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4Ferelden's Warden Commander
Before the Battle of Ostagar, King Cailan decides that Lohgain needs a Grey Warden amongst his soldiers. After the battle, Lohgain is left with a single Grey Warden amongst his troops that he has no idea what to do with. Fearing execution, the Warden offers Lohgain the Ancient Treaties. Thus starts their Alliance. Oneshot.
Dragon Age, T, English, Adventure, words: 6k+, favs: 17, follows: 13, 11/26/2013, Tabris, Loghain M. T., Soris, Jowan
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Icha Icha Paradise: Spiraling Love »
On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 41k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/17/2013 published: 9/13/2011, Naruto U., Fū
58Naruto Infinite
Not an x-over. Naruto gains the ability to punch through dimensions and is surprised by what he finds: himself. Naruto teams up with Naruto, and Naruto, and Naruto, and Naruto, and Naruto. No pairings as of yet.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 230, follows: 234, 4/14/2013, Naruto U., Naruko U.
521Children of the Spiral »
They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 37k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 10/21/2012 published: 9/29/2012, Naruto U., Mito U.
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Return to Konoha
Two years ago, to escape a neglectful family and unfair prejudices, Naruto ranaway from his Konoha. Now, after a careless mistake, he's found by Jiraiya and is being taken back to the home he hoped to never see again. It's as they say, no good deed goes unpunished. Probable oneshot.
Naruto, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Adventure, words: 6k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 912, 6/26/2012, Naruto U.
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Quietly into the Night
Weeks before his second attempt at the Graduation Exam, Naruto Uzumaki manages to convince the Hokage into giving him an assassination mission. The target? The Kyuubi no Kitsune. The Demon Hunt is on. Abandoned/Oneshot/Complete...wutever.
Naruto, T, English, Drama & Adventure, words: 23k+, favs: 61, follows: 53, 11/17/2011, Naruto U.
272Naruto: The Apprentice »
On the eve of his second failure to pass the Academy exam, Naruto is found by someone who has taken a particular interest in his future. Sarutobi has forbidden Danzou from touching Naruto. But could this new person be even worse?
Naruto, M, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 8, words: 79k+, favs: 686, follows: 700, updated: 7/28/2011 published: 4/8/2010, Naruto U., Fū
1k+Naruto: Mokuzaimusha »
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto, M, English, Adventure & Angst, chapters: 20, words: 138k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 6/18/2011 published: 7/25/2006, Naruto U., Haku
142Naruto: Deal with the Devil
Forced into a situation that he finds unreasonable leaves Naruto with no one to turn to. He Finds no salvation in heaven, and is bound by the laws of Man. So Naruto turns to the Devil of Konoha in order to protect himself. What will happen? AU.
Naruto, T, English, Drama & Suspense, words: 5k+, favs: 292, follows: 271, 5/21/2011, Naruto U.
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You're NOT my best friend anymore!
After the battle at Tenchi bridge, Naruto and Sasuke meet...and decide to find different best friends. Insanity ensues. Note Naruto/Sasuke friendship. Not Yaoi. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 6k+, favs: 188, follows: 60, 4/22/2011, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
37The Mage who would be Queen
Neria Surana, known in the Circle for being able to Coerce just about anything out of anyone, is recruited. Seeing Cailan about to enter a battle that no one wants him to take part in, she steps in. Unfortunately, she didn't foresee the consequences.
Dragon Age, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 53, follows: 49, 3/18/2011, Surana, Cailan T.
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The Power of Love »
Negative emotions can turn a Spirit of Justice into a Demon of Vengeance. But can positive emotions do the reverse, and turn a demon into a spirit? A Mage, Savvy in Demonolgy, discovers the answer. Rewrite of "Arl of Redcliffe Quest. Amell/Morrigan.
Dragon Age, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 29k+, favs: 42, follows: 20, updated: 3/7/2011 published: 2/21/2011, Amell, Morrigan
6Oh, Death
"We were stupid. A Grey Warden slays an Archdemon and both are destroyed. We were arrogant…to think our souls could challenge those of a God!" In the end, a sacrifice wasn't enough. They're back to finish what they started. There is no salvation! Oneshot.
Dragon Age, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 5k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 3/4/2011, Loghain M. T., Amell
15The Warden's Retiring
Warden Commander Marahiel wishes to retire from his position, and return to his people. Sadly, it seems that everyone and their mother has an opinion on the matter. In the aftermath both he and Alistair have a chat. Post-Awakening. Rated for cursing.
Dragon Age, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 32, follows: 5, 2/18/2011, Mahariel, Alistair
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You Did What!
Thanks to Tali's quick thinking, Shepard manages to get some useful intel on the Collectors. He follows up by sending it to the Citadel Council...Sadly, he/she was probably better off not sending anything. Oneshot, Parody.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 60, follows: 20, 1/24/2011
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I don't need you anymore
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto, M, English, Drama & Parody, words: 7k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 791, 6/4/2010, Naruto U.
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Her Life to Live
FemNaru. Based on challenge by Dracohalo117. After her real father's return to Konoha, she disappeared three years ago, but her faux-father finally tracked her down. He wants her to come back, but what about what she wants? Rated for language/themes.
Naruto, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 7k+, favs: 452, follows: 155, 4/22/2010, Naruto U., Jiraiya
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Itachi's Anger Management
Itachi has always been an angry person. After an odd meeting, him and three others go to a psychiatrist practice. Wait...who's Itachi's doctor? One-Shot.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 154, follows: 47, 8/11/2009, Itachi U.
40Naruto Cross Over Bloopers »
We all love cross overs, but we just have to accept that some crossovers...don't fit in the World of Naruto. Here's a list of some of these animes/games that just won't mix. Rated For Language. Chapter 2: Code Geass
Naruto, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 71, follows: 66, updated: 9/13/2008 published: 9/11/2008, Naruto U.
105The Once and Future King, of Bandits »
He ascended nearly a year ago. No one knew who he was, no one could catch him, no one could match him. So what events will occur when a pair of very remorseful parents, learn that their child is the infamous King of Bandits!
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 291, follows: 301, updated: 4/24/2008 published: 1/18/2008, Naruto U.