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946The House of Healing Souls »
Narcissa Malfoy's life is not what it once was. Broke, her husband in Azkaban, abandoned by her son, she survives as a prostitute in Knockturn Alley. Until one night she gets a visit from a dark, dangerous stranger. AU, EWE, HP/DG eventually. Grey/HarryHarry Potter, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 32, words: 234k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 2/24/2024 published: 4/29/2018, Harry P., Narcissa M., Daphne G.
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Women Are So Easy to Understand
Harold the Potter's Son is a chauvinist (In the Middle Ages, what man isn't?) out to kidnap the Baron's daughters. What happens is not exactly what he expects. Neither are the daughters. Non-magical story.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 39, follows: 25, 2/2/2024, Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Daphne G.
86Are You Kidding Me? »
I died today. A head on collision with a semi tractor-trailer. But then I had an encounter with some...thing in a dark place. Next thing I know, I'm landing in a graveyard, in England, in a Harry Potter book, as a WOMAN! Are you kidding me? Dumbledore bashing. Rating for language, mostly.Harry Potter, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 28k+, favs: 254, follows: 405, updated: 8/9/2023 published: 7/23/2023, Harry P., Hermione G., OC
12 No!
How did a nice goblin like Quickkill end up in a place like the Ministry and why can't he convince Daphne Greengrass to be his mate? A "...That Idea?" AU storyHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 67, follows: 42, 12/30/2022, OC, Daphne G., Ragnok
49 Don't Win a War if You Can't Take a Joke
Everybody thinks everything is going to be all hunky-dory and they can just sit back and relax after they've won the war. Umm...No. A "...That Idea?" alternate universe story.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 7k+, favs: 229, follows: 107, 4/1/2022, Hermione G., OC, Daphne G.
43 The Perfect Sun Tan »
Daphne Greengrass insults Hermione. Hermione hexes her. Draco Malfoy suffers the consequences. What does a sun tan have to do with it? This is not Hermione Granger doing a prank. No no, not at all. No way. Never ever.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 222, follows: 101, updated: 11/13/2021 published: 5/12/2019, Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G.
30 The Stonehenge Event »
Something happened at Stonehenge on the Vernal Equinox, something wonderful, something incredible, something magical. Brian Denley didn't care about any of that. He just wanted to get his girlfriend back. A glimpse of what happens when the magical world intrudes into the non-magical.Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 76, follows: 53, updated: 9/28/2021 published: 9/25/2021, Hermione G., OC, Daphne G.
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Luna Lovegood Visits Stargate Command Ooops!
Luna Lovegood paints a picture and steps through it to an adventure and meets new people... whom she confounds, confuses and brightens their day. She decides they must be Slytherins.Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 9k+, favs: 537, follows: 261, 9/23/2021, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Harry P., Luna L.
129The Power He Knows Not »
Harry Potter goes into the Forbidden Forest to meet Lord Voldemort, only to learn 'the power he knows not' is not love. Canon until start of story. Says complete but who knows.Harry Potter, T, English, Fantasy, chapters: 3, words: 19k+, favs: 718, follows: 847, updated: 4/18/2021 published: 5/10/2020, Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
46 Samantha Carter and Magic Don't Play Well Together
Daniel, Sam and Teal'c are invited to spend some time camping with Jack and Luna. Sam has problems with the accommodations. Obviously AU because everyone knows SG-1 is just a TV show. Sorry for the Rating but just how suggestive an Adult theme is between K and T is kind of wonky.Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 245, follows: 125, 2/20/2021, S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Luna L.
5The Chamber
Tom Riddle discovers the Chamber of Secrets and the fates and lives of countless people are changed forever. AUHarry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Horror, words: 785, favs: 27, follows: 16, 1/15/2021, Thomas R.
162To Touch the Stars »
Daphne Greengrass has a physical abnormality that makes her the target of abuse in the magical world. Dealing with it is hard...until somebody who knows what she's going through helps her. AUHarry Potter, M, English, Angst & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 22k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/22/2020 published: 4/22/2018, Harry P., Daphne G.
91 Lemon Drops Are Bad for Your Health
Albus Dumbledore's plans are falling apart and he doesn't know who is doing it. Worse, Harry Potter is kidnapped from his relatives house by his parents and Sirius Black wants him back. What is a master manipulator to do? AU Rating for assault and murder.Harry Potter, T, English, words: 13k+, favs: 718, follows: 235, 8/27/2020, Albus D.
114 That Idea?
The war is over. The forces of the Light have lost. Harry is to be executed in Diagon Alley in front of a crowd by Voldemort. However, Voldemort grants his request to tell the people what he thinks of them before he does. AU Wizarding World bashing.Harry Potter, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 816, follows: 309, 4/1/2020, Harry P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort
21Pay Attention in Class!
People often described Luna Lovegood as having a spacy, far off look. Did any of them ever think it might be because she was concentrating so hard on something all the time? Draco Malfoy didn't care one way or another. He was just going to use her to hurt Harry Potter. AUHarry Potter, M, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 107, follows: 53, 12/8/2019, Draco M., Luna L.
41The Fourth Unforgiveable
Daphne Greengrass wants Harry and she's not going to let Hermione Granger stand in her way. Unfortunately for her Hermione has a new weapon in her arsenal. AU Dark(ish)HermioneHarry Potter, M, English, Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 296, follows: 240, 3/5/2019, Hermione G., Daphne G.
8 Pests
Ever wonder why some things just happen, as if on their own? Maybe there's a culprit. One shot. Rating for two little scenes.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 762, favs: 43, follows: 19, 9/18/2018, OC
32 Hermione Granger doesn't do pranks
A prank that went to far has Hermione going against the Weasley twins. One shotHarry Potter, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 257, follows: 83, 4/13/2018, Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
69 Revelations
Hermione is kidnapped and has a long talk with her captor. What is surprising is why she was kidnapped and things she learns about herself and Harry that could send canon off into AU territory. One shot. Rating just to be on the safe side.Harry Potter, M, English, words: 5k+, favs: 375, follows: 181, 4/11/2018
69 When did the Ice Queen get so flirty?
Trapped in a sealed room with Daphne Greengrass and no wands Harry finds out her Ice Queen persona is just camouflage. But how will they escape and exact revenge on Draco Malfoy?Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 762, 4/2/2018, Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.