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BUNNY!
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Name - Comic

Age - Old Enough

Gender - Does it matter?

Favorite Christmas Movies - White Christmas, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, The Year Without Santa Claus, Island Of Misfit Toys, The Santa Clause, Santa Buddies, Gremlins, Die Hard -

Favorite Horror/Halloween Movies - Scream, Friday the 13th franchise, Halloween franchise, Nightmare On Elm Street, Carrie, Gremlins, Psycho, John Carpenter's The Thing, Jeepers Creepers, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, The Happening, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Child's Play, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Aliens/Predators movies, Resident Evil, Hellraiser, It, The Conjuring, Final Destination, Insidious, The Amityville Horror, The Babadook, Night Of The Living Dead, The Descent, As Above So Below -

Favorite Whatever Movies - Marvel, DC Comics (I love the animated films, Live Action is meh), the Fast & Furious franchise, Marley and Me, Forrest Gump, Interstellar, Grown Ups, Saving Private Ryan, Jurassic Park, Back To The Future, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood Men In Tights, Spaceballs, Indiana Jones movies, Star Wars, Star Trek, Pulp Fiction, the Matrix movies, the Terminator movies, The Mummy (with Brendon Frasier) -

Favorite TV Shows - Chuck, Castle, Riverdale (that one I'm ashamed about), Blue Bloods, Law and Order SVU, The Rookie, The Order, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, 9-1-1, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Legacies, Madam Secretary, Criminal Minds, NCIS, Charmed (the original one, the remake was terrible), A Series Of Unfortunate Events, The Night Shift, Once Upon A Time, Merlin, Hart Of Dixie, Royal Pains -

Favorite Book Series - Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Divergent, Black Beauty, Grimm Fairy Tales, White Fang, Call Of The Wild, Alice In Wonderland Adventures -

Favorite Youtubers/YouTube Thing - SAO Abridged, DBZ Abridged, Smosh, Red vs Blue, RWBY, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Chilled Chaos, ZeRoyalViking, Seananners, The Valley Folk, SovietWomble, Crankgameplays, TheOdd1sout, JaidenAnimations, SomethingElseYT, JKNews, RoomieOfficial, Good Mythical Morning/Mythical Kitchen, Game Theory -

Anime I've Actually Watched - RoboTech, Seven Deadly Sins, Inuyasha, Kaze No Stigma, Aquarion, Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Full Metal Alchemist, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sword Art Online, Dragon Ball ( the orginal one, DBZ, DB:GT and DB:Super plus the movies), Fairy Tail, Attack On Titan, Naruto, Black Butler, No Game No Life, Absolute Duo, Freezing, Kuromukuro, Psycho Pass, Full Metal Panic -


FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

I'm a child of Hades and I'm a Slytherin. Oh, I'm also a child of Thor apparently.

My Fictionpress account: https://www.fictionpress.com/u/1128791/ I will eventually be posting original stories here, promise.

My cousin's Fictionpress account (Be nice to her or I will be very upset with you): https://www.fictionpress.com/u/1128793/- My cousin's FanFiction account: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/10263560/

My shared Fictionpress account where you can read Catch Me: https://www.fictionpress.com/u/1128796/

The link to Catch Me: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3337814/1/

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. (Yep.)

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. (Most definitely.)

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. (Doesn't everyone?)

4. Spell check is your best friend. (It lets me lean on it's shoulder and cry some days.)

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. (How else are the readers going to get the full picture?)

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. (*Sobs*)

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. (My babies!)

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. (I would write it better! Maybe, Possible...we'll find out later.)

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. (Never! Evil, evil word.)

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. (Don't talk about it.)

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. (All the time.)

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. (My poor mother, I never shut up about it.)

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. (Spell Check. Is. A. Thing)

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. (I'm hilarious! Just ask the voices in my head!)

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. (I know to spell hte!)

16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. (ADD, every author has it.)

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. (No...it's the voices, I swear.)

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing. (I thought it was pickle day once, true story.)

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (English teachers would hate me.)

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. (Non! Never! No! Stop it!)

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. ( *music plays, I start singing terribly* I don't want this night to end! *Cats yowl in the distance*)

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. (*Sobs* It's so sad! *sniffle*)

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. (I will survive!)

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (The writers don't know what they are doing.)

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. (It helps the thinking process.)

