If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read; started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their butts off.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Dane Cook quotes:
... when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, "I guess not" ...
... he was hit by a Dodge ... which I found funny and ironic ...
Everybody wants to be remembered for something...the
other day I was walking down the street, I saw a young boy eating an icecream cone. I ran up-I SMASHED it in his face! I said, "YOU'LL REMEMBER ME FOREVER!" and I ran into the woods.
You son of a B! Sorry to use harsh letters...