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57 Connie Go Lightly » Conrad Achenleck buys groceries for Hanna Cross. He knows how to get stains out of the dead man's shirts. He even lends his couch to the Seelie orphan, and helps a werewolf with her self-image crisis. One would think Conrad Achenleck was a nice guy, by these examples. Doc Worth is burdened by the truth of the matter; Conrad isn't nice, and that's what makes him perfect. Slash.
Hanna is not a Boys Name, M, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 37, words: 88k+, favs: 29, follows: 36, updated: 10/3/2018 published: 12/29/2011, [Conrad A., Dr. Worth] Hanna F., Veser
60Twilight GS : An Epic Rewrite » As lemony-lime as a week in the Keys: it's the NSFW adventures of Bernardo Charles Swan! MC genderswitch; genre overhaul; POV spices all-ups-ins this plot-warpery; snarky punk narrative exactly as obnoxious as you never knew you wanted. SLASH, OC, OOC, DE, BGR (big gay rewrite), R&R, BBQ, RPG (jk), TTYL, BBFN
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 24, words: 115k+, favs: 81, follows: 69, updated: 11/9/2015 published: 12/23/2010, [Edward, OC] Jacob, Jasper
iberian river They need not wade through the murky pull of your origins, for you are a river whose course was already carved before you by indifferent waters. [slash, tw for dubcon and incest]
Dragon Age, M, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 3k+, follows: 2, 12/18/2014, Fenris, Carver H., Hawke
3patroclus Doctor Lecter seems nearly embarrassed, caught in a moment of idle habit. Will Graham is desperate to find the cracks in Hannibal's armor, so that his end might not be a violent one. Hannigram, slash, must be -this- tall to read. Gratuitous literary debate. UST.
Hannibal, T, English, Horror & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 11, 7/11/2014, [Hannibal L., Will G.]
18As Howling Wind Across the Steppes » Mathain Mahariel has been cast adrift in a sea of violence, lust and betrayal. m!Mahariel/Alistair, prompted by a severe lack thereof at k!meme.
Dragon Age, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 20k+, favs: 10, follows: 28, updated: 7/9/2014 published: 10/1/2012, Mahariel, Alistair
brace Anders disappears. Merrill disappears. Isabela remains disappeared. Is it a storm, that plucks these friends all up from Hawke's life so neatly, like chickens in a gale? Fenris disappears. By the time Pentaghast arrives in Kirkwall, Hawke too has disappeared. Character Death. Slash. m!Mahariel/Carver
Dragon Age, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 7/4/2014, [Carver H., Mahariel] [Fenris, Hawke]
13 Catamite » "Have they Catamites in Antiva?" - "But of course. Same as anywhere, I imagine." - m!surana, genfic slash.
Dragon Age, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 9, words: 26k+, favs: 21, follows: 11, updated: 7/3/2014 published: 5/9/2011, Surana, Jowan, Alistair, Zevran A.
23 Evolution'ry Process » "It was like I woke up last week and Old Shaun was back." - "So the first thing you do when faced with a beehive is step on it?" SxD, 1stPOV, SLASH
Assassin's Creed, M, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 15k+, favs: 81, follows: 44, updated: 6/16/2014 published: 3/1/2011, [Shaun H., Desmond M.]
2s h o c k » Joseph Jameson, eyes wide open against the cracked leather seating, tries to sleep. A clatter, a scuff, world rocked into bright shattered mayhem by the grenade. If the body is the mind's support system, then survival is primal. [slash, gore, psychodrama]
Fallout, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 1/27/2014 published: 12/29/2011, [Lone Wanderer, Leo S.]
2Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Married » "You asked me what the last thing I remembered was. Obviously that's a stupid question, 'cause the last thing I'm gonna remember is you asking it." White/Orange, post-heist, slash. General ResDogs shenanigans, character death (obv.), special guest stars Robert De Niro and Samuel L. Jackson.
Reservoir Dogs, M, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 16, words: 18k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 1/15/2014 published: 2/2/2013, [Mr. Orange, Mr. White] Mr. Blonde, Mr. Pink
1i n d e l i b l e "Five times Blonde tried to make an impression on Orange, and the one time Orange actually made an impression right back." 2nd POV. Blonde/Orange. Slash.
Reservoir Dogs, M, English, Crime & Romance, words: 786, favs: 1, follows: 2, 1/15/2014, [Mr. Blonde, Mr. Orange]
4Junkyard Hounds vol I » Orange looked like he'd been around the block, sure, but there was no way he was out of his thirties, if that. Heroin had tattooed the inside of his left arm like a bad girlfriend, and Larry tried to clear the booze from his vision to study the upstart as surely as he himself was being studied. Orange/White AU, 'reverse roles' prompt at k!meme. Slash.
Reservoir Dogs, M, English, Crime & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 20k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, updated: 1/15/2014 published: 2/2/2013
1Feast of the Pariah "He came to the Qun as most viddathari do; a small, dangerous, broken thing." 1st POV Sten, m!Surana, implied character death, alternate ending.
Dragon Age, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 1/14/2014, Surana, Sten
2Into the Alley to Bless the Dirt » It was not as if the affair would cost them their friendship... a thing which they neither possessed, nor wanted. Slash. Anders/Fenris, 2nd POV
Dragon Age, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, follows: 5, 1/13/2014, Anders, Fenris, Hawke, Isabela
4 accidentally on purpose It's like an accident, even when it's not. Orange POV, slash, oneshot.
Reservoir Dogs, T, English, Suspense & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 14, 12/25/2013, Mr. White, Mr. Orange
4c a n d y c o r n » The Heist has been foiled; Joe Cabot apprehended; a few good dogs have died. Holdaway is ecstatic: Detective Newandyke's cover remains intact. Freddy now has the inside position they need to net the really big fish, so long as he can keep his own guilt in check and avoid Vega's ever-deepening scrutiny. AE/AU. Blonde/Orange slash. Tarantino!verse zombie apocalypse.
Reservoir Dogs, M, English, Horror & Crime, chapters: 7, words: 13k+, favs: 1, follows: 6, updated: 7/29/2012 published: 7/9/2012
2 Gravity Theorem Alistair wakes up with a case of the concussive-type amnesias, and mistakes his Grey Warden bond for something more... significant. m!surana/alistair slash k!meme shenanigans
Dragon Age, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 3, 7/10/2012, Alistair, Surana
2 Taking Aim Aen slides his arm from Alistair's shoulder. "Tsk. That nearly hurts my feelings." - "All one of them?" - "Indeed, you break my heart." - "Leaving you with half a walnut." / a light-hearted one-shot for a prompt requesting dialogue. slash, m!surana
Dragon Age, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 1, 5/1/2012, [Surana, Alistair]
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