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. (I plan to legally marry mine.)

27. You dream about your stories. (How else do I get ideas?)

28. You dream of new stories. (See above.)

29. You often revisit some of your old stories. (It's nice to reminisce.)

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. (I'm known to respond incoherently to any version of my name when writing.)

due to the high risks of accidents from using doors (ie, getting hit in the face with doors, running into people, and accidentally walking into doors when not looking) diving out windows should be used whenever applicable.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy,

A bird can kiss a butterfly,

The morning sun can kiss the grass,

But you my friend can kiss my ass.

(Source unknown)

Don't judge me cause I'm quiet.

No one plans a murder out loud.

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Differences between Friends and Best Friends...

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince...

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you...

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying...

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry...

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda...

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you...

FRIENDS: Give their umbrella to you in the rain...

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and run...

FRIENDS: Will help you move...

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies...

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail...

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink...

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food...

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa...

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry...

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore...

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number...

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial...

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back...

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue..."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you...

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing...

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' a* that left you...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door...

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Ask for a tissue...

BEST FRIENDS: Use your shirt as a tissue...

FRIENDS: Ask to sleep over...

BEST FRIENDS: Already have their clothes packed...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone...

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

If you support our military and are grateful for their service copy and paste this onto your profile

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

LOL

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Love the stupidity and randomness.friends

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying?His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, plus you're probably a douche-bag.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

if yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Quiz!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;

youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him he's a fucking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldn't stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says

love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt he's really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything, she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..

I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.

Inspirational/Amazing Quotes

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is wasted.

My mission in life is not to merely survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.

Courage isn't the absence of fear, but is having that fear and pushing through anyway.

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

We know what we are, but know not what we may be.

Do or do not, there is no 'try'.

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Fairy tails are more than true: not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Everything you can imagine is real.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Well behaved women seldom make history.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...it has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Always do what you are afraid to do.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. it's a way of understanding it.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

Turn your wounds into wisdom.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Fake Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

REAL SMART FRIENDS: Will get you out and say "i bet that was fun" with no sarcasm in their voice and ask why you didn't invite them

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't assist you in anything.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help you cause terror and chaos in the world.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't help you in a fight.

REAL FRIENDS: Will bash their heads heads in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are friends.

REAL FRIENDS: Are brothers.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

favorite quotes:

"Give it a few months, you'll get used to it...or you'll have a psychotic episode." -Zed, Men In Black

"N! Y! P! D! Means I will kNock Your Punk-ass Down!" -Agent Jay(Will Smith), Men in Black.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone how doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!
Now swear it on the River Styx!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Murphy's War Law

1. Friendly fire - isn't.

2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.

3. Suppressive fires - won't.

4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. (if a marine fighter pilot is near you in combat...run...run far away, 'cuz he will most likely get you killed)

5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

9. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

10. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

11. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

12. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

13. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

14. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-when they're ready.
-when you're not.

15. NO PLAN ever survives initial contact.

16. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

17. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

18. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

19. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
The Ol' Ranger's addendum: Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!

20. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

21. The easy way is always mined.

22. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

23. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

24. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

25. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

26. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

27. Incoming fire has the right of way.

28. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

29. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

30. If the enemy is within range, so are you.

31. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

32. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

33. Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.

34. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

35. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).

36. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

37. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

38. Tracers work both ways.

39. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

40. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

41. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

42. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

43. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

44. Weather ain't neutral.

45. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.

46. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.'

47. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

48. Napalm is an area support weapon.

49. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

50. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

51. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

52. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

53. The one item you need is always in short supply.

54. Interchangeable parts aren't.

55. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

56. When in doubt, empty your magazine.

57. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

58. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

59. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

60. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

61. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

62. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

63. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

64. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

65. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

66. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

67. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

68. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.

69. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

70. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

71. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

72. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

73. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

74. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

75. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).

76. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

77. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

78. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

79. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

80. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

81. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

82. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else.

83. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

84. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

85. A Purple Heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

86. Murphy was a grunt.

87. Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

88. Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

89. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

90. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

91. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

92. The crucial round is a dud.

93. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

94. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

95. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

96. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him.

97. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

98. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

99. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

100. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

101. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

102. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

103. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

104. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet.

105. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.

106. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

107. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

108. Walking point = sniper bait.

109. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

110. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

111. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

112. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

113. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

114. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

115. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

116. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

117. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

118. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

119. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss.

120. Don't be conspicuous; in the combat zone it draws fire, out of the combat zone it draws sergeants, if they can see you, so can the enemy... All or any of the above combined.

121. Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

122. Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

123. Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit.

124. Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

125. A half filled canteen is a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.

126. When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.

127. It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.

128. If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.

129. If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

130. Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.

131. Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.

132. There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both.
Addendum: When he's not there, when you're not there, or both.

133. Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case."

134. You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.

135. Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.

136. You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.

137. You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.

138. Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

139. "Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms.

140. Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

141. NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy.

142. Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

143. Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

144. If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

145. If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.

146. Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

147. Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

148. If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.

149. Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

150. A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

151. Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

152. Being shot hurts.

153. Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded.

154. There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

155. C-4 can make a dull day fun.

156. There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose.

157. If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils.

158. If you lose you don't care.

159. Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow, what is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem.

160. Always make sure someone has a can opener.

161. Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

162. Flying is better than walking, walking is better than running, running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is technically, a form of flying.

163. If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

164. Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is NOT A GOOD IDEA!
-A combat vet will know the sound of an unfamiliar weapon in an instant and will point and shoot.
-Not only that, AKs use green tracers which mean "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out".

165. As has been noted, "Friendly fire isn't!"

FuNnIe QuOtEs

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
this one XD)

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."- Unknown Human philosopher


My OC's (FTS)

(1) Name: Charles Lucas Jackson

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Race: Legacy

Height: 6'0

Weight: 195

Hair: Blonde, Short and Spiky

Eyes: Sea Green

Mother: Annabeth Chase

Father: Percy Jackson

Siblings: Zoe Jackson

Godly Grandparents: Poseidon, Paternal- Athena, Maternal

Godmother: Thalia Grace

Godfather: Grover Underwood

Powers: Controls Water, Advanced Healing and Reflexes, Enhanced Speed and Strength

Side: Good

Status: Alive

Real World Actor Lookalike: Lucas Till (X-Men First Class)

(2) Name: Silena Amber Grace

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Race: Legacy

Height: 5'5

Weight: 120

Hair: Dark Brown, Length: Shoulder, Straight

Eyes: Blue

Mother: Piper McLean

Father: Jason Grace

Godmother: Annabeth Chase

Godfather: Leo Valdez

Siblings: Louis Grace

Godly Grandparents: Zeus, Paternal- Aphrodite, Maternal

Powers: Controls Lightning and Air, Slight Charmspeak

Real World Actress Lookalike: Danielle Campbell (with blue eyes, Starstruck)

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(3) Name: Ethan Julian Ramirez-Arellano

Age: 13

Gender: Male

Race: Legacy

Height: 5'11

Weight: 190

Hair: Black, Length: Military Cut

Eyes: Brown

Father: Theodore Fox

Mother: Juliana Bishop

Adoptive Mother: Reyna Ramirez Arellano

Siblings: Alejandro and Andre Ramirez-Arellano

Godly Grandparents: Nike, Maternal - Bellona, Adoptive Maternal Grandmother

Godmother: Piper McLean

Godfather: Nico di Angelo

Powers: Enhanced Speed and Strength when angered, Able to give strength when needed, Competitive Streak

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(4) Name: Lillian Esperanza Valdez

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Race: Legacy

Height: 5'4

Weight: 115

Hair: Dark Brown, Length: Bob Cut, Curly

Eyes: Warm Amber

Mother: Calypso

Father: Leo Valdez

Siblings: Gabriela Valdez

Godly Grandparents: Hephaestus, Paternal

Godmother: Hazel Levesque

Godfather: Jason Grace

Powers: Controls Fire

Side: Good

Status: Alive

Real Life Actor Lookalike: Selena Gomez (Younger [Obviously])

(5) Name: Zachery di Angelo Solace

Age: 13

Gender: Male

Race: Legacy

Height: 5’7

Weight: 145

Hair: Black, Length: Short, Straight

Eyes: Blue

Mother: Cassandra Ross

Father: Liam Bennett

Adoptive Parents: Nico di Angelo, Will Solace

Siblings: Gemma di Angelo Solace

Godly Grandparents: Hades, Adopted Grandfather - 2x Great Grandfather - Apollo, Adopted Grandfather

