Lord of Hell, The Sadist, and Lucivar Yaslana? Can they survive teaching Harry? Crossover with the Black Jewels Universe.Harry Potter, M, English, Fantasy & Supernatural, chapters: 32, words: 126k+, favs: 406, follows: 506, updated: 9/26/2021 published: 5/14/2006, Harry P., Ginny W.
41Cut Bait »
Worm scenes and vignettes. AU starts with Danny and Taylor against the Terrible Trio in the Principals office. Alan Barns is reminded that power comes in many forms and some things get settled out of court.Worm, M, English, Sci-Fi & Family, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 177, follows: 190, updated: 4/13/2016 published: 4/8/2016, Skitter, Danny H.
40The Chaos Child
More happened on that fateful Halloween than anyone could have ever known. The effects of some Old Family traditions might take years to show.Harry Potter, T, English, Supernatural & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 158, follows: 245, 2/4/2011, Harry P.
92Ninja Crack »
My silly one shot folder for stories in the Naruto universe.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, chapters: 8, words: 8k+, favs: 172, follows: 161, updated: 10/3/2008 published: 11/16/2007
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Heir of Gringotts »
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHoHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 548, follows: 281, updated: 7/25/2008 published: 5/9/2007
216Odd Ideas Bin aka Weird Sh Folder »
A collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance, chapters: 10, words: 12k+, favs: 194, follows: 179, updated: 1/13/2008 published: 3/12/2007, Hermione G.
221Harry Potter and the Master of Past and Present »
At the end of Harry's fifth year, a new player joins the game. Can he be trusted? What if by helping him Harry is releasing something even worse than Voldemort into the world?Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 11, words: 39k+, favs: 225, follows: 275, updated: 8/20/2007 published: 10/23/2006
220Project Chaos »
Harry tries to kill himself and discovers just how powerful he really is. Mayhem and police chases ensue as out hero sets out to explore his awakened strength and piss off as many people as he can. Nihilist and Libertine influences abound. Harrymulti shipHarry Potter, M, English, Supernatural & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, favs: 460, follows: 615, updated: 8/13/2007 published: 7/17/2007
146Fugitive Fates »
Sequel to Taking Hostages. Join the newly married Harry and Gabrielle Potter as they try to figure everything out during the one year truce with Voldemort. Some comedy, some plot, and a few Zombies thrown in for fun. HPGDHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 15k+, favs: 311, follows: 467, updated: 6/18/2007 published: 4/30/2007, Harry P., Gabrielle D.
102A Birthday Wish »
An old Pureblood ComingofAge ritual goes slightly wrong leaving Harry Potter to try to deal with a life that is irrevocably changed. Who knew blowing out a candle and making a wish could lead to this? Pairings TBA, UPDATED RARELY!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 149, follows: 269, updated: 5/19/2007 published: 2/28/2007, Harry P.
237 Taking Hostages »
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGDHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 17k+, favs: 885, follows: 490, updated: 4/28/2007 published: 2/21/2007, Harry P., Gabrielle D.
66 You Really Shouldn't
You really shouldn't read this story. I'm serious, don't do it. Bad things happen to people who ignore my warnings. Ok fine, go ahead but don't complain later. You brought this on yourself. Dark postHBPHarry Potter, M, English, Horror & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 117, follows: 37, 4/20/2007
150 Warriors of the Clan
One day the wizarding world changed forever. No one noticed. Seven years later the search for Harry Potter reaches it's peak but no trace of the young boy is found. Then Professor McGonagall notices something very strange on her admittance list, a goblin!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 407, follows: 303, 4/16/2007
71 Tea and Sympathy »
HP BtVS Cat who walks through walls crossover. Part of Tales from the Barman series originally started by Methos on www tthfanfic com, add some dots, remove some spaces, you know the drill. Harry walks into Xanders bar looking for something to drink.X-overs, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 10k+, favs: 150, follows: 63, updated: 3/29/2007 published: 3/26/2007
114 Matters of Honor
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.Harry Potter, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 559, follows: 174, 3/13/2007
743The Next Great Adventure »
After Sirius embarks on the Next Great Adventure, a letter from him encourages Harry to consider his own. Harry is beginning to see the truth of the world and embarks on a strange trip. Later chapters feature a slightly different slytherin Harry and mayheHarry Potter, T, English, chapters: 20, words: 74k+, favs: 884, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/23/2007 published: 8/14/2006
41 Traditions
What traditions do each of the Houses at Hogwarts have to make sure their new students understand the house ideals? Do they haze them? Are there secrets that they do not share outside the House? What makes a Gryffindor instead of a Ravenclaw or Slytherin?Harry Potter, T, English, Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 107, follows: 31, 1/29/2007
44 The Value of Teamwork
Quick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 223, follows: 63, 12/2/2006, Harry P., Cedric D.
44 Ginny's Potion Woes
Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.Harry Potter, T, English, Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 128, follows: 50, 11/27/2006, Harry P., Ginny W.
60Rock'n and Sock'n
AU What if Harry tapped into his Slytherin side at the end of his first year? What would happen if a slightly more streetwise Harry fought Voldemort for the stone. Most likely a One Shot.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 161, follows: 131, 11/27/2006, Harry P., Q. Quirrell
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