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Albus and Harry's World Trip »
After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 25, words: 141k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 5/5 published: 9/15/2019, Harry P., Albus D.
89 Xander Harris and the Trip Through Hell »
When the portal of Acathla opens, Xander jumps in to close the portal. Follows his journey through hell to find a way home. Badass Xander.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 36k+, favs: 882, follows: 682, updated: 8/18/2020 published: 11/2/2018, Xander H., Buffy S.
19Xander Harris and the Side-Trips Through Hell
Sequel to Xander Harris and the Trip Through Hell. Explores other minor adventures had during his time in Hell, along with the impacts his adventures caused throughout the demonic dimensions. A collection of side stories surrounding the original story, from multiple perspectives.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Adventure, words: 3k+, favs: 329, follows: 399, 8/18/2020, Xander H.
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Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse »
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.Harry Potter & X-overs, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 19, words: 75k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/8/2020 published: 10/1/2018, Harry P.
159 Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOTHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 996, follows: 366, 4/28/2020, Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L.
154 Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Crime, words: 2k+, favs: 950, follows: 323, 2/15/2020, Molly W.
291Harry Potter and the Burning of Bridges »
Collection of one shots where various Harry Potter characters will get more upset than in canon and end up saying or doing something that will likely destroy relationships, and possibly have long lasting plot impacts. Not meant to be bash-fic, but there will be some unforgiving interpretations of actions and words that will edge on bashing.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama, chapters: 8, words: 13k+, favs: 600, follows: 627, updated: 1/18/2020 published: 5/6/2019, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
4 Chidi's Answer
Set at mid-season final for season 4. Chidi had lifetimes to figure out an answer to the problems to existence. Now he just needs to convince The Judge to hear him out before she enforces a terrible judgement.Good Place, T, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 25, follows: 7, 1/3/2020, Eleanor S., Chidi A., Michael, Judge Gen
3The Doorman's Review
As the Soul Squad are in the IHOP, arguing for a spot in The Good Place, they discover an unlikely ally in the form of the Doorman. ONE-SHOTGood Place, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 9, 10/14/2019, Eleanor S., Chidi A., Jason M., Tahani A.
32 Ron and Agent J's Unintentional Team-Up
Auror Ron Weasley and Agent J are on the case to stop two rampaging beasts. Unfortunately, problems arrive when they both try to implement the "wiping witness memories" part of their jobs. ONE SHOTMen In Black & Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 252, follows: 104, 9/24/2019, Agent K, Agent J, Harry P., Ron W.
150 Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOTHarry Potter, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 424, 7/26/2019, Harry P., Albus D.
62 Harry Potter and the Half-Giant's Wand Rights
In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOTHarry Potter, T, English, Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 551, follows: 205, 4/7/2019, Harry P., Albus D.
141 Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOTHarry Potter, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 678, follows: 230, 2/11/2019, Hermione G., Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger
112 Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.Harry Potter, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 369, 12/29/2018, Harry P., Albus D.
88 Harry Potter and the Marriage Law
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOTHarry Potter, T, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 705, follows: 303, 10/20/2018, Harry P., Kingsley S.
67 Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass DumbledoreHarry Potter, T, English, Drama & Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 611, follows: 233, 9/27/2018, Lucius M., Albus D.
78 Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 534, follows: 215, 9/19/2018, Albus D.