Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma PM
44DEATH NOT'D: Inside the Sick Mind of Raito Yagami »
Raito Yagami is not at all the sophisticated, young man he seems. When Ryuk is shooting up apple seeds in the bathroom, L is pretending to own a space ship and Misa is questioning life itself, what does Raito really think? It's all right here, folks.Death Note, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 23, follows: 30, updated: 8/2/2008 published: 12/10/2007, Light Y.
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That's Enough
In return for her kindess, she is only given grief. In return for her blood, she is only given sorrow. In return for her devotion, she is only given loneliness. Please, let her leave this world. That's enough. !SatokoRika!Higurashi/Umineko series, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 546, favs: 7, follows: 1, 12/26/2007
8Hinamizawa Syndrome: Kira Strikes Again? »
[HigurashixDN Crossover] Hinamizawa's mysterious chain of murders have made TV around the world. When L is contacted by two desperate police officers, can he help them crack the case, or will he finally be defeated by the paranormal?Death Note, T, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 12/14/2007 published: 11/29/2007, L
31So Damned Emo: Something About Megumi Hanajima! »
Welcome to the first 'M' rated Megumi fic, EVER! It's basically the same as the other 'Inside The Mind Of...' stories I've written, but it's with Megumi. It's also a sick tribute to all the characters who don't get mentioned much.Fruits Basket, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 5k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 12/6/2007 published: 6/27/2007, Megumi H.
1 Down With The Sickness
[Devi vs Sickness] Madness is the gift that has been given to me.Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 11/29/2007, Devi D., Sickness
11 Puddle Jumper
[For HanaTohruShipperMorgan] It's raining. The curse has been lifted, and Kyo wants to know what it feels like to have the cool, wet droplets on his back and enjoy it. Hijinx occur. Yuki gets mud to the face. C'mon, that HAS to be funny. [slight Kyoru]Fruits Basket, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 10, 11/28/2007, Kyo S., Tohru H.
24That's A Lie! »
A series of outrageous untruths formed by people jumping to the wrong conclusions and under estimating the power of rational, logical thinking. Were Yuki and Kyo REALLY doing it? Did Haru REALLY kill Rin? Will YOU fall prey to these people's presumtions?Fruits Basket, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 16, follows: 16, updated: 11/25/2007 published: 9/3/2007, Kyo S., Yuki S.
11 Bodily Fluids
[Oneshot] "Not fond of those bodily fluids, are you, Nny?" Mr. Eff snorted as Johnny cringed. How did they keep sneaking up on him like that? "No wonder you're still a virgin."Jhonen Vasquez, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 11/15/2007, Johnny C., Nail Bunny
9 Theories Shattered
In the end, our 'tragic fate' was merely Takano with a hand gun. [Rika]Higurashi/Umineko series, T, English, Drama, words: 585, favs: 6, follows: 1, 10/21/2007
126My Brother's Insane Story »
A craptacula series of oneshots by my brother. Has songfics, Yuki being eaten by a gorilla, poems, random stories... it's all good. You will laugh. [[NOTE: Good stuff starts at chapter five. LATEST: Meet the Sohma's, A Poem]]Fruits Basket, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 14, words: 4k+, favs: 18, follows: 17, updated: 10/20/2007 published: 4/27/2006
30A Night in the Life of Kyo’s Lower Half »
He could have sworn it was a conspiracy. Things hitting him on the head, constant 'surprises' in the pants... it was like everything and everyone was out to get him. Everything, except his untamed crotch, which is seemingly out to get Tohru... [Kyoru]Fruits Basket, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 34, updated: 10/18/2007 published: 10/14/2007, Kyo S., Tohru H.
27The Story Never Lies »
Tohru discovers something that leaves the Sohma family in ruins. With Yuki's pink hair and Kyo's drool puddles, the family is left with one option. Request help from a complete nutter or suffer a lifetime of stunt doubling at parties... in the futuuuuure!Fruits Basket, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 10/17/2007 published: 11/26/2006, Tohru H.
6 Paranoia, Paranoia
They taped over your mouth and scribbled out the truth with their lies. [Keiichi]Higurashi/Umineko series, T, English, Drama & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 14, 10/16/2007
3 Fear
I refuse to do the bidding of a myth! Of a lie! Of a superstition! You're all in my head! [Rika]Higurashi/Umineko series, T, English, Drama, words: 592, favs: 6, 9/29/2007
16The Sohman Food Chain »
The food chain, but with the species of animals that the Sohma's are cursed by.Fruits Basket, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 9/12/2007 published: 10/2/2006
138Not So Hetrosexual: Inside Haru's Sick, Pervy Mind »
Haru Sohma isn't all what he's cracked up to be. While he's not cracking up on crack, doing sleazy babes and babbling stuff that makes no sense, what does this cow really think? Read to find out!Fruits Basket, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 19, words: 12k+, favs: 34, follows: 21, updated: 9/10/2007 published: 8/13/2006, Hatsuharu S.
5 It's Alright To Cry, Kid
[Kyo&Kyoko fluff] 'Bad' in general just didn't give justice to the terrible, down right horrid time he'd suffered for the morning's waking existence. Twelve, miserable hours he'd wasted breathing that pungent, depressing air. ['So, how was the funeral']Fruits Basket, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, 9/3/2007, Kyo S., Kyoko H.
3 Reverse This Curse
[SONGFIC] It'd always been an aspect of the Sohma family to carry the burdens, the emotional chains, barriers, walls, what ever word you wish to use. The same burdens as the previous generation did, the previously unlucky thirteen and their 'God'.Fruits Basket, T, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/26/2007
52Ara Koyashi! »
[COMPLETELY REWRITTEN] After being caught kissing in the bathroom, Haru and Hiro set off a chain of advents that will change their love lives forever! Will they be able to swerve around the obstacles, or will they crash and burn? Wait and see!Fruits Basket, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 12k+, favs: 19, follows: 25, updated: 8/26/2007 published: 6/15/2006, Hatsuharu S., Hiro S.
17 INCEST: The Sohma Family Motto
[You wouldn't find incest wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine!] When a whole family has to resort to incest to relieve sexual tension, what else can you do but laugh at the weird kids that pop out? [Sohma Family Centeric]Fruits Basket, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 560, favs: 12, follows: 2, 7/18/2007