Powers: Shadow Travel, Put People to Sleep, Combat Medic

Godmother: Reyna Ramirez-Arellano

Godfather: Percy Jackson

Side: Good

Status: Alive

Real Life Actor Lookalike: Asia Butterfield

(6) Name: Emily Marie Zhang

Age: 12

Gender: Female

Race: Legacy

Height: 5’2

Weight: 105

Hair: Light Brown, Length: Shoulder Blades, Curly

Eyes: Gold

Mother: Hazel Levesque

Father: Frank Zhang

Siblings: None

Godly Grandparents: Mars, Paternal- Pluto, Maternal

Powers: Growing Magic Ability, Shape Shifting when older

Godmother: Reyna Ramirez-Arellano

Godfather: Will Solace

Side: Good

Status: Alive

Real Life Actor Lookalike: Miranda Cosgrove (Drake and Josh days)

(7) Name: Payton Veronica Lewis

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Race: Legacy

Height: 5'6

Weight: 120

Hair: Dirty Blonde, Length: Mid Back, Wavy

Eyes: Hazel

Mother: Vivian Hudson

Father: Edward Lewis

Siblings: None

Godly Grandparents:

Powers: Speed, Stealth, Singing

Side: Evil

Status: Alive

(8) Name: Michael Jeremy Collins

Age: 15

Gender: Male

Race: Legacy

Height: 5'11

Weight: 175

Hair: Light Brown

Eyes: Hazel

Mother: Susan Mary Pierce

Father: Michael Terrance Collins

Siblings: None

Godly Grandparents: Paternal, Tyche- Maternal, Selene

Powers: Good Luck

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(9) Name: Abagail Lucinda Stoll

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Race: Legacy

Height: 5'5

Weight: 120

Hair: Light Brown

Eyes: Forest Green

Mother: Katie Gardener

Father: Travis Stoll

Siblings: None

Godly Grandparents: Hermes, Paternal- Demeter, Maternal

Powers: Controls Plants

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(10) Name: Louis Tristan McLean

Age: 6

Gender: Male

Race: Legacy

Height: 4'0

Weight: 50

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Mother: Piper McLean

Father: Jason Grace

Siblings: Silena Grace

Godly Grandparents: Jupiter, Paternal- Aphrodite, Maternal

Godmother: Hazel Levesque

Godfather: Percy Jackson

Powers: Controls Wind and Lightning

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(11) Name: Zoe Michelle Jackson

Age: 5

Height: 3'6

Weight: 36

Hair: Black- Length: Shoulder, Curly

Eyes: Grey

Mother: Annabeth Chase

Father: Percy Jackson

Siblings: Charlie Jackson

Godly Grandparent: Poseidon, Paternal- Athena, Maternal

Godmother: Piper McLean

Godfather: Frank Zhang

Powers: Controls Water, Intelligence

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(12) Name: Gabriela Elena Valdez

Age: 3

Gender: Female

Race: Legacy

Height: 3'2

Weight: 35

Hair: Light Brown

Eyes: Amber

Mother: Calypso

Father: Leo Valdez

Godly Grandparent- Hephaestus, Paternal

Godmother: Piper McLean

Godfather: Will Solace

Powers: Magic

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(13) Name: Gemma di Angelo Solace

Age: 2

Gender: Female

Race: Legacy

Height: 2'5

Weight: 28

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Dark Brown

Mother: Stella Green

Father: Gregory Nelson

Adoptive Fathers: Nico di Angelo- Will Solace

Siblings: Zack di Angelo Solace

Godly Grandparents- Hebe, Maternal - Hades, Apollo- Adoptive Grandfathers

Godmother: Annabeth Chase

Godfather: Jason Grace

Powers: Shadowtravel

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(14) Name: Alejandro Diego Ramirez- Arellano

Age: 7 Months

Gender: Male

Race: Legacy

Height: 2'0

Weight: 18

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Light Brown

Mother: Willow Anderson

Father: Declan Russell

Adoptive Mother: Reyna Ramirez-Arellano

Siblings: Ethan Ramirez- Arellano, Andre Ramirez- Arellano

Godly Grandparent: Bellona- Adoptive Grandmother

Godmother: Hazel Levesque

Godfather: Leo Valdez

Powers: Magic

Side: Good

Status: Alive

(15) Name: Andre Emilio Ramirez- Arellano

Age: 7 Months

Gender: Male

Race: Legacy

Height: 2'0

Weight: 18

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Light Brown

Mother: Willow Anderson

Father: Declan Russell

Adoptive Mother: Reyna Ramirez-Arellano

Siblings: Ethan Ramirez- Arellano, Andre Ramirez- Arellano

Godly Grandparent: Iris, Maternal- Hecate, Paternal - Bellona, Adoptive Grandmother

Godmother: Annabeth Chase

Godfather: Will Solace

Powers: Magic

Side: Good

Status: Alive

My OC's (Heroes For Hire)

(1) Name: Zane Michael Sheppard

Age: 12 (Iron Man) 21 (Infinity War)

Gender: Male

Height: 5'5 (Preteen) 6'1 (Adult)

Weight: 100 (Preteen) 190 (Adult)

Hair: Black Length: Short, Straight

Eyes: Blue

Powers/Abilities: Flight, Super Strength

Codename: Guardian

(2) Name: Naomi Marie Donovan

Age: 11 (Iron Man) 20 (Infinity War)

Gender: Female

Height: 5'5 (Preteen) 5'7 (Adult)

Weight: 95 (Preteen) 130 (Adult)

Hair: Dirty Blonde Length: Chin, Straight

Eyes: Brown

Powers/Abilities: Cryokinesis, MMA, Gymnastics

Codename: Blizzard

(3) Name: Isaac Anton Jackson

Age: 10 (Iron Man) 19 (Infinity War)

Gender: Male

Height: 5'1 (Child) 5'11 (Adult)

Weight: 90 (Child) 180 (Adult)

Hair: Black Length: Short, Straight

Eyes: Hazel

Powers/Abilities: Light Manipulation, MMA

Codename: Reaper

(4) Name: Anastasia Elaine O'Conner

Age: 8 (Iron Man) 17 (Infinity War)

Gender: Female

Height: 4'5 (Child) 5'5 (Adult/Teen)

Weight: 70 (Child) 125 (Adult/Teen)

Hair: Blonde Length: Mid Back, Curly

Eyes: Violet

Powers/Abilities: Portal Creation

Magical Items: Top Hat

Codename: Mad Hatter

(5) Name: Mia Gracelynn Ford

Age: 7 (Iron Man) 16 (Infinity War)

Gender: Female

Height: 4'2 (Child) 5'4 (Adult/Teen)

Weight: 60 (Child) 110 (Adult/Teen)

Hair: Light Brown Length: Shoulder, Wavy

Eyes: Green

Powers/Abilities: Electrokinesis, Efficient Hacker

Codename: Command

(6) Name: Lucas Johnathon Valentine

Age: 13 (Avengers) 18 (Infinity War)

Gender: Male

Height: 5'8 (Teen) 6'2 (Adult)

Weight: 160 (Teen) 190 (Adult)

Hair: Dark Brown, Length: Short, Curly

Eyes: Blue

Powers/Abilities: MMA Training, Weapons Training, Stealth Training

Codename: Agent 17

(7) Name: Chloe Elizabeth Bell

Age: 13 (Avengers) 18 (Infinity War)

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6 (Adult)

Weight: 135 (Adult)

Hair: Dirty Blonde, Length: Collarbone, Wavy

Eyes: Hazel

Powers/Abilities: MMA Training, Weapons Training

Codename: Longshot

(8) Name: Faith Jacqueline Williams

Age: 14 (Captain America: The Winter Soldier) 17 (Infinity War)

Gender: Female

Height: 5'2 (Adult)

Weight: 103 (Adult)

Hair: Black, Length: Hips, Straight

Eyes: Brown

Powers/Abilities: Gymnastics, Acrobatics, MMA Training

Codename: Eagle

(9) Name: Hunter Leonardo Silva

Age: 11 (Thor) 19 (Infinity War)

Gender: Male

Height: 5'1 (Child) 6'0 (Adult)

Weight: 90 (Child) 190 (Adult)

Hair: Brown, Length: Half Inch

Eyes: Brown

Magical Items: Twin Python Revolvers that never run out of ammo.

Powers/Abilities: Enhanced Reflexes, Enhanced Eyesight,

Codename: Outlaw

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